Unskippable: Monster Hunter Tri

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Monster Hunter Tri

A cinematic that really makes a year of grinding look more appealing. But not by much.

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I said it the first time I played this game that it would be great to see it as an Unskippable. Finally it came, and I wasn't disappointed. Great job, loved the "It's a thong, deal with it" joke.

that was bloody hilarious

I really wish that there was a part 2 to this. It was just so ridiculous and the comments so hilarious that I want more.

The intro sequence would have had me scared to death to leave my house, but only if my house was a bomb-proof bunker with 2 foot concrete walls. Otherwise it wouldn't matter if I was in my house or not, I would still be screwed.

The "make it rain" part was amazing.

awwwwwwwww cute cat farmers

Always surprising to see the weirdness that happens to the site when a new video is up but somehow hasn't made it to the main page yet.

But, yeah, that was a pretty good one there.

I especially liked the bit about the humans having no chance... Because it's true. The premise for this game is kind of insane in that regard.

The comments about the boat remind me I saw gameplay footage of some of the bosses for this game...

And sure enough, one of the water-based monsters attacks 3 boats, and promptly destroys one, and kills half a dozen people...

And yet, somehow we're still expected to believe the people can win...

"I get the feeling that this isn't earth."

Nooooooo...you think. LMAO!

Man thong was WAY scarier than any of the monsters

Haha yeah it so true that the human would not stand a chance against any of the creatures in the game. It's a shame you didn't do a unskippable on the Jhen Mohran cutscene.

hawk533:
I really wish that there was a part 2 to this. It was just so ridiculous and the comments so hilarious that I want more.

The intro sequence would have had me scared to death to leave my house, but only if my house was a bomb-proof bunker with 2 foot concrete walls. Otherwise it wouldn't matter if I was in my house or not, I would still be screwed.

Sadly (or perhaps it's a good thing) this game sneaks away with as few cut scenes as possible, so no chance of a part 2, but I agree. The only other cut scenes left all last less than a minute each, and are usually just there to introduce new areas or bosses.

I can think of two jobs for cats. Cat's eyes, of course. And pencil sharpeners. I think Monster Hunter Tri would have been a better game if you played as the dragon. Kind of like God Hand with the ability to breathe fire.


digging the whole Jaws Pokemon reference
"were gonna need a bigger pokeball"

I haven't played the game, so forgive me if this sounds ignorant, but... that guy's facial hair--can you buy that to use as a weapon and/or armour?

You might not need a bigger Pokeball since those things can apparently hold a friggan Whalord which is the size of a humpback whale.

"I get the feeling that this isn't earth."
In the immortal words of General Jack O'Neill: "Ya Think?"

That game looks pretty effin' ridiculous! Good skewering, guys.

It's funny that you couldn't think of a job for cats, though, since cats in the real world have had one of the most important jobs in human history! They protect our all-important stores of surplus food, especially grains (you know, the basis of human civilization) from insects and rodents. This is how we have domesticated felines. Without cats protecting our barley and hops, there is no mead or beer. NO BEER!

Scarim Coral:
Haha yeah it so true that the human would not stand a chance against any of the creatures in the game.

No matter how big a sword you had, it just wouldn't tip, the scales

were there cats farming in a monster hunting game?

And the swords do get bigger & bigger, if not in the literal sense!

Good video for an excellent game.

I'd much rather fight that fire breathing dragon than look at that dudes ass less chaps and thong combo any longer.

Wow,that thing is on the Wii??
I liked that cinematic, and I liked the commentary even more. Good show, gents!

Ah, was very awesome to see Unskippable do Monster Hunter Tri. It makes me want to play the game again. But then I remembered how terribly addictive it is. And I need to get a contract job done before May 13, so I may wait until after I clear up some time.

If anyone sees me on MHT, I play a character known as Jerai. It's the only one I play.

This actually makes me want this game.

Very funny. And very strange game, still the series always interested me, but no PC Port, no gaming for me.

I actually genuinely laughed out loud at this one than I have for a while. Maybe its something to do with the fact I've played and finished the game so I understand it a lot better. Well done guys, I agree there should be a part 2!

Too funny!

There is so much wrong in that trailer is hilarious!

Best in a long time. First joke made me laugh

I remmeber I first picked up this game and as soon as I saw the opening cinematic I instantly knew I was going to be disappointed, because unless my guys got owned by monsters everytime, this was just not going to be enjoyable.

I was right of course.

But yeah, this was funny.

Helios_(DEL):
were there cats farming in a monster hunting game?

Why yes, yes there are cats farming. They're actually pretty useful in keeping you from scouring the world to keep supplies up.

G-rated animal savagery? Now I've seen everything.

I could not stop laughing at the first joke of the intro sequence. "What the shit is that?!"

ManiacEskimo:
There is so much wrong in that trailer is hilarious!

I'm curious, what was wrong with it exactly?

I am physically in tears at how silly and funny this was, well done guys, and well done Monster Hunter Tri for being so ridiculous :'D

I just can't unsee those crotchless pants. How the heck does that make any sense either in context or out of context?

loodmoney:
I haven't played the game, so forgive me if this sounds ignorant, but... that guy's facial hair--can you buy that to use as a weapon and/or armour?

A quick poke around the source code says that yes at one point you were able to, But alas! It was dummied out before the final version of the game.

It's probably because the concentrated awesome of his facial hair used anywhere but that one cutscene would have caused the game to crash. Oh what could have been...

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