Critical Miss: Battlefield 3

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Yea, that about sums up the singleplayer. It's just a way too long quicktime event with intermissions, in which you have to shoot a bit by yourself.

PRESS LEFT TO NOT DIE!

NO, X! NOW M! NOW !

Game Over. You died.

Awesome!

But it's so cinematic and pwetty! How can you fault a game for that?!

that kinda reminds me of the instant death from some of those old dungeon crawlers on the NES. Like the moment you move when you torch goes go out, trip, fall break your face then die all in one moment.

That QTE was a real dick move.

Yeah, I hated those stupid instant fail bits in the campaign.

MiracleOfSound:
Yeah, I hated those stupid instant fail bits in the campaign.

You should write a song about it, then sell your CD through an american vendor so I can actually buy it. And uh yeah I hate QTEs and all that razz.

CRAWL PIPE

You crawl north.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be bitten by a grue.

The rat part was actually the best part of the whole campaign. I even died the first time from the shear amount of "wtf" that was going through me mind. Little bastard got me killed.

But I got my revenge. Stabbed him good. Silly rat. Thinking you can beat my time/space manipulating respawn skills.

Captcha: noxthist zool.........What?

fanklok:

MiracleOfSound:
Yeah, I hated those stupid instant fail bits in the campaign.

You should write a song about it, then sell your CD through an american vendor so I can actually buy it. And uh yeah I hate QTEs and all that razz.

Split reason ship anywhere.

That rat fight was epic

MiracleOfSound:

fanklok:

MiracleOfSound:
Yeah, I hated those stupid instant fail bits in the campaign.

You should write a song about it, then sell your CD through an american vendor so I can actually buy it. And uh yeah I hate QTEs and all that razz.

Split reason ship anywhere.

I know this but my card isn't cleared for foreign transactions.

See now this has killed the whole campaign for me because up until said QTE I'll just be waiting for it and afterwards I'll have nothing to look forward to.

Gee, thanks >_>

Looks like the Ace Combat fist QTE ha some competition!

The_root_of_all_evil:
CRAWL PIPE

You crawl north.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be bitten by a grue.

Command: Look around

OT: Yeah, I watched Totalbiscuit's "WTF is" of this and he pretty much said the same thing.

That rat fight was the best QTE, ever.

Hey, that rat was a badass. He single handedly doomed the free world.

Any one else selling back the Seperate Single Player Campaign Disc? lol...I got $25 dollars for it on Ebay.

bet MW3 won't be cool enough for a rat QTE loll

I looked it up on youtube, im actualy considering buying the game just for that.

Actually Ill pass anyway, unless the rat gets its own game.

Taking off with a modern fighter jet is also super easy. You just have to press E a couple of times. I don't understand why the military spends money on pilot training.

The_root_of_all_evil:
CRAWL PIPE

You crawl north.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be bitten by a grue.

> What is a Grue?

kayisking:

The_root_of_all_evil:
CRAWL PIPE

You crawl north.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be bitten by a grue.

Command: Look around

It is too dark. You can't see a thing.

Ldude893:

kayisking:

The_root_of_all_evil:
CRAWL PIPE

You crawl north.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be bitten by a grue.

Command: Look around

It is too dark. You can't see a thing.

Command: Light torch

The_root_of_all_evil:
CRAWL PIPE

You crawl north.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be bitten by a grue.

Eaten, not bitten.

Micalas:

The_root_of_all_evil:
CRAWL PIPE

You crawl north.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be bitten by a grue.

> What is a Grue?

The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.

Cleril:

Eaten, not bitten.

I'm sorry, I don't know that command. Perhaps you meant to reference Zork.

Hrgn! Rat Battle!

I think someone on DICE watched too many flash videos.
Click for Crab Battle

That QTE was when I had a glimmer of hope for the game to start adding some humor.

It didn't.

What a terrible, terrible way to die...

...I'm still not even certain what killed him.

CRAWL PIPE

You Crawl North
You have been bitten by a Grue.
A PLR Soldier has heard you and shoots you multiple times in the chest.

FLIP GRUE

You raise you middle finger angrily at the Grue.
You have died.

The_root_of_all_evil:
CRAWL PIPE

You crawl north.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be bitten by a grue.

I miss the Grue and old Infocom text adventures. Perhaps I always miss it but I've thought some modern RPGs might involve a visit by the grue for the lulz. :)

Yes, I know Zork (I think it was) was hidden in "Black Ops." but that's not quite the same (and I don't really play many FPS games).

The_root_of_all_evil:

Micalas:

The_root_of_all_evil:
CRAWL PIPE

You crawl north.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be bitten by a grue.

> What is a Grue?

The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.

Cleril:

Eaten, not bitten.

I'm sorry, I don't know that command. Perhaps you meant to reference Zork.

> quickscope grue

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