Critical Miss: Deus Ex: Rodent Revolution

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Rohypnotron.

I'm writing that one down.

'Adam, whenever we get into an argument, why do you always stink up the joint?'

New Augmentation for DLC! Trained rodents! Secretly taking down guards or hacking turrets.

He didn't ask for this...

Rohypotron. It's the new Persuadotron.

You know Sarif's secretary has one of those CASIE implants, right?

Grouchy Imp:
Rohypotron. It's the new Persuadotron.

ZOMG, does that mean next week's comic will be a FPS re-imagining?

Make sure he didn't keep the stun gun...

The_root_of_all_evil:

Grouchy Imp:
Rohypotron. It's the new Persuadotron.

ZOMG, does that mean next week's comic will be a FPS re-imagining?

With extra brown and a double helping of grit.

I WANT that stuff...For my enemies!!

Renegade-pizza:
I WANT that stuff...For my enemies!!

Also. Whu ha ha!

God... that rat is really going at his neck-slot huh? Can't be healthy at all... could cause a whole new slew of health concerns.

Also, of course it didn't work if he bought it off Ebay. Craigslist is the place to go to get refills on rohypnotron pheromone cartridges. Just one question though, does this smell like chloroform to you...?

"hump hump" :D

I totally snickered.

And could see that happening in ten years.

cursedseishi:
God... that rat is really going at his neck-slot huh? Can't be healthy at all... could cause a whole new slew of health concerns.

Not to mention unbelievable chafing.

Your 'Social Pillar' isn't big enough for Erin.

Another comment about Deus Ex boss fights? Wake me when the internet is over that...

"Jensen, if you try to use that CASIE mod on me, I will hit you."

"I... wouldn't dream of it." >_>

At this moment, at this very moment....I wish I had a bag of marshmallows which was that big.

Wait, the Office is called "Out of Tens", but the scores are made using 5 stars?!

THIS IS BULLSHIT AND I WONT STAND FOR IT.

cursedseishi:
Just one question though, does this smell like chloroform to you...?

"sniff sniff" I'm not sure it sort of smells like... "thud"

Daystar Clarion:
Rohypnotron.

I'm writing that one down.

'Adam, whenever we get into an argument, why do you always stink up the joint?'

Adam: "I gave that bitch some Rohypnol! Bitches love Rohypnol!"

MrMisfit:

cursedseishi:
Just one question though, does this smell like chloroform to you...?

"sniff sniff" I'm not sure it sort of smells like... "thud"

*Walks into MrMisfit's room*

.....DEAR DIARY.....Jackpot!

This is absolutely brilliant!

Oh, c'mon, five stars for being classy?

OT: Where do you get that bag of marshmallows???

Madara XIII:

MrMisfit:

cursedseishi:
Just one question though, does this smell like chloroform to you...?

"sniff sniff" I'm not sure it sort of smells like... "thud"

*Walks into MrMisfit's room*

.....DEAR DIARY.....Jackpot!

*Chloroforms Madara*
Booyaaka! Diary's mine now fool!

*Runs, trips, falls on own chloroform rag, KO*

that mad me laugh... and think of the little exchange between Adam and Malak for her sidequest.

{Malak} "Adam, if you even *think* of using that CASIE aug on me, I will hit you."
{Adam} "No, I uh..."


This seemed relevant, so I'll just leave it here.

cursedseishi:

Madara XIII:

MrMisfit:

"sniff sniff" I'm not sure it sort of smells like... "thud"

*Walks into MrMisfit's room*

.....DEAR DIARY.....Jackpot!

*Chloroforms Madara*
Booyaaka! Diary's mine now fool!

*Runs, trips, falls on own chloroform rag, KO*

*walks in*

Oh my...

/Takei voice

Not as subtle as he thinks he is then...

That was funny.

And I may have deserved that.

I cannot take my eyes off of the glasses.

They look so strange, you can't have regular black glasses, you need to add this distracting yellow streak in it.

Wait, since the gas is in his system, wouldn't he fall under the influence then?

cursedseishi:

Madara XIII:

MrMisfit:

"sniff sniff" I'm not sure it sort of smells like... "thud"

*Walks into MrMisfit's room*

.....DEAR DIARY.....Jackpot!

*Chloroforms Madara*
Booyaaka! Diary's mine now fool!

*Runs, trips, falls on own chloroform rag, KO*

Well played old Bean

CkretAznMan:
Wait, since the gas is in his system, wouldn't he fall under the influence then?

Maybe he grew immune to its effects over time. Kinda like in the Princess Bride how the Hero grew a resistance to the poison that he put in the cup so it wont backfire no matter what.

Irridium:

cursedseishi:

Madara XIII:

*Walks into MrMisfit's room*

.....DEAR DIARY.....Jackpot!

*Chloroforms Madara*
Booyaaka! Diary's mine now fool!

*Runs, trips, falls on own chloroform rag, KO*

*walks in*

Oh my...

/Takei voice

In the words of King Kai.

"GOD DAMNIT GEORGE TAKEI!!!"

"Yaaaaarg Let me out!"

"Shut up Bojack!!"

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