Unskippable: Venetica Part 2

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Venetica Part 2

Sure, you may not like your parents some times, but at least your dad isn't Death.

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Surprisingly late episode, this one. I was just about to post a "where is this week's episode" topic before I saw this. Plus the front page didn't update. Tech problems today?

Why was this one put up so late, I thought the show was cancelled or something.

The subtitles always lie! Very funny episode loved the Facebook joke - and always pick REVENGE!
Goodbye

Not Benedict! Now we'll only have Facebook! Revenge!!

I was worried there wouldn't be an episode this week for a moment there O.o

Redlin5:
Not Benedict! Now we'll only have Facebook! Revenge!!

And breakfast won't be the same without Benedict!

OT: I've been looking for a bad game to play just for fun, and this might be a winner. Besides, this game has REVENGE!!

Is this game on Xbox 360? Looks good.

- Goodbye!!
- Goodbye!

I found it supringly funny :)

go get your copy of 'crying: the game' today lol

Wow... this game looks bad. It came out this is year...

I know some studios are on a budget but... wow.

By the by, I sometimes to think some guides are really just s***ing you sometimes.

I'd have expected daddy to be a lot more critical, what with all that cowell.

So... that sword totally got thrown into his back...

Where did it go... why didn't it get pushed further in and consequently out of his front when HE ROLLED ONTO IT!?

As a side note... I'd totally have copped a feel and stolen a kiss before dying. Fuck words.

why did Benedict's armor not stop the knife? It's full plate for crying out loud and he didn't even toss it that hard.

Suilenroc:
why did Benedict's armor not stop the knife? It's full plate for crying out loud and he didn't even toss it that hard.

Because the dick-helmet army has super strength

Graham_LRR:

Sure, you may not like your parents some times, but at least your dad isn't Death.

I dunno, I'd kinda like it if my dad was Grim from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. That'd be sweet. And Jamaican.

This part two did nothing to clear up part one. Excellent Unskippable :D

What on Earth happened to the guy who threw the sword? He was lying right there, and he's gone five seconds later. Did he just get bored with the cutscene and wander off?

You know, if you have a giant freaking suit of plate armor, a half-dead goon lying in his own blood, barely able to lift his head with that massive helmet, should not, ever, be able to throw a blade with such force that it forces itself almost to the hilt into your back.

Enjoyed the video as always though, keep going.

So did anyone else think that death might be a mindflayer under that cowl?

GrimSheeper:
You know, if you have a giant freaking suit of plate armor, a half-dead goon lying in his own blood, barely able to lift his head with that massive helmet, should not, ever, be able to throw a blade with such force that it forces itself almost to the hilt into your back.

Enjoyed the video as always though, keep going.

Not to mention, (since he jumped into the way of the blade) if you know you can do that, why the heck would you throw the sword at the girl and not the warrior? I'd say your survival chances are a lot better if you take out the remaining combatant than if you kill his girlfriend. (Even if she happens to be the goal of your mission; only suicide bombers are that fanatical.)

Okay, I just about snorted coffee out my nose at the Crying Game reference, in no small part because I wrote a paper about said film just a few weeks ago. Although I have to say (and this probably just means I watch too many movies), when the old lady said, "Many of us have died," I had a bit of a Ricky Gervais flashback. I just wanted to snap back with, "Yeah, but usually just the one time, at the end of our lives."

Hal10k:
What on Earth happened to the guy who threw the sword? He was lying right there, and he's gone five seconds later. Did he just get bored with the cutscene and wander off?

I was under the impression that he was dying as he threw it.

i laughed heartily to the end text at the end.

-Drifter-:

Hal10k:
What on Earth happened to the guy who threw the sword? He was lying right there, and he's gone five seconds later. Did he just get bored with the cutscene and wander off?

I was under the impression that he was dying as he threw it.

Yes, but I didn't even see his body in the background when the cameraman was showing off his mad skills and doing a 360. Maybe I just missed it, but I got the impression that the soldier suddenly remembered that he left the water running and had to go running home.

Hal10k:

-Drifter-:

Hal10k:
What on Earth happened to the guy who threw the sword? He was lying right there, and he's gone five seconds later. Did he just get bored with the cutscene and wander off?

I was under the impression that he was dying as he threw it.

Yes, but I didn't even see his body in the background when the cameraman was showing off his mad skills and doing a 360. Maybe I just missed it, but I got the impression that the soldier suddenly remembered that he left the water running and had to go running home.

I didn't really notice. I was too busy watching the girl frantically rubbing her face on her late boyfriend.

-Drifter-:

Hal10k:

-Drifter-:

I was under the impression that he was dying as he threw it.

Yes, but I didn't even see his body in the background when the cameraman was showing off his mad skills and doing a 360. Maybe I just missed it, but I got the impression that the soldier suddenly remembered that he left the water running and had to go running home.

I didn't really notice. I was too busy watching the girl frantically rubbing her face on her late boyfriend.

Please. We all know that minor cases of discontinuity in the background of a scene are far more important than what's actually going on in said scene.

What the fucking hell kind of cutscence did I just watch?

ChromaticWolfen:
Is this game on Xbox 360? Looks good.

Trust me it is not good, although you may find it "so bad it's good" if you make the effort.

Yay! Better late than ever. Another good one this week. I'm not sure how if the plate armour didn't stop the sword going into Benedict, he still somehow stopped it hitting the girl. Ah convenient physics.

Graham_LRR:
Sorry the update was late, we're not sure why. I don't actually control that :)

I totally blame Paul for spoiling the moment again :D

omicron1:
SNIP

I call plot convenience on this! We must raise a peasant revolution to storm the headquarter of the developers and proclaim a new Gaming Nation...wait, it's pretty late already...let's just have pizza instead.

Hal10k:

-Drifter-:

Hal10k:

Yes, but I didn't even see his body in the background when the cameraman was showing off his mad skills and doing a 360. Maybe I just missed it, but I got the impression that the soldier suddenly remembered that he left the water running and had to go running home.

I didn't really notice. I was too busy watching the girl frantically rubbing her face on her late boyfriend.

Please. We all know that minor cases of discontinuity in the background of a scene are far more important than what's actually going on in said scene.

But that soldier was the most interesting part of the scene. :(

Also, didn't she push the blade DEEPER into her boyfriend when she set him on the ground?

Alfador_VII:
Yay! Better late than ever. Another good one this week. I'm not sure how if the plate armour didn't stop the sword going into Benedict, he still somehow stopped it hitting the girl. Ah convenient physics.

Graham_LRR:
Sorry the update was late, we're not sure why. I don't actually control that :)

I totally blame Paul for spoiling the moment again :D

Yeah, Paul!

Hal10k:
What on Earth happened to the guy who threw the sword? He was lying right there, and he's gone five seconds later. Did he just get bored with the cutscene and wander off?

Can you blame him?

On the plus side the protagonist of this game has great... uh, assets.

Paul: "Breakfast will never be the same without Benedict!"

Me: ".....OH I GET IT!"

Suilenroc:
why did Benedict's armor not stop the knife? It's full plate for crying out loud and he didn't even toss it that hard.

My guess is Benedict wasn't actually a soldier, he may have been a LARPer (Live Action Role Player) and his armor was made out of cardboard.

Wait both of them saw that Dick-helmet was holding a knife/sword up to throw it and all Benedict could think of was move in front of it...not push the girl out of the way and thus saving both our lives.

Though I'm guessing that the soldier caught on fire, judging from the amount of sparks coming from his armor in part one.

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