"Oh great... it summoned a montage." is classic :D I will steal this and use it for my own amusement.

I like the part where there is perfectly good grass and he decides to use a rock as a pillow.
Other than that, are we supposed to understand what's going on there? I'm confused.

i like how one of the tags is "elf ass". there can't be many more threads anywhere with that tag...

So... I don't want to play this game... what happened to the chick that Darwin'd herself toward the 'death stone'?

I looked....that thong is made of chain.

At some point, this game starts to riff on itself regarding the outfits. Too bad the gameplay was a tad repetitive and unrewarding. I liked the characters, and the story has the single best element of choice trough gameplay that has been implemented in a game in the last few years.

I too enjoy the cut of her shirt.
he he.

Draconalis:
So... I don't want to play this game... what happened to the chick that Darwin'd herself toward the 'death stone'?

I would like to second this question.

Also, the note beneath the video says this game has neither demons nor forges. Now, I didn't notice any forges, but lacking a better explanation the pale woman certainly seems like a demon. And so did that thing in the guy's dream.

So what happened to the Elf chick after this?

lolmynamewastaken:
i like how one of the tags is "elf ass". there can't be many more threads anywhere with that tag...

I checked. There aren't. And yes, I'm a sad, sad person.

_{I just feel so lonely... *sniff*}

So that boob job is literally paying for itself then? :)

1:40 this music brought to you by the Myst series :D
Breasts that throw money? Do want :P
(also, no giant, sparkly red afro? I am dissappoint) :D

Yep, that's a studded leather thong allright, you can see the rivets.

Graham_LRR:
It's got demons! It's got forging! It's got LIES because it's got NEITHER of those things.

But I'll tell you what it *does* have. It's got COBWEBS! Lots and lots of COBWEBS!!

And boob-money, huh?.... Well... it's still not quite as cool sounding as PussyCash. ^_-

unacomn:
At some point, this game starts to riff on itself regarding the outfits. Too bad the gameplay was a tad repetitive and unrewarding. I liked the characters, and the story has the single best element of choice trough gameplay that has been implemented in a game in the last few years.

What is the choice? I've no interest in playing the game, but you've piqued my interest in the story elements. Spoiler it of course.

the whole game feels like a giant anti drug psa....

Christophar:
So that boob job is literally paying for itself then? :)

yes. i see a bright future ahead.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought she said "Death Star".

unacomn:
At some point, this game starts to riff on itself regarding the outfits. Too bad the gameplay was a tad repetitive and unrewarding. I liked the characters, and the story has the single best element of choice trough gameplay that has been implemented in a game in the last few years.

Soviet Heavy:

What is the choice? I've no interest in playing the game, but you've piqued my interest in the story elements. Spoiler it of course.

Same here. I think I might look up an LP now. Too bad the Yogscast did just 2 episodes. Not surprising, however, seeing as how bullshit this game looks.

OT: Was this intro literally so bad that Graham and Paul had to Rage Quit......a cutscene?! Wow. That's like a fucking record.

lolmynamewastaken:
i like how one of the tags is "elf ass". there can't be many more threads anywhere with that tag...

Challenge accepted!

Soviet Heavy:

unacomn:
At some point, this game starts to riff on itself regarding the outfits. Too bad the gameplay was a tad repetitive and unrewarding. I liked the characters, and the story has the single best element of choice trough gameplay that has been implemented in a game in the last few years.

What is the choice? I've no interest in playing the game, but you've piqued my interest in the story elements. Spoiler it of course.

Here it is:

unacomn:

Soviet Heavy:

unacomn:
At some point, this game starts to riff on itself regarding the outfits. Too bad the gameplay was a tad repetitive and unrewarding. I liked the characters, and the story has the single best element of choice trough gameplay that has been implemented in a game in the last few years.

What is the choice? I've no interest in playing the game, but you've piqued my interest in the story elements. Spoiler it of course.

Here it is:

Spoiler: Click to 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

So what happens if

And no - I'm never going to play this game - but I would like to know!

Herbsk:

And no - I'm never going to play this game - but I would like to know!

You get the happy ending.

Money boobs? Aww man, now normal boobs will never be quite as awesome as they used to be again.

elf chicks really do have a great sense of style :D

but anyway...I kept thinking they were saying "the DEATH STAR"

HAHAHA, best one yet! Can't choose a quote.
Longer than usual too, right? ye

i actually quite enjoyed this game. A cover based shooter with a half decent story and a fantasy setting. Made my day :D.

OT: Awesome episode, WTB money boobs :)

vxicepickxv:

Caramel Frappe:

canadamus_prime:
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought she said "Death Star".

That's actually what I thought it was until they showed the actual Stone (lol). So you're not alone. Also, is it me or is it ironic that the elf, and I mean the elf girl is the one who fell for touching the death stone and not the manly barbarian which he warned her not to do? I find that... new.

I've read a similar story, but it involved fruit instead.

aeric90:
"Oh great... it summoned a montage." is classic :D I will steal this and use it for my own amusement.

I'm going to do one better, and figure out how to work it into an RPG universe as an actual spell. "Summon Montage"

Well, obviously it'll be a Bard spell...

unacomn:
At some point, this game starts to riff on itself regarding the outfits.

Sounds rather like when bad comedians try to "riff" on how much their jokes suck.

Hello hunter-man.

Look at your elf. Now, back to me. Now back at your elf. Now back to me.

Sadly, she isn't me, but if she used the power of the Death Stone, she could look like me.

Look down, back up. Where are you? You're in a pitch-black room, with the woman your elf could look like.

What's that in your hand? Back to me, I have it. It's my left nipple.

Look again. The nipple is now coins.

Anything is possible when you use the Death Stone.

I'm fighting a dragon.