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He just means the dialog's a bit overburdened with interjections that don't really add to the conversation... Imagine if, after every new sentence you spoke, I interrupted with, "Wait, WHAT???" Yeah, that'd get old fast. And unlike me, you can't slap Japanese media and tell it to stop. | |
[Rant] I fucking hated this game. The visuals are shitty, the gameplay is just plain bizarre, and I hated the atrocious dialogue. I played the game expecting a Sonatine-like adventure with some GTA4 added for tone, but you know what I got? I got Final Fantasy mixed with Malibu's Most Wanted when it came to seriousness! The dialogue is atrociously stupid. You know, when I speak to my relatives and friends in Japanese, they don't act like amateur actors nearly bursting with excitement. | |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiJAHpYspjg | |
Thanks, but my Japanese is good enough now that I don't need to bother with text translations. I'll definitely keep that title in mind if I ever feel like reading one, though. | |
inspired end comment 'rose coloured' jell beans lol tastic ! | |
and yet yahtzee said NOTHING! when haiti was destroyed by an earthquake sorry i just had to let that out of my chest, a lot of people are doing that nowadays yeah i know he was karma compensating but still... | |
Gah! I was hoping I could be the cool guy who gets to suavely comment on the Pixies reference from this week's video, but I saw someone said something about it on page 4. I've got to start watching these things earlier. Now I have to share my sense of smugness with another. Truly-A-Lie, you are the son of incestuous union. | |
I would totally play Constable Blimey Chips. | |
Good as ever. | |
Man Yahtzee, I really dig the rodent teeth you used for illustrating japanese men. It's truly such a shame that the British didn't colonize Japan, they could have introduced the only normal culture in the world (i.e. western) and the only proper language (i.e. English) to them. Wouldn't have to listen to their annoying moonspeak articulations anymore and they could start selling commemorative chinaware with faces from the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha like all normal people do. Oh wait, those hypocrites are called "Windsors" now. | |
that picture of Darwin was priceless Has anyone else noticed that ZP is like 100x louder than all the other videos on the Escapist? | |
For extra punctuation you should do the list of things that bother you about Japanese culture. | |
Oh, I don't know. In all honesty I kind of like those karaoke songs. Although I'm not exactly sure why. EDIT: Oops. Sorry, I forgot that I already responded to that post of yours. How silly of me. | |
This is just for the sake of being thorough. But yes you are right. In Japanese one does often leave out the subject of a sentence particularly if the person speaking is the subject his/herself. The reason for this is the common assumption that it's obvious what the subject is and therefore making it unnecessary to explicitly point it out. Although interestingly enough I can actually recall one particular instance in an Anime title where this was actually used for humorous effect when one character wasn't sure what another character was referring to. Anyway, I think this is why the word "Boku" would often be omitted. As I'm sure you know "Boku" means "I" in Japanese and is generally reserved for use by males (with "wa" being a device for connecting words and/or parts of a sentence). Therefore if one were the subject it may not be necessary (and it often probably isn't) to use "Boku" or "Watashi" and the like ("Watashi" being a unisex word for "I"). | |
That's alright. I guess I wasn't clear anyway. I meant to say it's very addicting and I'm not sure why. Just the combination of wierd jpop and tough guy kazuma clapping and shouting enthusiasticly. BTW I bumped into a big guy in New York one time; it broke his reading glasses, which he (stupidly) held in his hand. Getting ready for some yakuza style asskicking, imagine my surprise when the guy gets all emotional cause he was studying and couldn't afford new ones. We agreed on each paying half (of fifteen bucks). | |
I actually like jpop quite a bit myself. But I'm not sure if that explains why I find the karaoke mini game in the Yakuza games so appealing. I remember really getting into the music rhythm games "Bust a Groove" and "Bust a Groove 2" for the original Playstation. Perhaps there's also the monstrous (if somewhat fleeting) popularity of Guitar Hero and Rock Band to consider (although I didn't really get into either one of those myself). Perhaps it's just something about music rhythm interactivity in general that strikes a chord (no pun intended) with me and others. Anyway, about your encounter in New York. I guess you were lucky that that guy wasn't some random punk. I actually heard a while ago (although I'm not sure if this is actually true) that nine out of every ten humans are at least halfway decent. Now as for the remaining ten percent I would imagine that they had better stay out of Japan or they're going to get beat up by Yakuza protagonists. (That last sentence is a joke of course) | |
http://boingboing.net/2010/08/10/yakuza-3-review.html Here it is. Only the names have been changed. | |
Loved the subtle Pixies reference there. | |
Thanks a lot! This looks like an interesting read :). | |
"We warn you once, NSYNC. Now we warn you again...WITH-A DEATH!" ...is what I started thinking about after watching this. | |
Wait, did he really start out by bitching about having to read subtitles. That's just a horrible attitude man. | |
Host Clubs aren't really all that different from Strip Clubs. Either way you're not supposed to end up having sex with the girl, but usually can if you pay extra. The difference is instead of throwing money at a girl for her to dance in systematically less clothing for you, you're paying her to sit next to you, laugh at your jokes, eat with you, and pretend to be interested in you as if you're having a relationship. It makes sense really, instant gratification versus bitter loneliness. The same parallel can be drawn with pornographic games from there compared to Western cultures. In Western cultures sex games are about the sex, and only about the sex. In Japanese sex games there has to be a plot, a reason for just why the girl is getting sodomized by the jelly monster and the old man with panties on his head. For being such a small, densely packed nation, the overwhelming theme seems to be complete and utter loneliness and desperation. | |
my friend and I spent a week going "NANI?!?!" at each other after he started playing Naruto Ninja Storm 2 or whatever | |
What a piece of shit old man Ben Croshaw is, huh? "The recent earthquake and tsunami in Japan was an unqualified tragedy, and Yahtzee offers his deepest sympathies to a country and people that has long held his admiration and respect." deepest sympathies my ass! if he had any respect he wouldn't have said anything about the tragedy in Crysis 2, like some Attention-Whore-hot-topic-South-Park-rip-off! And he would have never said the awful stuff he did in the start of this video. I hope something really bad happens to Croshaw. | |
Welcome to "politically correct" where saying you don't see the point in ten year olds getting raped by a bored Cthulhu means you want them to have an earthquake and turn into irradiated fish food. 'shrugs' People take things far too seriously | |
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Hmm...I wonder if someone really will make that remix of reaction sounds.