Critical Miss: Garrus: Badass Burnout

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the taurian punisher?

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"Garrus Journal: October 12th, 2185. Vorcha carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their asari sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the dancers and council members will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "Can this wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."[/quote]

You just won four internets.

Wait, who's garrus? Theres characters other than wrex and tali? WTF?

Garrus shall become the old spice guy. the Alien your Alien could smell like

Grey Carter:
Critical Miss: Garrus: Badass Burnout

He has reach and an awesome utility belt!

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Hmmm, I disagree completely. He is totally the Punisher in ME2. The obvious next step is bad conscience and Ghandi-fication.

Is anyone else confused by the comic itself saying "Garrus is pretty much Batman" followed by a depiction of a psychopath in a bat suit flat-out murdering people?

That's not Batman. This leads me to believe Garrus isn't either.

Zhukov:

Same with Tali, come to think of it.

Yeah I don't like Tali either. Garrus is the man though.

OT: This is actually a pretty good point. I bet he sacrifices himself to save the galaxy. That's all that's left.

Ashcrexl:

Gralian:
Ew. Lower lip. Remove it.

I appreciate it's not as obtrusive as usual this week, but it's still there, and it's like ugly facial hair that won't go away and damnit i'm going to keep bringing it up and protesting it until it does.

Fun comic as always, but i never got the popularity behind Garrus. Perhaps because i never really used him in either game. He always struck me as a bit of a cowboy that was too big for his britches.

you dont like women with lower lips? if you ever romance someone, will you force her to undergo painful lower lip removal surgery?

Going by your logic, you don't like women with upper lips? I mean, if you notice Erin only seems to have a visible lower lip and up upper lip. Are you going to force your future girlfriend to have painful upper lip removal surgery?

Jesting aside though it's only because it feels really unnecessary when no other character seems to have any defining lip facial features and it just looks like a swollen part of her face. Either draw both lips, and draw lips on everybody, or don't draw them at all. It's really sent Erin way down the uncanny valley in my eyes. She looked far better in the earlier comics, when she was lip-less.

Gralian:

Ashcrexl:

Gralian:
Ew. Lower lip. Remove it.

I appreciate it's not as obtrusive as usual this week, but it's still there, and it's like ugly facial hair that won't go away and damnit i'm going to keep bringing it up and protesting it until it does.

Fun comic as always, but i never got the popularity behind Garrus. Perhaps because i never really used him in either game. He always struck me as a bit of a cowboy that was too big for his britches.

you dont like women with lower lips? if you ever romance someone, will you force her to undergo painful lower lip removal surgery?

Going by your logic, you don't like women with upper lips? I mean, if you notice Erin only seems to have a visible lower lip and up upper lip. Are you going to force your future girlfriend to have painful upper lip removal surgery?

Evel Knievel himself couldn't make the tremendous jump to conclusions you just posted.

Arachon:
Isn't it obvious?

I fully support this.

And this is the first Critical Miss to actually have me laughing out loud. It might just be that Garrus makes anything better for me. Meh. Either way, well done.

Netface:

Gralian:

Ashcrexl:

you dont like women with lower lips? if you ever romance someone, will you force her to undergo painful lower lip removal surgery?

Going by your logic, you don't like women with upper lips? I mean, if you notice Erin only seems to have a visible lower lip and up upper lip. Are you going to force your future girlfriend to have painful upper lip removal surgery?

Evel Knievel himself couldn't make the tremendous jump to conclusions you just posted.

I was trying to make an ironic statement. Look at what he said. "you dont like women with lower lips?" purely because i said i didn't like Erin's lower lip being drawn in. I was going by the fact she has no upper lip drawn in to jump to the same sort of conclusion that he did in order to be ironic.

I thought Blasto, the first Hanar Spectre, was Dirty Harry.

Are you comparing Garrus to a big, stupid jellyfish?

Canadish:
Hey guys, nice thread and all, but...can it wait a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

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Bahahaahahaa... oh, it's funny because it's true. XD

DeadlyYellow:
Where else is there to go?

.....(I have no words to describe how Awesome/Insane that is)

I would **** Garrus' brains out. In a full-body latex sheathe if I had to.

I can see Garrus totally losing it in ME3. I actually hope he does, ultimate tragic story arc, he loses all faith in living things and starts killing indiscriminately, you have to put him down. That'd be a hell of a sad moment.

Fr]anc[is:
I always love how Mordin has inter-species sex pamphlets and videos ready to be forwarded at a moments notice

It's actually kinda brilliant if you think about it; before joining Shepard he was running the clinic on Omega, giving out safe sex advice might have been a common occurrence.

But my favorite is when you're not romancing anyone and he thinks you're interested in him, and has to let you down easy. "If intended to try human, would try you."

MellowFellow:

HankMan:
Specter, he's earned it by now.

This. I think it would be cool to see him become one and it would allow us to have a new turian in the party too.

I could be wrong but doesn't he mention in ME2 that he attempted to become a specter and for whatever reason ended up not following through? I'm just wondering...I must google this

Ghengis John:
Where can he go from there? Let me put it this way:

"Varkarian, Garrus Vakarian. I'll have a martini, Dextro DNA."

Shaken, not stirred. Just like my women.

He doesn't need to be anybody else, he'll be Garrus and that is enough. I'd tell you more, but I have some calibrations to do.

Optimystic:
I would **** Garrus' brains out. In a full-body latex sheathe if I had to.

Full-body latex sheathe. Female Commander Shepard.

...

I'm sorry, were you saying something?

Canadish:
Hey guys, nice thread and all, but...can it wait a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

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he says he's calibrating, but he's probably looking at quarian porn >___>

actually i think he would be a badass Spectre, but maybe stay like he is ME2 would be a better choice.

It will turn out Garrus actually died on Omega and has been a figment of Shepard's imagination through the whole game.

night_tiger9:

Canadish:
Hey guys, nice thread and all, but...can it wait a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

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he says he's calibrating, but he's probably looking at quarian porn >___>

A) Who wouldn't?

B) What did you think "calibrating" meant?

C) In ME3, Garrus will be Bruce Willis in space. Die Hard + Mass Effect = Awesome?

4) I am dead serious about "A". "B" and "C", not so much.

I think they plan to do an A-Team reboot Mr T special, and make him the alien equivalent of Ghandi. Until Hannibal tells him Ghandi liked dog-fighting, and then he'll have a psychotic alien Fonzy comeback.

*PEW PEW BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
"Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!".

rollerfox88:
I think they plan to do an A-Team reboot Mr T special, and make him the alien equivalent of Ghandi. Until Hannibal tells him Ghandi liked dog-fighting, and then he'll have a psychotic alien Fonzy comeback.

*PEW PEW BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
"Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!".

Or he'll be Vegeta. Already got the Scouter on his eye.

He could become a jedi they have lightsabers.

Everyone liked Tali cause she was the awkward type who was adorable to speak to. Garrus I have to say played a wonderful timid badass and although i didn't play the first Mass Effect, I can say that the hurt part of his character is there.
Maybe he gets over the mistakes he's made and become a leader figure.

...Pls don't kill him off

Ghengis John:

Marowit:
He'll backslide to the punisher...and he'll be lamesauce

just sayin'!

Punisher is lamer than batman. Box office gross proves that.

That a well made movie does better than a campy movie, a lousy movie and a good movie no one ever heard about tells us absolutely nothing about the relatively bank ability of characters. The only thing Batman really has over Punisher is that Batman could, if it was desired, manage a PG-13 rating while staying true to the character while Punisher could not.

Seeing as I never really got to know Garrus, he could become Jesus and I probably still wouldn't play with him in my squad come ME3.

By the end, he turns into Malcom Reynolds.

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How awesome would that be?

Gralian:

Jesting aside though it's only because it feels really unnecessary when no other character seems to have any defining lip facial features and it just looks like a swollen part of her face. Either draw both lips, and draw lips on everybody, or don't draw them at all. It's really sent Erin way down the uncanny valley in my eyes. She looked far better in the earlier comics, when she was lip-less.

Wow sorry, I'm going to work on drawing lips regardless of what you want though. I've been drawing most girls with these lips for the last month because they have lips that matter more. Guys don't really but I still put the little bit of shadow under the lip to show they are present. Im slowly going to work on adding line definition for the upper lip but it will still be much less noticeable. Finding the right form is a process that is long and arduous and I intend to constantly change my art style. One day maybe even there will be dynamic colors rather than stale paint bucket work, but we will see.

Which of the 10 do you think Garrus will become?

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He's already Batman, might as well work off that.

I think he'll finally become a Spectre (come on, he's a NATURAL LEADER AND WAS BORN TO BE A SPECTRE, if Bioware doesn't do that then they are very silly people)

Then he'll basically be super Batman

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