Feed Dump: Big Pile of Cash

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Big Pile of Cash

With one hundred billion dollars you could buy all the things.

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Holy crap, apple have more money then Romania!

Naah, rename Right as Shit, far more appropriate...

I knew the giving directions joke was coming as soon as he mentioned shit.

But that didn't stop me from laughing my ass off.

If you had the one hundred billion dollars, could you buy all that break up stuff?

Would you buy all that break up stuff?
I mean, it's just shit that someone shit somewhere.

How could someone surprise the Creepy Doll?

'I'm more creative so I must be shit brained'

quote of the year xD

Disclaimer: I am creative. Do not hurt me with sticks.

Graham's Creepy Doll face is AWESOME!

The Starbucks directional thing had me laughing my ass off. Partially, because it sounds like what I would do if I was rich.

Well, that and hunt people for sport....

leviadragon99:
Naah, rename Right as Shit, far more appropriate...

Howabout we rename Apple as Shit?

I went to that never liked it anyway site after this, I swear to god, this item for sale has to be the funniest goddamn thing I've read in a LONG time http://www.neverlikeditanyway.com/ads/the-dead-aunt-pillow/

OT: Love feed dump, and now I love that I have a random site that is just eBay for sad people

EDIT: changed the link, accidentally linked the wrong item

Tom Templeton:
Holy crap, apple have more money then Romania!

If Becali hears this he'll have a heart attack.

With 100 billion dollars I would buy.... a research facility to cure cancer and end world hunger, things Apple isn't doing because it's the spawn of evil and supports slavery.

I just... why does that website exist. WHY? That neverlikeditanyway site.

Oh well, the Apple thing saddens but doesn't surprise me. At least it made for a funny episode.

My sides hurt from rolling on the floor from laughing so hard. "I must take two steps to the shit." just got me started again. Although I did think the "Apple could buy Greece" was going to be "Apple could buy Canada!"

A rather fruitful enterprise I must say.
At the end there I couldn't tell which one was the Creepy doll.
I think Borat had the right I idea about Uzbekistan

Don Reba:
How could someone surprise the Creepy Doll?

He didn't see the directions joke coming. He's Creepy, not clever.

leviadragon99:
Naah, rename Right as Shit, far more appropriate...

Zachary Amaranth:

Howabout we rename Apple as Shit?

How about we change right to 'White' and Apple to outdated
"The white-wing of politics"
"I just got the latest outdated Ipad"

i just went on this site and i think one of the weirdest ones i've seen was the dead aunt pillow.
it was a pillow that a guy got from his dead aunt and kept it now his ex wants to sell it

The deadpan silence after Alex's "Everyone knows what a Snuggie is!" cracked me up slightly more than the comment about moving every Starbucks four inches to the left. I love it when there's weird news and information for you guys to send our way. To quote an old cliche, reality is indeed stranger than fiction.

Well, thanks for brightening up an otherwise pretty crappy day guys.

I kinda preferred Steven Colbert's comment on that paper clip dentist story:
"So that's what MacGyver's been doing."

Also: You could be the first person to buy ALL the things, all of them.

Zachary Amaranth:
Graham's Creepy Doll face is AWESOME!

I came here to say the very same thing! I just cracked up when he made that face!

Oh god...I lost it at the change left to shit bit.

"I'm more creative, so I'm more shit-brained."

Epic win...though Graham now owes me a new pair of shorts to replace the ones I left in from laughing too hard.

dear graham, if your Canadian and your facing america. left is east, and not west. GG.

restoshammyman:
dear graham, if your Canadian and your facing america. left is east, and not west. GG.

He was probably thinking of Alaska.

Hilarious episode, and 100 billion!!!??? That's just insane. I want some of that money.

Was that hat an MSPA hat? :D

Looks really similar, at least.

Thanks, guys, for making me waste half an hour of my life poking through NeverLikedItAnyway.com.

Jeremy's, "This is depressing as fuck," only scratches the surface.

I'm willing to say that Feed Dump is now my favorite series on the Escapist. It has been competing with Zero Punctuation and the dormant Doraleous and Associates for awhile now but I can't deny it any longer.

And yeah, I take a shit on main street whenever I need to go to work. I will never, ever forget about this episode now.

Voodoomancer:
Was that hat an MSPA hat? :D

Looks really similar, at least.

No, it's a creepy doll hat. I forgot the teeth when I made it.

sorry double post

You should have brought Denmark.....

"The Dutch. Again!"

HIGHLY civil engineering. I giggled.

Also, does anyone else hear... Rain... During the beginning segments?

neverlikeditanyway.com

Now people can be as bitter as I am! Yay!

Tom Templeton:
Holy crap, apple have more money then Romania!

Yeah, but Romania's internet capabilities are better.

"I left through the front door." becomes "I shit through the front door." The Feed Dumpers could be on to something with this whole left/shit scheme.

"We are trying to fight the shit bias in media."

I like it, even if I kept wondering who would you buy left from.

I hereby nominate the surprised creepy doll hat for this year's Oscar, Golden Globe, Tony, a Congressional Medal of Honor, Nebula Award, Gold-coated-salmon-on-a-stick-award-I-just made up and Nobel Peace Price.

(In descending order of importance.)

DVS BSTrD:

How about we change right to 'White' and Apple to outdated
"The white-wing of politics"
"I just got the latest outdated Ipad"

Well, "white" party would be far more accurate.

Still, "I just got the latest shit iPad" would still work. Though perhaps we should change "i" to "shit," so it's even more appropriate.

Apple have enough cash to buy a medium sized country?

We live in the age of the megacorporation.

Too many jokes can be made from replacing left with shit. "I write with my shit hand!" Cool episode guys, the flower 'noming was hilarious.

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