Feed Dump: Marathon Train Poop

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Marathon Train Poop

The Dutch really know how to solve their problems hilariously.

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WOOO ANDY IS BACK! He is so awesome.

I know Kathleen is white, but how dare you call her flat!

BEST EPISODE YET. I couldn't stop laughing

Keep Andy and Kathleen on the show. They always give me good laughs when together.

It took a moment for that chiropractor pun to set in, but when it did it made my brain hurt very badly ...

holy crap a feed dump with andy and blonde kathleen this is to much awesome

o god.... On behalve of Holland, were sorry.
Even we find both of these ideas
a): incredibly stupid.
b): incredibly funny.

Cairo-practor, hehe, that gets me every time.

Super Sayan Kathleen!

True story actually..

though ONLY for trains in which there are no toilets (which means only one type of short train called "sprinter"). All dutch trains must have toilets by law til 2014, this is a temporary measure.

And fucking silly. My adopted country does weird things.

I remember hearing about the breathalyzer lock thing in the news years back... but I suppose the US was like "We don't want to deprive our drunkards of their constitutional right to drive" since I don't remember hearing anything else about it.

Cairo-Practor? OMG that one really got me, quick thinking there Kathleen! Although I think Andy's responses were even funnier.

"Toilet must be the same word for peanuts or something, so they give them like this little, or even, I have... what the FUCK?"

Pure gold right there!

Ahh guys, continuing the long running trend of making your stuff even funnier simply by adding Andy!

Draconalis:
I remember hearing about the breathalyzer lock thing in the news years back... but I suppose the US was like "We don't want to deprive our drunkards of their constitutional right to drive" since I don't remember hearing anything else about it.

One of my friends actually had a breathalyzer lock on his car, (in CA), so, I guess they went ahead and instituted it. (That's a lot of commas!)

I'm British, and I didn't even know that Bell fact! I'm a terrible Brit! If anyone needs me, I'm going to go kill myself by drowning myself in tea.

So... i remember this, but not in what context i first saw it. Any ideas, guys?

Also... What place did the woman come in at in the marathon?

Other than that i'll just say this week was great as always, but the Cairo-practors made me feel ashamed for laughing >_>

... Plastic bag?

I knew the dutch railways was having issues because they bought new trains that had no toilets, but uh, what

Wow. Of all the little things I've thought of about being a train driver, something like that really had never occurred to me.

I'm going to have to look up this story now... >_<

Soms weet ik echt niet meer wat te geloven.

I thought the Big Ben bell thing was general knowledge. I guess being British helps...
Although, I fail to see how that's political. A fact it is certainly, but not very political.

Nevertheless, hilarious dump as always, guys. :)

Super Saiyan Kathleen was hilarious, but the Cairo-practor dance had me crying with laughter. God, I love Feed Dump.

Andy's Dutch impersonation had me playing that part five different times. God, is that man hilarious.

Draconalis:
I remember hearing about the breathalyzer lock thing in the news years back... but I suppose the US was like "We don't want to deprive our drunkards of their constitutional right to drive" since I don't remember hearing anything else about it.

In my state I know they are required on your car if you get a dui. We had them for at least 10 years now.

Kathleen isn't really a Super Saiyan. She didn't scream for the past 3 Feed Dump episodes. Duh!

Also, I'm pretty sure the shit bags are just a joke. That's the Netherlands' brand of comedy...I think...

Ulquiorra4sama:

Also... What place did the woman come in at in the marathon?

We don't find out actual place (mostly) until the official race results booklet gets shipped, usually in late winter/ early spring.

That said her time was 6:30. Considering that my time wasn't significantly better (pulled hammy at mile 18) she did a damn great job. This was my fifth race and I still felt like roadkill until this morning. I can't imagine what running pregnant was like.

Kathleen in that jacket looks like she is ready to take part in any one of the many re-surfacing cyber-punk games... Deux Ex:HR, Hard Reset, whenever Syndicate comes out, make her the boss!

Andy... the impressions though stereotypical were great. Nigel! Nigel! xD

Yay, it's the return of Rick Astley! For some reason Andy reminds me of him.

Breathylizer locks are pretty common in the US for people with DUI convictions who want to get their driving license back. It's not everywhere, but certainly big states like California use them.

Also, Andy was awesome this episode! Great accent, and I liked the "Ginger" and "Pumpkin Spice" parts (though why was he chocolate?). I've never heard of whatever Kathleen was supposed to be -- a "flat white" -- (and I've worked at a Starbucks, but it was a while ago now), but that's definitely a new hair color!

ANDY!
Anyways, how was that woman allowed to run the marathon?! I mean, I know she might have the ability but if you're into the third trimester you might want to take things easy and practice kegal exercises.

Wait, so what happens with the used bag when you're done using it? Do you just toss it out a window out of the drivers car. I really hope it isn't so because it would suck if you were in a car at a railroad crossing and a big bag of shit just hits your car, maybe denting it.

The Dutch aren't the first to do the breathalyzer thing in cars, look at Minnesota, we have it here too.

okay beeing dutch first off yes thy bought trains with out toilets but thy figure your only gooing to be on them for like 15 minutes max so you can hold it.
now the bag is only in case the train breaks down and your stuck in it for more then 15 minutes you then can get the bag go into the empty drivers cab every train has two so one is always empty and pee in it.
now i do have to say its a retarded idea seeing all train toilets over here are basicly a hole in the floor and thy put a toilet over it so its not so divicult to drill a hole in the bodem of the train ad istall the freaking toilet in stead of giving out plastic bags in a emerency

I feel stupid for not getting the Chiropractor joke at first. V.V On the plus side I managed to spell "Chiropractor" correctly on the first go. :D

Awesome as Always, Can you imagine the awesomeness of an episode with Andy AND Alex? :O

Cairo-practers

Ow.... my face.... too much laughter...

"Going Dutch" now has very weird connotations.

Okay, Andy's Dutch muppet impersonation legitimately cracked me up.

brethalyzer for dutch drivers,

Dutch DoT spokesman: well originally we were to use a urine sample, but due to passengers uninating in the drivers cab with a plastic bag they were able to bypass this test

Speakin as a dutchman, Yes it is fucking stupid. Yes we know. We think so too.

Draconalis:
I remember hearing about the breathalyzer lock thing in the news years back... but I suppose the US was like "We don't want to deprive our drunkards of their constitutional right to drive" since I don't remember hearing anything else about it.

We've got one in my state (oregon), my buddy had to have one installed in his car for 8 months.

And again, Andy doing things is excellent. Not sure I completely got the chiropractor joke. I'm definitely disturbed by the scat fetishist train conductors in the Netherlands though...

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