Critical Miss: The Guide To Skyrim Modders: Part 1

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The Guide To Skyrim Modders: Part 1

Okay, maybe just one or two more Skyrim strips then we'll give it a rest.

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Begun the console vs PC wars have....

But in all honesty...mods do make Elder Scrolls games better and I much rather play them on my PC any day of the week.

Added to that I can get fixes for issues so many times easier...like being able to marry Lydia!

Cory, Grey, bros....you're ruining my immersion by calling me a sociopath!

>.>

They forgot the anime and nude mods.

Shouldn't have clicked on that one, but i got lucky.

But i won't read the next part, likely to consist of "The Pervert", "The Pervert with the awkward Fetish" and "Someone should probably call the cops, just in case"

Mods: The reason I'm not sorry I waited to get Skyrim, and the reason I'm sorry that I have to keep on waiting to get Skyrim.

Zachary Amaranth:
Cory, Grey, bros....you're ruining my immersion by calling me a sociopath!

>.>

Denial is not just a river in Akavir, Zachary.

1: They forgot the titty-mods
2: I fill all of those categories...the sociopath because Dorthe KEEPS SENDING ASSASSINS AFTER ME FOR PICKING UP A BASKET.

That isn't a child. She performed the sacriment, she is as deserving of death as anybody!

Love the expression on the sociopath's face. On an related note, I find it funny that some people claim that not being able to kill children breaks their immersion in a game where your health recovers within a couple of minutes and can be done instantly by eating food, you don't need to eat, drink or use the toilet to live, one tiny bit of addition weight makes you go from normal movement to very slow and you can rest by standing in one place.

I'm not sure which made me laugh more, the Crab People or the looks on the faces of the guy and the kid in the "Sociopath" frame... :D

So are there, like, different calenders with different styles? Or is there only a fireman calender?

Yep, that about sums it up for me. But it's not just the kids. I tried to be a serial killer in Skyrim, and found a lot of random NPCs that were immortal. It was annoying as hell, since they had no value to the main quest and didn't even have a dialogue option through 40+ hours of gampelay.

The kids in skyrim deserve it and you know it!

It is just cruel that the console players cant give those smug little assholes what they deserve, its like they KNOW they are invulnerable so they have a free pass to run their damn mouths!

UI is so annoyingly horrible indeed. Now I understand why. Are crab people truly biggest demographics already though?

FelixG:
The kids in skyrim deserve it and you know it!

It is just cruel that the console players cant give those smug little assholes what they deserve, its like they KNOW they are invulnerable so they have a free pass to run their damn mouths!

I think they are actually doing it on propose, they made them invincible and they made them assholes, it's not a coincidence.

darkmind35:
They forgot the anime and nude mods.

Don't worry. I am sure they will cover those in part 2.

I just can't wait for the Construction Kit to come out. Then the entire modding world will change (hopefully for the better).

seraphy:
UI is so annoyingly horrible indeed. Now I understand why. Are crab people truly biggest demographics already though?

The sales numbers are roughly

Crab People 38%
Deep Ones 35%
Humans 25%
Other 2%

The Deep Ones pirate the shit out of their games, though, so they ARE a bigger audience with that taken into consideration.

Now obviously the real queston is: Why on earth would you pick up 47 goblets?

Suggestion for the next one?

The Arachnophobe: Bears descending from the ceiling instead of well you know....... *shudder* dammit why did I have to think of them again.

Tuqui:

FelixG:
The kids in skyrim deserve it and you know it!

It is just cruel that the console players cant give those smug little assholes what they deserve, its like they KNOW they are invulnerable so they have a free pass to run their damn mouths!

I think they are actually doing it on propose, they made them invincible and they made them assholes, it's not a coincidence.

Holy shit, deadpool kitty, thats awesome.

JoJoDeathunter:
Love the expression on the sociopath's face. On an related note, I find it funny that some people claim that not being able to kill children breaks their immersion in a game where your health recovers within a couple of minutes and can be done instantly by eating food, you don't need to eat, drink or use the toilet to live, one tiny bit of addition weight makes you go from normal movement to very slow and you can rest by standing in one place.

I can't wait for the "Need To Take A Shit" mod. Then the game will be truly immersive as you have to flee combat to find an available bush.

Is it just me or does the sociopath look like he's going to molest that kid first. *shudders*

JoJoDeathunter:
Love the expression on the sociopath's face. On an related note, I find it funny that some people claim that not being able to kill children breaks their immersion in a game where your health recovers within a couple of minutes and can be done instantly by eating food, you don't need to eat, drink or use the toilet to live, one tiny bit of addition weight makes you go from normal movement to very slow and you can rest by standing in one place.

I may mock the "It ruins my immersion!" stuff, but I actually think the "they're totally asking for it!" argument for killing kids is kinda worse.

Jandau:

seraphy:
UI is so annoyingly horrible indeed. Now I understand why. Are crab people truly biggest demographics already though?

The sales numbers are roughly

Crab People 38%
Deep Ones 35%
Humans 25%
Other 2%

The Deep Ones pirate the shit out of their games, though, so they ARE a bigger audience with that taken into consideration.

I see, I see.

Makes sense.

Prince Regent:
Now obviously the real queston is: Why on earth would you pick up 47 goblets?

Because there's going to be a cave based on goblets, and you're gonna go there and be all "why didn't I pick up all those goblets?"

JoJoDeathunter:
Love the expression on the sociopath's face. On an related note, I find it funny that some people claim that not being able to kill children breaks their immersion in a game where your health recovers within a couple of minutes and can be done instantly by eating food, you don't need to eat, drink or use the toilet to live, one tiny bit of addition weight makes you go from normal movement to very slow and you can rest by standing in one place.

I actually made a very similar argument in a thread about the child killing mod a while back. Long story short don't waste your breath. There's no arguing with these people about why some people might think there's something wrong with modding a game to kill children.

Olaf's Cat: Epic useable item of doom!!!

But yeah, I've already got a lot of texture mods and a better UI mod, but it's not perfect.

I don't hugely care, I mean the game is great regardless, but honestly now that I have basically all the textures overhauled, the game looks quite significantly nicer IMO.

I'm using everything from terrain to foliage to water to clothes are armour and weapons.

Tuqui:

FelixG:
The kids in skyrim deserve it and you know it!

It is just cruel that the console players cant give those smug little assholes what they deserve, its like they KNOW they are invulnerable so they have a free pass to run their damn mouths!

I think they are actually doing it on propose, they made them invincible and they made them assholes, it's not a coincidence.

Kids generally think their invincible. That's why they don't care about "being nice with their elders".

Anyway, I don't care about killing children. But they shouldn't be able to send hitman/assassin for you, though. And it would be nice to be able to intimidate or persuade kids to not talk about the gruesome murder you've just done in front of them ;)

I don't know if I want to make that last panel my icon, or keep the image of an imp gnawing my tonsils out.

Zachary Amaranth:

JoJoDeathunter:
Love the expression on the sociopath's face. On an related note, I find it funny that some people claim that not being able to kill children breaks their immersion in a game where your health recovers within a couple of minutes and can be done instantly by eating food, you don't need to eat, drink or use the toilet to live, one tiny bit of addition weight makes you go from normal movement to very slow and you can rest by standing in one place.

I may mock the "It ruins my immersion!" stuff, but I actually think the "they're totally asking for it!" argument for killing kids is kinda worse.

I agree, after finally getting the game I was pleasantly surprised by the lack of the annoyingness of the children after hearing 101 complaints on this forum about them, guess I shouldn't have been surprised though given the general hatred around here.

aftohsix:

I actually made a very similar argument in a thread about the child killing mod a while back. Long story short don't waste your breath. There's no arguing with these people about why some people might think there's something wrong with modding a game to kill children.

Alas yes, when you get down to it most of the pro-killing people's arguments are basiscally "cos I want to", morality or taste be damned.

The sociopath made me laugh in real life, mainly cause I have that mod... and because that's the actual look on my face...

I'm amazed the nude modders didn't get any attention. The work they do on a form they only know in passing is amazing.

I can't for the life of me understand people who think the user interface is oh so horrible...

It works just fine, and the star-sign system is visually very gratifying.

I dont even need to have played the game or seen any videos to know those kids are obnoxious little shits nobody likes dealing with. I hope they have fun with the Little Lamplight kids in hell

Call me sadistic, but that's the face I use when I do a town killing spree in Skyrim and I pile the bodies in the middle of town.

JoJoDeathunter:

I agree, after finally getting the game I was pleasantly surprised by the lack of the annoyingness of the children after hearing 101 complaints on this forum about them, guess I shouldn't have been surprised though given the general hatred around here.

Well, we ARE talking about sociopaths. It's probably "their constant existence is annoying to me, so I want to kill them."

Alas yes, when you get down to it most of the pro-killing people's arguments are basiscally "cos I want to", morality or taste or damned.

But what if I want to roleplay an amoral sociopath?

You're ruining my immersion, dammit!

The_root_of_all_evil:
I'm amazed the nude modders didn't get any attention. The work they do on a form they only know in passing is amazing.

I LOLed. Literally.

Jonluw:
I can't for the life of me understand people who think the user interface is oh so horrible...

It works just fine, and the star-sign system is visually very gratifying.

You're a crab-person, aren't you? CONFESS!

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