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No, I don't hate Cowadooty because it's popular. I hate it because it's casual dumbed down shit. It represents almost everything that is wrong with games these days. - 4 hour single player campaigns Battlefield 2 came out in 2005 and has tanks, jeeps, helicopters, and jets. Motherfucking JETS. What does Blacks Ops have? A helicopter that you can only get after a kill streak? The world's most polite cricket wouldn't even clap for that. P.S. Good job on using a straw man for the CoD hate. "hurr we hate it because it's popular". No, we hate it because it sucks for the above stated reasons, and Battlefield is better. P.S.S. There is a HUGE difference between a player new to Quake, and a player new to Cowadooty. It's the same difference between a level 27 Pikachu and a level 100 Mewtwo. | |
But of course, you're here too. Are you one of them or a shining exception to the flaws that every other member carries? | |
Well i posted on all his other videos, so their you go Jim, your slowly creeping up on Movie Bob as my third favorite show ( I just consider both of Bob's shows as one).... But thats behind Extra Credit and the King, Yahtzee. And to the dude who used a Pokemon reference to describe the difference between Long time Quake players to new players being different then CoD, i think I'm about to stroke out, WTF? | |
I don't play multiplayer, so my problems are with the DESIGN of the single-player campaign for ALL Call of Duty games. It always feels like a shooting gallery simulator from way back, mostly due to the infinitely respawning enemies and their brandead AI. There's barely any AI to the enemies to bring any challenge compared to most other shooters (Halo, FEAR). The scripting is always suspect, and the inclusion of allies baffles me when they're not efficient and get in your way. The story is so rushed through so many different characters that I lose interest or investment, a by-product of being an action movie experience. | |
I don't believe the complaints about better weapons and such, because lets face it in blops the game begins and ends with the famas and 4 began and ended with the m16. I don't like Blop's progression to close quarter rapid fire weapons, but that's prefrence. I wonder though how you can defend the story. It's so painfully generic. Granted the nuke scene was impressive, but that was one strong scene in over a half dozen games. The story is painfully obvious to the point where I walked in on my roomate playing blops, watched him play for like 10 minutes one the first few levels then predicted the entire story perfectly. You can enjoy the story sure, but its nothing special at all. | |
willing to listen eh? well, then, but first off, one complaint: "wonderfully paced" uh, no. constant action is not wonderfully paced. wonderfully paced is MW1's nuke scene, for e.g., not anything that follows in the series. but anyways, here we go: COD is not bad because its popular, its popular because its bad. it appeals to those with no want for anything outside simplistic game play. the story mode is sub-par. it is a textbook "we win because we are good because i said so, and they loose because they are bad because they are Russian", without a single challenging thought, or any action beyond shoot faceless bad guy #785. its environments are bland and unforgettable, its has a dull palette, its missions are little more than go from point a to b and not die. COD is by no means bad, its just meh, and only meh. its not a good game, not a great game, not the best series as some tout. its simply meh. there are better games from 5 years ago, there are better games from 15 years ago, and still as playable, while COD looses its appeal as soon as everyone abandons it for the next installment for a slight graphical update and a few more weapons. on that note, its about as balanced as what your diet must be. its only goal seems to make what will sell, and what sells does not necessitate quality. McDonalds 'food' sells, and if you are about to tell me that what comes out of that passing for food is quality than you need help. | |
Call of Duty Modern Warfare, it's sequel, and BLACK OPS all had WELL PACED stories. Hold the fuck on, Black Ops started with you getting severe elctro shock torture then has you flashback to Cuba where, in the literal span of 7 minutes, someone's hand gets stabbed, a metric ton of police officers show up, and you're already in a car doing a high speed chase with explosions going on around you. Call of Duty, besides the first Modern Warfare, never did pacing right. The reason the "getting nuked" sequence in the first one was so visceral was because it was treated viscerally. You see a huge explosion, blackout, you then wake up in a completely destroyed city, your dead comrades around you, and crawl and breathe your last breath, watching as a building collapses in the distance. Fade to white. THAT is narrative pacing. What MW2 and Black Ops does is the typical B-rate action movie story, i.e. make up some generic formulated plot to justify all the explosions and set pieces going on. If you want TRUE pacing regarding set pieces, go and rent Crysis 2. | |
People hate on what's popular because they think it makes them sound smarter than others: they're just hipsters. I could hate on Portal because it's so popular, but I'd just be a douche knocking a good game. I liked this episode. By the way, fuck Portal fans. | |
Good argument. Honestly I'm not a COD fan cause I found online too hard to get into and I dislike realistic games over all. Still I see the appeal there is in the series but I'm happy with my TF2. | |
Yes, I was generalizing, and yes, I'm a part of the problem in some of those regards, and there are exceptions, but the main point, defending CoD on this site being a bad thing, sure seems to be standing... the rest was just me venting about how I thought (and for the most part have been right about) how the comments were going to go. | |
He is right. CoD doesn't suck. Blops sucks. CoD has been fun since the very first one I played all those years ago, and Modern Warfare was the perfect iteration of it. It would be nice if the CoD games themselves could move on in a good way, and I don't mean by not having dedicated server support. I don't usually like the Jimquisition, but I really enjoyed this episode because what he said makes perfect sense. | |
you seem to misunderstand escapist opinions they seem open to all plays.. hell loads like halo. | |
It's nice to see Jim Sterling is getting back on track with these Jimquisitions. Most of the recent ones, specifically starting around the time the first Escapist episode of the show was unveiled, felt like Jim was just showing off that he could say whatever he wanted with or without justification (although he did usually have good enough justification). As for the actual topic, I never really got into the COD-style multiplayer mostly because I found old-school multiplayer more fun and also because the whole leveling-up scheme just seems like a ploy on the developer's part to make you play the game more. In my opinion, how many hours you rake up in a game's multiplayer should not be because of how much time you put into trying to unlock that explosive crossbow. | |
Every argument against COD is "hurr durr it's stuupid?" Wow, Jimbo, you're going to try and talk about ignorance? | |
Alright, now *actually* argue the valid points instead of the easy to debate points. Someone else on Escapist does that; I'd rather not see another. ' -' | |
I guess ill put my two cents into this because iv ben playing cod for a while and have had a good if not shaky relathinship. I started cod 2 on my xbox when i was like 12 and it was my first real online fps i started playing, needless to say it kicked as and i loved it and when i get a headset after my voice dropped thanks to puberty i found myself enjoying the people. It also introduced me to a hard as hell campaign if you put it on vertern. ( Yes halo was hard but if it was on legendary and you put it on 2p it become alot easier) Then along came cod 3, it was diffrent, very diffrent. but i gave it a try while it was not as good as 2 i thought it was very enjoyable buit i sort of relized i had pumped 120 bucks into this game franchise and at 13 years old thats alot of money for me. so thinking on that and trying to get as into cod 3 as i did cod 2 i relized that it was growing a tad bit stale and i thought if this stayed the same for cod 4 i was going to have to bow out of the cod serious AND DAMN WAS I WRONG cod 4 came along, this is when was first in highschool or finishing middle school (i forget) but alot of my freinds were hooked into based of how cool it looked in all the trailers. So being a cod fan for the last three years or so i went out and got my hands on it, and it blew my mind. it was incredble diffrent and i fell inlove with call of duty all over again. it had hooked me back in with how the online mode worked and i couldnt get enough of it. (but like all things it does get stale.) bring in waw (DIDNT GET RIGHT AWAY) Instead i played alot of mw1 and when mw2 came out i got my hands on that and played it....alot......way to much...as to the point it was getting really boring.....REALLY FUCKING BORING......uggggghhhh iv put over 50 hours into the online mode and i allready finisehd the campain mode. so i went and got waw i was not impressed so much so i didnt play to much. it was getting old i was growing tired of the formula then black ops......uggghhh. i played it for maybe 12 hours...i was so fucking bored... but my brothers wanted to play it all the time because they were really getting into cod when black ops rolled around..... and i had to play it with them..... and now im so tired of the cod franchise... while yes some of you may look at the post and say thats only a few years between how could you grow stale on that... please remeber im trying to compact about 6 years of cod history and easily over 1000 put into the cod franchise for online play. Now we are getting to mw3. I will stay hopeful, i will grab it but in all honesty it might just be for my brothers... it infinty ward can make a revolution to it like they did for cod 3 to mw1 i will fall back in love.... if not i think iv just grown tired of the franchise. story time for mw2- i got mw2 on christmass.. we were moveing the next day. m room had nothing in it but a tv and an xbox. i stayed up[ all night playing it till i beat it. one of the coolest nights of my life. So yeah thats how i feel, just growing very stale with me (if you want the summary) | |
Completely agree here. The game isn't fantastic, but at the time of CoD4, it did have a particular unique game style while introducing a fairly new number of concepts, this was then undone by the same formula being used over and over and OVER again in every flaming place in the sequels (e.g. sprawling about in slo-mo happens so often in Black Ops it becomes tedious, the once or twice this happend in CoD4 it was actually a WTF moment and well placed). Multiplayer has gone further down the drain since MW as outlined by hawk, moving to P2P was the worst idea. The introduction of paying for DLC, the piss poor map design's and the console ports style games, (MW2/Black Ops), have been so poorly optimized they might as well give up on the pc market. They've just proceeded to cripple the series further and have fallen far away from the pinnacle in my eyes. One hopes that they can actually be kinda UNIQUE again by introducing some new ideas and concepts in MW3 but i doubt it. Here's to hoping BF3 is actually like BF2 and has the original Battlefield Spin on things. | |
The best video i've seen on the escapist this month! Keep it up :D | |
Erm no, the thing he didn't seem to address was the series, yes Cod4 was a good game, no one seems to be disputing that at all, the problem was that every game after was just the same thing with a new campaign and multiplayer updates and they still charge you full price for a new game and they keep getting away with it, MW2 for example just ruined alot, a shorter more outrageous campaign with a ridiculous story, an attempt to garner coverage with the airport level etc. etc., then they added in Zombies because they ran out of idea's on top of a new WW2 shooter, then they just made one about the Cold War conflicts with Zombies still. They've ran out of idea's and they're just milking the franchise at this point, it's not like CoD4's multiplayer server's are down they're still filled, the only reason people are buying the new games are because their friends are getting it and they want to play with their friends. | |
That's a good thing, right? Personally, I giggle when I think of that image. Also, BlOps had a decent story IMO, miles above MW2. | |
Are you kidding me? Also the fanbase. But I guess those are only "hurr durr" reasons, eh? | |
Here are some legitimate arguments. Look at MW2 for PC. No dedicated servers, no modding, 18 player max, lag issues due to no dedicated servers. It was a joke on the PC. To make it worse there was wide spread hacking in the first 3-4 months of its release, approx 1/2 games I got into there was a hacker shooting me in the head from across the map. What other reason do I need to never buy another CoD game? I loved CoD 2 and CoD 4 so much. However after MW2 I won't ever buy one again. Yes I did try Black Ops, no I did not like it. | |
This is why I don't understand this show overall, it'd be fine if this was a show someone does on youtube, but why is this on the escapist? After watching zero punctuation, unskippable and extra credit, it's neither that funny nor does it really have any new, interesting points that haven't been considered before. --- He's complaining about people shallowly writing off games and retaliates by shallowly writing off the arguments of people who dislike games he likes. -_- I'm going to say it again, I don't understand why the jimquisition exists, he isn't saying anything that hasn't been said before. The video pretty much says "I like Modern Warfare" and that's fine! but the sweeping statements aren't exactly intellectually-stimulating. --- Maybe I'm being too harsh, I suppose he is just responding to unreasonable people with unconstructive arguments. But then this is something that someone would make a forum thread about, not a video that is hosted on the Escapist... I just don't get it. | |
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First of all, just went through the video twice in a row and he doesn't actually say either of those things, at least not as straight quotes. Towards the end of the video he sums it up quite nicely: Trolling? oh yes he is. | |
this guy is just trying too hard to prove hes "Different" . EDIT - im hoping for a debate between this guy and yahtzee ... | |
Don't know that I'd kneel, but I totally agree with this take. I never really thought Yahtzee was narcissistic and trollish like Jim, just overly critical and cynical. At any rate, great episode as always. I've never played Call of Duty, but I'm always for appreciating games for what they are and not setting my expectations way outside reality. Also, seeing the "Truth, Pride, Garme Jurnalizm!" slogan made me happier this week than the previous ones thanks to Fox News attacking the NEA for classifying games as art. I read Kotaku and The Escapist's articles on it and it's hilarious to me how these "journalists" can't hold their indignation in when writing about it. It's always been a pet peeve of mine to see opinions bleed into "news" items. That's what editorial columns are for. When articles like that show up it always serves to remind me that no, blog columnists are NOT journalists. | |
Some valid points, but also some invalid points. Or rather, valid counter-arguments to ridiculously overblown original statements. Call of Duty, the series, is quite good from a mechanical perspective. The gameplay is excellent, and anyone who says the multiplayer experience is anything less than near perfect from an execution standpoint needs to remove themselves from the gene pool. That said, Call of Duty has had some terrible, terrible problems in just about everything else. Modern Warfare/COD4 is one of the greatest shooters ever made. Period. Everything about it was excellent. I honestly can't think of any valid complaints about any of it. Every game since then, though, has suffered from a single problem that is expressed in a number of ways. They are fundamentally simple multiplayer games with delusions of singleplayer complexity. World at War, Modern Warfare 2 and Black Ops had terrible, terrible single player games. World at War being the closest they've come to acceptability. It's not a matter of popularity. The simple fact of the matter is, in order to churn out games every year, they removed the components they felt unimportant, aka the singleplayer. On a final note, the whole "COD kids" thing as an insult is actually valid, in a weird way. The reasoning behind it is that COD is hugely popular. Thus, it appeals to the lowest common denominator (aka, the stupids). Thus, if you like COD, you are the lowest common denominator. Is it true in all cases? Not at all, but that doesn't mean it's not mostly true. Stereotypes exist for a reason after all. | |
Wo, I would have gone for a Beiber, whatever the hell that is as a target myself. The biggest problem with the Call of Duty series is that it's too predictible. Release game in November, release map pack 1 a few months later, release map pack 2 a few months after that, then release new game a few months later, in November. That's 120 bucks a year for what? What real benefit would I get out of doing it? The short as hell campaign(that seems to get shorter every year), the fact that the only people with microphones that I know of are those loud ass ignorant teenagers, or the fact that I can't keep playing with my friends unless I spend the mony on a slightly new game and new maps? I wish Activision would sell a Multiplayer only edition of a CoD game at 5 bucks cheaper, just to see how little they need to pretend to cater to people who don't even know there's a single player campaign. | |
The reason I dislike Call of Duty isn't because of it's gameplay, story, or even graphics. I dislike CoD because of it's business model. Releasing a short campaign paired with a practically identical multiplayer is down right criminal in my opinion, and I hate how consumers enable Activision by repeatedly purchasing the same game. Because of the success of CoD, other developers are taking on this mindset of quantity over quality - yearly, subpar releases to bring in large amounts of money. All you have to do is look at Dragon Age 2 and how rushed it was to see an example of this. Oh, and n00btubers. God I hate those guys... | |
I don't hate COD or its player-base (well the elitist idiots that jump onto whatever the newest COD is and claim it to be revolutionary kind of annoy me) and I get that you don't like being looked down on for playing it. But come on, you can't expect to be taken seriously with both 'Black Ops' and 'Well paced narrative' in the same sentence. And you seriously can't believe that knowing the pickups in an arena shooter is anything close to the grind-fest that is the weapon system in Call of Duty. | |
I don't hate the Call Of Duty games that much, I just don't like FPS warfare games where I'm killing people. Stick a space pig, covenant or zombies in the game and I'm happy. I also live in Australia where guns aren't popularised or a huge part or our culture so war games aren't really cared about. What I do hate about Call Of Duty is the online community. The community target new players for easy kills and don't give them a chance. Ever since I played the first Modern Warfare game online I just despised the player base that permiated the arenas. I play the Halos online and even though I have a low skill level for the most part (since the FPS genre is not my primary genre) I can still have fun because it's a little better balance and I can filter the quote Yahtzee "Hooting Dickhole" from my games and play with fun focused players. Oh and in case you're wondering my primary genre is the JRPG. The genre almost no one seems to like. | |
I think he was trying to say that Bad Company 2 didn't have any of those problems mentioned. | |
I understand the spirit of what Jim is saying here, but I have to mention a few points where I disagree. I have in the past criticized the COD fanbase, even though I myself am apart of it to an extent. When I do attack it, I'm referring exclusively to the little twelve year old turds that spew racist remarks(I know you get them from all ages, but the maturity level is about the same), rather then the whole fanbase. After all, I'd be referring to nearly every gamer out there by this point. I'd also add, that while I agree with your examples of the moving moments within the games were accurate, they were all from Modern Warfare 1. You know, the good one? Before the story reached James Bond levels of absurdity? Before the multiplayer was infested by the hoard of hate spewing ex-Halo fanboys? Yeah. The main thing that pisses me off about COD though is not the games fault itself, but rather a problem with the economy and industry as a whole. However, having looked at Jim's other articles, reviews and videos, I can tell me and him just don't see eye to eye on gaming as a whole. | |
Wow, for the very first time I agree with Jim. I turned my nose up at CoD for ages for basically the same reasons he outlined, but when I finally gave it a chance it was surprisingly excellent. (Of course, I hadn't invested myself in hating as part and parcel of my online persona either, as I suspect many people have.) And again, why all the Battlefield rivalry? They're two very different things. When I want to play as a team I play BFBC2, when I want to run and gun I play CoD. The larger maps allow for more intricate tactics, the smaller ones more visceral combat. If you prefer running and gunning or you prefer team play that does not make the other one DURR HURR STUPID. But that's what the arguments always boil down to. In other words, Jim's right. | |
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I don't always agree with Jim Sterling on what he says, but I have to say I completely agree with this episode. I like CoD, I think it needs a lot of improvements, but I like it, and the people who troll it to no end get on my nerves.