Icky Relationship Stuff #2

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As weird as it is, I kind of want to know where you're going with this

-Torchedini-:
As weird as it is, I kind of want to know where you're going with this

Awkward, yet hilarious moments.

As always, I love Critical Miss... Everyone, follow your own Hitman's advice... Pants-less garotting people around the street might be sick, but it would make for some amazing youtube videos.

Wait Elliot isn't wearing a shirt either. Erin should take her's off to just to be safe.

DVS BSTrD:
Wait Elliot isn't wearing a shirt either. Erin should take her's off to just to be safe.

No, no, no, no.

We will not be having fan service in my favourite webcomic :D

DVS BSTrD:
Wait Elliot isn't wearing a shirt either. Erin should take her's off to just to be safe.

He isn't wearing a bra either ^_^

but I'm definitely waiting to see how this plays out. I love the comedy in the series but sometimes the drama or deeper moments I have seen in this comic are amazing to read as well.

Now Elliot has two pantless chicks in his apartment. This can only end well.

Erin: Master of Disguise! BUT WILL IT BE ENOUGH?

Two pantless girls in your house? Nows the time to push the three way. Aawww, yeah!

Qitz:
Erin: Master of Disguise! BUT WILL IT BE ENOUGH?

Two pantless girls in your house? Nows the time to push the three way. Aawww, yeah!

Damn ninja'd.

Well this comic certainly follows Agent 47's guide to being a hitman.

Daystar Clarion:

DVS BSTrD:
Wait Elliot isn't wearing a shirt either. Erin should take her's off to just to be safe.

No, no, no, no.

We will not be having fan service in my favourite webcomic :D

The two hottest chicks in it aren't wearing pants. I think we've already crossed that bridge.

Qitz:
Erin: Master of Disguise! BUT WILL IT BE ENOUGH?

Two pantless girls in your house? Nows the time to push the three way. Aawww, yeah!

Probably best not to do that while one of them is wielding a blunt object. But on the other hand she does seem to take Kratos' advice, and we all know what he'd do in this situation >D

Damn you Hitman, your logic is flawless.

I love that the answer to this problem is "Garrote them both".

Hmm, why garrote them when you're holding a perfectly servicable club?

Have problems in your sex life or financial troubles? Need advice on life's other problems? Just call us and a Hitman will be ready to help you. We guarantee 100% satisfaction or you get your money back.

Technically, this is from the last strip, but I think it bares repeating here.

MammothBlade:

WanderingFool:

The Gentleman:
Well... this delusional rampage just got awkward...

Pff, thats the freaking understatement of the century right there...

And the opportunity of the century, too. For a kinky threesome!

We're one step closer to that...

And one step closer to waking up the next day covered in blood and the bodies of Eliot and Mol while 47 and Jackie give you pointers on body disposal.

Genius!

Trousers are only there because THE MAN say they're necessary!

Garrote them with your pants!

DVS BSTrD:
Wait Elliot isn't wearing a shirt either. Erin should take her's off to just to be safe.

She might "stick out" a little.

I can't resist.


Incredibly, not a lot of people seem to care if someone is being garroted in public. And then having their identity stolen.

Qitz:
Two pantless girls in your house? Nows the time to push the three way. Aawww, yeah!

Wouldn't having sex with Erin be the very definition of "stickin' it in the crazy"? Aren't we always told to avoid that?

... then again, sex is sex.

Qitz:
Erin: Master of Disguise! BUT WILL IT BE ENOUGH?

Two pantless girls in your house? Nows the time to push the three way. Aawww, yeah!

Am I the only one who thinks hitting on the crazy violent lady who broke into your house and is currently stripping because a videogame character she's hallucinating told her to is a bad idea?

Also, what happened to Erin's inner thigh tattoo?

I'm not sure I want to know where this is going.

Otaku World Order:

Also, what happened to Erin's inner thigh tattoo?

Its still there. I just figured since its on the inner part of the thigh you wouldn't be able to see it from the angle she is standing at.

Trucken:

Wouldn't having sex with Erin be the very definition of "stickin' it in the crazy"? Aren't we always told to avoid that?

... then again, sex is sex.

Otaku World Order:

Am I the only one who thinks hitting on the crazy violent lady who broke into your house and is currently stripping because a videogame character she's hallucinating told her to is a bad idea?

Answers your question right there :P

At least it's a video game character and not a twilight one, so she can't be THAT crazy right? Plus it's Hitman and it's not so much "Stealing your xbox" as "Liberating you from improper gaming devices" so it's a win-win.

Otaku World Order:

Also, what happened to Erin's inner thigh tattoo?

its on the other leg (the one we can't see the inside of)

other wise *gets popcorn* awkward rampage only getting more awkward

Mr. Lackapants DLC skins and missions for the new Hitman, i demand it!

No pants means No rules!

Also, I thought Hitman would suggest to set a bomb on the chandelier above Molly, then use the distraction to snipe Elliot using a PSP's memory stick spring?

I am liking where this is going.

Trucken:
Wouldn't having sex with Erin be the very definition of "stickin' it in the crazy"? Aren't we always told to avoid that?

I would be more concerned that she might be imagining Master Chief staring at us.
Just.
Staring.
Imagine that.
Imagine being her, actually...

If Mr. 47 is in front of you without pants. Fall on your knees and thank the lord. Then stay on your knees and do what 47 wants. Because if you dont...

Vkmies:
If Mr. 47 is in front of you without pants. Fall on your knees and thank the lord. Then stay on your knees and do what 47 wants. Because if you dont...

People are sure having weird fantasies in this thread. o_O

hooksashands:
Incredibly, not a lot of people seem to care if someone is being garroted in public. And then having their identity stolen.

If you want to kill someone without bystanders interfering, make sure they see that the murder is being recorded on camera.

...is she hallucinating her lack of trousers/skirt too? Because if not she either went to the trouble of picking up the x-box again after she'd taken them off or she's that good at removing them that she can do it without using her hands.

She did not just take her pants off. xD
This is going to be so awkward.

.. This is going to sound very weird but if I saw a girl in my house wearing panties and holding my Xbox 360 up- I would want her to take a seat and play a game against me. Somehow I would find her to be like a friend that feels comfortable enough around me even though the truth is she probably crazy (assuming so if I didn't know her).

Also this comic made me lulz.

It may just be me, as i've only just woken up and only had about 4 hours sleep.....but it looks like Hitman is wearing a diaper.

Also, I would've thought a super assassin wouldn't have such skinny legs. Hitman needs to do some squats XD

Don Reba:

Vkmies:
If Mr. 47 is in front of you without pants. Fall on your knees and thank the lord. Then stay on your knees and do what 47 wants. Because if you dont...

People are sure having weird fantasies in this thread. o_O

Don't judge, bro! Don't judge!

If you don't do what 47 wants, there will be blood. Unless 47 wants blood...

Kinky.

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