Trailers: Shadows of the Damned: Enlarge Your Johnson

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Shadows of the Damned: Enlarge Your Johnson

Upgrade your Johnson's length, accuracy, and performance with gems hidden in the world of Shadows of the Damned.

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okay. simply because of the sheer craziness and style this game has, i have to at LEAST try it. looks wicked insane... and fun.

This game will be fun. IT WILL.

Well, EA is still going at it with its juvenile and immature marketing.

Though the game itself looks so wacky and fun. I must try it out.

Wow. This game is ridiculously sophomoric. I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.

Eh... I don't know. If that is the tone of the game, I think it'll amuse me for maybe half an hour before the dick jokes get boring, whereas if it isn't then its jsut another unnecessarily childish game ad that puts another dent in the effort to get non-gamers to take games seriously.

Still, it did make me think of this:

Not sure about the sense of humor, but the game looks fun.

Had a good laugh at this, pretty good video for the game. Hope the game holds it's standards.

Silly humour aside, I think this game will be a lot of fun. Will definitely check it out.

A lulzy game amidst the sea of the grimdark, Santa does exist.

*cringe*

It was funny for the first ten seconds.

Ummm... wtf was that? Are you sure that's a trailer? I it was a joke.(O_O)

Ummm... wtf was that? Are you sure that's a trailer? I it was a joke.(O_O)

This seems like it would be more the kind of video someone would put on youtube then anything. Not an official trailer.

You know i prefer the way the game is represented in the trailer with his girlfriend. I would prefer a darker game with hints of humor that it doesnt shove down your throat. Hopefully this doesn't mean the game has changed. I still like the weapons in the game and the characters.

Huh... I'm guessing the joke is that the unded ally club/gun/floaty skull was known as Johnson in life.

Staying classy like a boss.

I was wondering how the humor in the game will work and if it's anything like this then I hope it's not too juvenile, but the trailer did make me laugh though. But considering who's working on this game, I have no doubt that it won't be the case and will be a very good game.

Besides, Akira Yamaoka will be doing the music so I know at least that part will be amazing.

What's wrong with some juvenile humour in a game? Stop getting your panties in a bunch. If the game-play puts out and the presentation delivers, who cares about the dick jokes? (especially if they are, lets face it, pretty well delivered) To my knowledge only two types of people: a) those who are categorically opposed to gaming and are just looking for another hook to hang their meat on, and 2) those who are deluded by the idea that for games to be legitimate entertainment they have to be some kind of high(er) art form.
EA (or any other developer) is not in the business of writing opera, they're in the business of making games.

I, for one, find the idea of multi-tooling, enlarging and enhancing my Johnson a fine idea indeed.

Grasshopper Manufacture? Where have I heard that name? Something on the wii...
Looks fun but more something I would wait till the price drops.

You know this reminds me of Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness.IT CANNOT FAIL!!!!

Dark.Kantian:
What's wrong with some juvenile humour in a game? Stop getting your panties in a bunch. If the game-play puts out and the presentation delivers, who cares about the dick jokes? (especially if they are, lets face it, pretty well delivered) To my knowledge only two types of people: a) those who are categorically opposed to gaming and are just looking for another hook to hang their meat on, and 2) those who are deluded by the idea that for games to be legitimate entertainment they have to be some kind of high(er) art form.
EA (or any other developer) is not in the business of writing opera, they're in the business of making games.

I, for one, find the idea of multi-tooling, enlarging and enhancing my Johnson a fine idea indeed.

Ooh I wholeheartedly agree.Infact I found EA games juvenile marketing exceptionally funny.Who the hell goes out to play ultra badass games anyway unless they have an unfulfilled childhood.If it wasn't for extra credits nobody would've even noticed EA's marketing was any bad.

Oh God...well, it was only a matter of time folks. I at least did get a laugh out of this, even if I was confused and weirded out as all hell by the end. I do have to say, marketing did one bang-up job on an already wacky game. Weird or not, it gets the job done.

First person to reference Froid loses.

My interest in this game just took another hit. First I hear that your gun is going to be your annoying sidekick, which means I can't shoot him everytime I stop playing the game like I could in RE4, and now I get to know that this is the kind of stuff he keeps yapping about. Okay, obviously not ONLY some weak Johnson-jokes, but it's still there.

This game had better have the most amazing music Akira Yamaoka has ever done.

MUY MUY MUY MUY BUENO!

I am very looking forward to this. Looks like a lot of fun and a lot of silly goofing around in a really stupid era of serious grimdark stories. So it's juvenile, who cares? At least it knows not to take itself seriously.

Meh, I don't know. I genuinely want to like this game. I normally really dig this sort of bad taste nonsense. Is it just me then, or are they trying too hard to sell this schtick?

Even Duke Nukem Forever comes off as subtle and nuanced by comparison.

That's a Freudian wet dream that is.

Wouldn't be a Suda 51 game without johnson jokes...

OK, now I want to see that guy going toe to toe with Duke Nukem. Fifty bucks say they'll stop fighting midway through and go out for a beer.

Make it happen, universe.

this game wasn't even on my radar to be honest, now, i must have it, it is a moral imperative for me, a game that feature blatant Extenze references with telling me its "muy muy muy bueno", instant must buy

Never before has a commercial that has so little to do with the game made me want it so much.

Why do I think this game is made by a couple of teenagers?

It's a funny trailer, sure. But everytime something serious is happening in the game, I think of viagra spam E-mails...

Didn't think it was very clever, but the phone number made me lol.

Folio:
Why do I think this game is made by a couple of teenagers?

It's a funny trailer, sure. But everytime something serious is happening in the game, I think of viagra spam E-mails...

...

Maybe that was the entire joke? :P Just maybe

OT:

And here come the anti EA marketing guys again. Please get over yourselves, this one really is just harmless fun.

o.m.g. that trailer was completly brilliant.

god i love games with humor

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