Unskippable: Dungeon Siege 3

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Dungeon Siege 3

A tale of rebellion, intrigue and pointedly complete names.

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I hate to be that guy, but christ this game is ripping of Bioware.

They even have the same dialog wheel XD

(Also the odo joke made me lol, hard)

Ah yes, the "being hit repeatedly with a stick" method. Many a great warrior has been trained with that technique.

Odo was actually over at Morn's house playing Skyrim (he likes the buckets)
And I bet this Jeyne Kassynder is actually a man in a silly hat.
"You wanna run this kingdom?"
"Yes"
"Well... you can't"
"Oh yeah?"

On the other hand, this Jane Kassinder (or however you spell that) sounds like a real bitch.

Ok just how many times did the narrator say "Jeyne Kassynder"? Like 5 or 10? If he had said it anymore it could of become a drinking game!

Zachary Amaranth does not understand why there is a problem with Jeyne Kassynder's name. Would you explain to Zachary Amaranth?

Patrick_and_the_ricks:
I hate to be that guy, but christ this game is ripping of Bioware.

Considering how derivative they are....

Join Zachary Amaranth next week, for the Jeyne Kassynder drinking game!

So I got to thinking maybe I'm Jeyne Kassynder and I just don't know it yet.

This seems like they are really grasping at reasons for the protagonist to have a reason to try and bring the legion back.

I could understand why they would be concerned if he has some sort of magical ability ala the hero in fable. But to be the randomly trained sprog of someone who happened to be in the legion is just random at best. Why would anyone even care that much about him still being alive.

So wierd.

xXxJessicaxXx:
So I got to thinking maybe I'm Jeyne Kassynder and I just don't know it yet.

Jeyne Kassynder seems like a nuclear c*nt to me, is that what you were going for?

I hope Jeyne Kassynder doesn't see this video. Jeyne Kassynder would not like this video.

Jeyne Kassynder....Jeyne Kassynder....Jeyne Kassynder

Shotgun Guy:

xXxJessicaxXx:
So I got to thinking maybe I'm Jeyne Kassynder and I just don't know it yet.

Jeyne Kassynder seems like a nuclear c*nt to me, is that what you were going for?

Jeyne Kassynder does. I think maybe that Jeyne Kassynder wouldn't like me saying that about Jeyne Kassynder

Am I the only one who felt slightly jilted by the complete lack of an Ehb and flow joke?

Why did you guys pick boring sword and shield guy? You could have picked half-human half-Flame Atronach! She is so much more fun.

If no one had been making fun of that I probably would have fallen asleep, wow.

Wouldn't the hero form the 11th Legion, since it consists of an entirely new group of individuals, or can Odo not count past ten?

They mentioned Odo! *nerdgasm*

I'm going to have to side with Jeyne Kassynder. I think the reason for Jeyne Kassynder... Jeyne, turning into a "nuclear c*nt" as one put it is everybody having decided to refer to her by her full name to perpetuate a belief that she constantly refers to herself in a third person as if she took etiquette lessons from the Hulk.

Back in my grandfather's time, we didn't have these fancy things you call fire. They had hope and they hoped until they were red in the face. Sure maybe you'd lose a few fingers over the course of a few winters but at least you could hope to grow them back someday.

xXxJessicaxXx:

Shotgun Guy:

xXxJessicaxXx:
So I got to thinking maybe I'm Jeyne Kassynder and I just don't know it yet.

Jeyne Kassynder seems like a nuclear c*nt to me, is that what you were going for?

Jeyne Kassynder does. I think maybe that Jeyne Kassynder wouldn't like me saying that about Jeyne Kassynder

Jeyne Kassynder probably doesn't like you talking about Jeyne Kassynder that way but what is Jeyne Kassynder gonna do about it? It's not like Jeyne Kassynder has a history of killing people for seemingly pointless reasons...uh oh, maybe I shouldn't talk bad of Jeyne Kassynder anymore.

Jeyne Kassynder is a huge-

canadamus_prime:
this Jane Kassinder (or however you spell that) sounds like a real bitch.

sonofbitch Ninja

Concept art strikes back!

Also, the cutscenes were skippable. I wanted a reason for not skipping them, even a completely arbitrary one would do. Something like "Dude, we can totally skip this cutsc -" "Jeyne Kassynder! Dammit Paul!"

"Send more paper" was hilarious. Simple and brilliant.

What a sinful waste of paper. No wonder Ehb is in such a low tide.

*drumset collapses*

I wasn't paying attention and missed the name of the antagonist, did anyone catch it?

lol the release of Twilight spelled doom for all

Zachary Amaranth:
Zachary Amaranth does not understand why there is a problem with Jeyne Kassynder's name. Would you explain to Zachary Amaranth?

Patrick_and_the_ricks:
I hate to be that guy, but christ this game is ripping of Bioware.

Considering how derivative they are....

Join Zachary Amaranth next week, for the Jeyne Kassynder drinking game!

I have a feeling that the rate the game is going, you would be dying of alcohol poisoning by the end of the first level.

Haha, great one. The Legions guys sound like dumb douchebags. 'We were cast away from our houses and chapterhouses! Surely the best thing to do is to regroup in the houses and chapterhouses that we weren't cast away from yet - no one will see that coming!'

Now excuse me while I drink this Jeyne Kassynde™ energy drink. Tastes like... freedom.

That end of the credits bit does raise an interesting thought. So far the only thing I know that is bad about Jayne Kassinder (or however you spell that), is she isn't friendly to forests. But this isn't Captain Planet:The Game.
History is written by the people who win. Imagine how England would be if the Tudors didn't win The War of the Roses. Shakespeare, for one, probably would have written a lot differently, if he ever got to be famous.

sarahvait:

I have a feeling that the rate the game is going, you would be dying of alcohol poisoning by the end of the first level.

That's why I'm waiting until next week. I'm getting four new livers installed.

samsonguy920:
That end of the credits bit does raise an interesting thought. So far the only thing I know that is bad about Jayne Kassinder (or however you spell that), is she isn't friendly to forests. But this isn't Captain Planet:The Game.
History is written by the people who win. Imagine how England would be if the Tudors didn't win The War of the Roses. Shakespeare, for one, probably would have written a lot differently, if he ever got to be famous.

That's true of most games, though. You almost never consider the "villain's" side.

Yeah see Jeyne Kassynder doesn't really speak "evil" to me. Maybe if Jeyne Kassynder's name was something more like "Demon Queen Plaguemaster Azrael" then I could see it. Also no wonder the 10th legion got massacred by Jeyne Kassynder...they don't seem to be very smart at this "hiding" thing.

And since it's an entirely new legion, shouldn't it be the 11th legion?

Those cut scenes were so boring and rubbish that even Graham and Paul couldn't make them entertaining :(

Myrph:
Am I the only one who felt slightly jilted by the complete lack of an Ehb and flow joke?

I was hoping for a mention of E(h)b from Green Acres myself.

How do you guys find these games?
Also, I get the feeling that our poor villain isn't actually a bad person. Just misunderstood.

Guy Jackson:
I wasn't paying attention and missed the name of the antagonist, did anyone catch it?

Was it Bob? I'm pretty sure it was Bob. It just seems in like Bob.

Hate to say it but I think there have been better Unskippables.

Like all of them.

I admit the game did not provide a good basis for comedy.

Taunta:
Yeah see Jeyne Kassynder doesn't really speak "evil" to me. Maybe if Jeyne Kassynder's name was something more like "Demon Queen Plaguemaster Azrael" then I could see it.

In her native tongue, Jeyne Kassynder is one of the twelve words of chaos and terror. Yes, one of the words. We merely separate it to two because we type it phonetically (what?) and in our language structure.

But somewhere out there, the name Jeyne Kassynder is sweeping terror into the hearts of men.

As well it should.

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