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I think I saw that one.
It had good story and character development.

Denamic:
I think I saw that one.
It had good story and character development.

Oh, could you give me a link to it? :P

ha!
Well played squire. Genuine mirth was had.

You haven't done your wrist in too have you?

I wonder how Jackie got a hold of a copy of it in the first place. Maybe the Darkness was showing off his credentials?

Alternatively, I have to come back and ask is that actually the Darkness? Looks a lot more like evil spyros.

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Grood comic. Though now I won't be able to look at the Darkness the same way ever again...

We've all been there. The economy's bad, you're short on human hearts for the month, and a nice Japanese businessman is offering a few free meals if you just do some stuff on camera.

Still, as long as it isn't Futa...

"Tentacles" is a tag?

What the...

The Gentleman:
We've all been there. The economy's bad, you're short on human hearts for the month, and a nice Japanese businessman is offering a few free meals if you just do some stuff on camera.

Still, as long as it isn't Futa...

What the hell is futa?
another messed up japanese(ish) fetish?
ot: another great comic great work!

Denamic:
I think I saw that one.
It had good story and character development.

DUDE! LINK!

*looks around*

What?

Pity, he could've had such a lucrative career.

The Gentleman:

rolfwesselius:

The Gentleman:
We've all been there. The economy's bad, you're short on human hearts for the month, and a nice Japanese businessman is offering a few free meals if you just do some stuff on camera.

Still, as long as it isn't Futa...

What the hell is futa?
another messed up japanese(ish) fetish?
ot: another great comic great work!

What the fuck is wrong with the japanese who could come up with that!?
I mean seriously what the hell?!
I need to clean my eyeballs with fire and salt.

rolfwesselius:

The Gentleman:

rolfwesselius:

What the hell is futa?
another messed up japanese(ish) fetish?
ot: another great comic great work!

What the fuck is wrong with the japanese who could come up with that!?
I mean seriously what the hell?!
I need to clean my eyeballs with fire and salt.

In a thread based on a Japanese porn trope, you made the mistake of asking a question instead of letting sleeping dogs lie. A question, I might add, where you clearly understood the broad area that the answer was coming from. You have only yourself to blame.

Also, you probably should know at this point that porn regular isn't going to do it for you anymore.

The Gentleman:

rolfwesselius:

The Gentleman:

What the fuck is wrong with the japanese who could come up with that!?
I mean seriously what the hell?!
I need to clean my eyeballs with fire and salt.

In a thread based on a Japanese porn trope, you made the mistake of asking a question instead of letting sleeping dogs lie. A question, I might add, where you clearly understood the broad area that the answer was coming from. You have only yourself to blame.

Also, you probably should know at this point that porn regular isn't going to do it for you anymore.

The stereotype is that Japanese pornographers looked at Rule 34 and said, "Well that seems rather limiting."

Hitchmeister:
The stereotype is that Japanese pornographers looked at Rule 34 and said, "Well that seems rather limiting."

Stereotype? There's no stereotype. That's just the way it is...

As much as I love Japan and all it's quirks, they still manage to surprise us sometimes.

Still, I guess this comic explains how they were able to make a live-action version of La Blue Girl.

Seriously. That is a thing that exists.

Aw sweet, a chance to be a guest artist on the Escapist! This is the opportunity I've been waiting for to put artistic abilities to the test!...

....oh right, I can't draw :'(

ugh reminds me of the time I tried out Space Channel 5 part 2...was getting interesting, but then I got to the part where they pit you against a giant tentacle monster
...wasn't pretty

why does jackie look like the guy from prey 1??

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That gave me a good laugh this morning, thanks! :D

Granted when I saw the "Darkness" tentacle I kinda had a feeling it would be a joke about tentacle porn but yeah, it's all about the timing and how you tell the joke which you did fine with.

The Gentleman:
We've all been there. The economy's bad, you're short on human hearts for the month, and a nice Japanese businessman is offering a few free meals if you just do some stuff on camera.

Still, as long as it isn't Futa...

I guess I'm a true Champion of Slaanesh cause that stuff doesn't bother me... then again I roam the boards of 4chan alot so yeah... "Where we're going you won't need eyes".

X( That's nasty! It's funny, but it's nasty! Bad Darkness, bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad...

It was only a matter of time until someone made this joke. XD And I did laugh.

Jackie's face makes it for me.

The darkness 2 is actually pretty good. Focusing on things that shooters really lack these days.

Otaku World Order:
As much as I love Japan and all it's quirks, they still manage to surprise us sometimes.

Still, I guess this comic explains how they were able to make a live-action version of La Blue Girl.

Seriously. That is a thing that exists.

Not as terrible as the Kekko Kamen live action.

Nile McMorrow:
I wonder how Jackie got a hold of a copy of it in the first place. Maybe the Darkness was showing off his credentials?

Alternatively, I have to come back and ask is that actually the Darkness? Looks a lot more like evil spyros.

Judging by the background, looks like he's in a movie store.

Denamic:
I think I saw that one.
It had good story and character development.

It may be good, but it's not quite as good as pirates was...

in terms of the story and character development.

D Moness:

Not as terrible as the Kekko Kamen live action.

Really?

Super Scissors Split Kick?

Uhm....allegedly.

I've Seen Enough Hentai To Know Where This Is Going...

Also, I'd wish I could know how to draw something better than a bunch of sticks to contribute for Critical Miss, this web-comic deserves something a bit flashier than sticks.

The look of disappointment on Jackie and the other Darkling's face is priceless.

Otaku World Order:
As much as I love Japan and all it's quirks, they still manage to surprise us sometimes.

Still, I guess this comic explains how they were able to make a live-action version of La Blue Girl.

Seriously. That is a thing that exists.

Seriously?? I've watched, what, 6 episodes of that "anime" a looong time ago. It was actually pretty awesome lol... Had no idea there's a live action. Is it any good?

That made me laugh, and slightly blush. No idea why, but ... hey! Hey, my mind is clear okay?

OT: Really good comic, the end where Jackie is holding the book (or DVD) got me busting. Still, really want The Darkness II. The main reason are those demonic arms (aka tentacles) yet I.. am sort of hesitating. The game is only 6 hours long, so is it worth the $60? .. Mm.

But yeah, while some can see them as 'sex' toys, I will be gladly using them for sheer pushing power through foes-
.. Wait, no NO that came out wrong! NOOOOO!!

Ninedeus:
The look of disappointment on Jackie and the other Darkling's face is priceless.

The look of disappointment is indeed priceless. Loved this one

Denamic:
I think I saw that one.
It had good story and character development.

Hentai? Story and character Development?....You sure you're talking about the right Genre boy?

OT: Priceless comic, good job on it, the look of disappointments on Jackie and the other Darklings face sealed it for me. If i had the ability to draw properly i would absolutely jump at assisting, but...as it stands, my artistics skills are so bad that people have been known to die instantly from seeing them so probably not a good idea for me to help out.

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