Unskippable: Legend of the Guardians

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Dang, this game's intro is so long and boring. It's like the total opposite of Show, don't tell.

I do believe that I am slightly freaked out now.

wow does that game suck
(not the video you guys roack as always!)

I know the fantasy genre is rather notorious for horribly spelled names but dear lord are those horrific.

Is it just me, or do those names sound like they could be given to Space Marines from Warhammer? :P I was just waiting for and Owl called Isador.

On another note "Ewwww that's like calling you baby Placenta" xD

I giggled so much :')

Redlin5:
"You there, boy, search my vomit!"

I think Unskiappable has a new quote other than the Armadillo one xD hehe

arc1991:

Redlin5:
"You there, boy, search my vomit!"

I think Unskiappable has a new quote other than the Armadillo one xD hehe

They are overdue for a new badge methinks :D

Redlin5:

arc1991:

Redlin5:
"You there, boy, search my vomit!"

I think Unskiappable has a new quote other than the Armadillo one xD hehe

They are overdue for a new badge methinks :D

That would be an amusing badge, what would the image be?

Vomit? An Owl? Or an Owl searching through Vomit?

But still, would be hilarious xD

But in the end they decided to ask Kaepora Gaebora for his opinion, be he talked them all to death.

Good Episode, but if the bad guys were called the "Amazing Angels of Goodlieness" then the good guys could just shorten it to AAG. As in "Oh no guys, RUN! The AAG are coming!" I think AAG (pronounced "ah-g") sounds evil enough.

RIP Billy Mayes. :(

If only the movie/game made as much sense as the books... SIGH. It would be funny if you got to customize what your owl (who is obviously Batman) looks like though.

What the hell was that game?

Seriously, that intro could've been 3 minutes shorter and much less confusing.

The only thing more confusing that owls' government is crows' police forces.

I lol'd at "and that baby owl would become...The Batman !" and the Billy May reference was awesome ! XD

SupahGamuh:
The best line I've ever heard the whole month.

"You there, boy!, search my vomit!".

It reminded me of Super Kami Guru, somehow.

"Naaaaail. I saw a bird. It was pretty. Go kick his ass."

Eww, it's like calling a baby Placenta.

THIS is a kid's game?!
Who wrote it, George Lucas?

...Hi-Oh!

Heroic One:
RIP Billy Mayes. :(

mos def

wow this one crazy game I'll never look at owls the same way as before.

RT-Medic-with-shotgun:
Yo owl i heard you like congress so i put a parliament in yo parliament so you.. could.. aw dang.

Nice.

Anyway, is it just me or are all the owls voiced by the same person?

This game is actually pretty damn awesome. The story is utter garbage, I skipped all of it. But it's an amazing flight simulator, the combat is pretty decent, and the environments... Oh man, the environments. They're beautiful. It's great for if you just want to fly around for a while without having to deal with a bunch of plane crap.

What the actual fuck is this game and where can I get it XD
That was mad as hell.

...Wow. That intro was so incredibly boring. I have never been so bored. It was so boring that I actually had difficulty focusing on what you guys were saying. It was like drowning in an ocean and knowing there's a life-ring in front of you somewhere but you just can't keep your eyes open against the salt-sting long enough to find it.

The narrator's desperate attempt to make a highly condensed (and dull) history of owls sound interesting just wouldn't stop coming.

I think my brain is frothing.

This needs to be incorporated into every game design school in the world, under 'what not to do, ever'.

A parliament of a parliament hmmm very philosophical.

More confusing then most JRPGs I've played

yo dawg, i heard you like parliament, so i got you a parliament with a parliament, so you could parliament while you parliament

LOLLL Batman...and not "wheeee" but "nananananananana BATMAN!"

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