Feed Dump: The Prostitute Permit and Other Tales

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The Prostitute Permit and Other Tales

The news isn't always as silly as it ought to be. That's where we come in.

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i cant belive that no one made a snakes on a plane joke

Now that Kathleen has blown Graham in full view of God and everyone who watches this video on the Escapist. Okay Blown (on) Graham ('s hat)...

And I am surprised that no one made a "No, that's just MY snake..." joke... Damn, I really do have a dirty mind...

Homestar Hat? I now love Graham even more.

Hmmm... where's my post?

"i cant belive that no one made a snakes on a plane joke"

Or a trouser snake joke.

I approve of Prostitute Kathleen. Please do more of her! :)

She was definitely taking off their glances. Probably full ogling, really.

We need an amateur beat poetry segment now. Take some news, turn it into...well, that. Needs more beret, though. Use Paul. He pulls off fake French quite well.

Edit: Dangit, doublepost! Sorry, submission error.

However, yes, I'm actually glad they went as far as they did without porn-scenario stuff. And the one they did...was actually quite...normal. Oddly.

Awesome with the Homestarrunner Hat...."Spin my buzzoh" BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

imageThis reads to me like gem f***ing.

HOMESTAR HAT. GIVE. NOA.

I miss homestar, what the hell made them decide to stop anyway?

Jandau:
I approve of Prostitute Kathleen. Please do more of her! :)

Are you really sure you want to state that sentence in that particular way?

(or maybe it was intentional?)

Aw Homestar. So sad that you died and are gone forever :(

Is it just me or did Paul either look like he was either suffering from allergies or super high?

FUCK YES HOMESTAR RUNNER HAT

Wow, that did sound like bad poetry. I'm not sure if Graham deserves my respect or if he just lost it . . . and given what he's pretending to be I shouldn't think too hard or this is going to get very recursive ;)

yaaay finally a good episode again :)

I would have been really impressed if you had a Homsar hat.

Great as usual, thanks all.

Best episode ever.

Hilarious stuff. Paul's right on the money that people need to stop worrying and love their 60s flights when they get them. Obviously any place that outright bans strippers and just serves as a glorified waiting room would be improved by the presence of said strippers.

The prostitute section? Also hilarious. But for very different, somewhat disturbing reasons.

I miss Homestarrunner.net. It was .com.

So...how much does she ask? They gave her email address!!!

Eehheh, po-faced propeller failure...

OMG Now I want a Homestar hat too!!!

therockdemon:
i cant belive that no one made a snakes on a plane joke

WHAT. I didn't even think of that. WHY DIDN'T YOU DO SNAKES ON A PLANE?

I did squeal like a little girl when I saw the homestar hat. That's just awesome. I WANT IT.

Must go watch some sbemails...

pwnzerstick:
I miss homestar, what the hell made them decide to stop anyway?

The child that they had.

Shouldn't Paul have been humming the theme to Night Court during that last bit?

And I am jealous. Kathleen blew Graham, right there in front of us! Kathleen how could you!?

Brad19900:
"i cant belive that no one made a snakes on a plane joke"

Or a trouser snake joke.

~Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake~ /Monty Python referance

OT: Brilliant as always. I approve of drunken clown golfers :)

Best one yet!

I request more Kathleen's ambiguous accents, please.

Kathleen's Texas(Not really sure) ascent is pretty neat.

Since Paul and Kathleen was in this episode, it was pretty funny and entertaining.
Best episode currently, in my opinion.

Wow. Kathleen dressed as a hooker giving blows after talking about trouser snakes! All my dreams are coming true.

Which german city were you talking about? Just curious since I am from germany... [Always good to know which cities to stay away from for sheer stupidity.]

I now renounce my US citizenship in the hope of joining the Republic of Kathleenia if for no other reason than I want my meow marks.

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