Critical Miss: Mass Effect

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Is this the Mass Effect version of The Shawshank Redemption?

OT: Interesting, how do volus even re-produce?

therandombear:
Is this the Mass Effect version of The Shawshank Redemption?

All that's missing is Morgan Freeman and a rock hammer.

therandombear:
Is this the Mass Effect version of The Shawshank Redemption?

OT: Interesting, how do volus even re-produce?

find out in the next strip :P

well, now thats both hilarious and terrifying all at once, hooray!

therandombear:
Is this the Mass Effect version of The Shawshank Redemption?

OT: Interesting, how do volus even re-produce?

The title would suggest it is a Mass Effect version of American History X

Ldude893:

therandombear:
Is this the Mass Effect version of The Shawshank Redemption?

All that's missing is Morgan Freeman and a rock hammer.

Next comic, a Batarian who can get anything...

Vault Citizen:

therandombear:
Is this the Mass Effect version of The Shawshank Redemption?

OT: Interesting, how do volus even re-produce?

The title would suggest it is a Mass Effect version of American History X

Ye, but Shawshank Redemption was the first to pop into my mind xD

Brilliant comic, actaully laughing out loud :D

Huh.

...

Well, I never turned that guy in. So I have nothing to worry about.

Blasphemy! You can't do that to a God! All shall bow before that Volus and despair, Reapers will run crying to their mummies at the very sight of him. Just realised that's not the volus I was thinking of, you are talking about the Volus from the Justicar recruitment mission judging by the art scheme *facepalm*

(I liked the comic and the new(?-yep that's brackets within brackets *deal with it*) art style. You have a slightly disturbing turn of mind if you think of things like this when you play Mass Effect of all things though :) )

Funny and scary in one comic brilliant
but how would he even geet him out of his suit?

therandombear:
Is this the Mass Effect version of The Shawshank Redemption?

OT: Interesting, how do volus even re-produce?

I assume American History X. Funny either way.

Hahaha!
That is so disturbing! :-D

best one yet :D

Funniest. Ever. That just, yeah, that's awesome.

Wait...I think I did the mission with the volus and the cops just 2 days ago!

:P Oh I like to imagine this is what happened to him. The Elcor are always good for a laugh.

So this seems to be incredibly funny, but since I never played mass effect, I donīt understand.

Rape: It's funny if it's in prison... and it's a dude on the receiving end.

Rape joke! Another rape joke!

I wonder if this is going to turn into another Dickwolf controversy...

Scorched_Cascade:
yep that's brackets within brackets *deal with it*

(Convention [that I borrow from math] says to use a different style bracket inside your brackets.)

([{<>}])

ETA: You know... the whole Dickwolf thing did not start as a valid complaint against a rape joke, since it wasn't really a joke about rape (the humor was in the patent heartlessness of the PC). But this right here is a definite rape joke. Come on, guys, seriously? Anytime your pitch for a joke involves, "It's funny because he's going to be raped," get a new joke.

That elcor is about to crack him open like an egg. Oh yeah.

That's not me being "cute", either. That's the exact kind of visual you're going to get when that volus's suit breaches while the elcor "tries to find a hole". You're welcome for that mental image.

This whole thread made me think of Elcor in bed with another species;

"False Joy: That's the spot, keep going, yes yes yes."

My day is shit, but you made me laugh out loud.

+10 internets!

Moriarty70:
This whole thread made me think of Elcor in bed with another species;

"False Joy: That's the spot, keep going, yes yes yes."

"Bold Face Lie: It's ok, I'm sure it happens to everyone."

Great strip, had me laughing good.

*Blank Stare*

therandombear:
OT: Interesting, how do volus even re-produce?

One would imagine at home. Outside their suits, in temperatures, pressures and atmospheres that won't kill them.

I also love that I know exactly the mission this is and I haven't played the game in months. Glad to see I'm not the only one who wonders what happens after the quest is over.

Double post, ignore this.

Serious warning: don't drop the soap

Made me think of this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psvCUWzecGo

Am I the only one?

Who would have thought the Elcore could be funny?

Titan Buttons:
Funny and scary in one comic brilliant
but how would he even geet him out of his suit?

With barely constrained animal lust he would puncture right through....

Ghengis John:

therandombear:
OT: Interesting, how do volus even re-produce?

One would imagine at home. Outside their suits, in temperatures, pressures and atmospheres that won't kill them.

nah, everyone knows you only need "herbs and antibiotics" and you can go around banging people from different species altough your immune system is so weak that you could are forced to wear the same suit for all your life or die of infection.

HAHAHAHA oh that is perfectly hilarious xD

Scorched_Cascade:
Blasphemy! You can't do that to a God! All shall bow before that Volus and despair, Reapers will run crying to their mummies at the very sight of him. Just realised that's not the volus I was thinking of, you are talking about the Volus from Shadowbroker judging by the art scheme *facepalm*

Barla Von? Actually, I think this is Pitne For, Mr. Biotic God's Niftu Cal's boss.

Besides, unused news voice clips tell you what happened to Barla Von in your absence.

HankMan:
Serious warning: don't drop the soap

No terrible puns today? HankMan, I am dissapoint.

OT: Critical Miss has officially beaten Penny Arcade for the best gaming webcomic ever award.

Puzzlenaut:

Titan Buttons:
Funny and scary in one comic brilliant
but how would he even geet him out of his suit?

With barely constrained animal lust he would puncture right through....

I sorry I asked, lol

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