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Nugget Handshakes

Turns out that you can sell anything that vaguely resembles someone if you try hard enough.

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This makes me want to wear a top hat and greet people with the hat toast.

8100$ for a piece of chicken... That's it. Where's that comet, we're long overdue for an extinction.

Also a few questions:

Why does it look like Graham and Alex look like they were just grabbed out of their beds and placed in front of the camera like a pair of hostages? Is Paul finally getting in touch with his inner terrorist and isn't quite sure what to do when you get them in front of the camera?

And

Why do you guys have a Saw puppet?

What? No Sam Raimi?

Each of John's friends have 86 murder weapons, and John's father gets off Scott free based on lack of evidence.

Extra credit question. How many marbles does it take to silence the one kid who won't keep his damn mouth shut?

Mikeyfell:
Each of John's friends have 86 murder weapons, and John's father gets off Scott free based on lack of evidence.

Extra credit question. How many marbles does it take to silence the one kid who won't keep his damn mouth shut?

I'm going to need more information on that question, as I cannot assume a value for the weight of a marble.

Well the Nugget DID look like it had a wig, but the face looked more like Count Olaf from A Series of Unfortunate Events

Mikeyfell:
Each of John's friends have 86 murder weapons, and John's father gets off Scott free based on lack of evidence.

Extra credit question. How many marbles does it take to silence the one kid who won't keep his damn mouth shut?

One: just through it really hard at his Adam's apple

The Gentleman:
Why do you guys have a Saw puppet?

The REAL question is: Why don't YOU have a Saw puppet?

Only thing missing from the hat toast was a monocle on each of you.

Paul's face at the end when Alex is rubbing the hat against him: "I need an adult"

xD

Does anybody knows what was on Gram's shirt?

DVS BSTrD:

The Gentleman:
Why do you guys have a Saw puppet?

The REAL question is: Why don't YOU have a Saw puppet?

Because I have to sleep at certain points and that doll tends to work against that.

Also, my avatar to taunt my victims with is always going to be the Laughing Man.

yoppyman:
Does anybody knows what was on Gram's shirt?

It's a Card Kingdom shirt. They sponsored Desert Bus 5, and are current (IIRC) sponsors of LRR's live MtGO drafts over on Twitch.tv.

yoppyman:
Does anybody knows what was on Gram's shirt?

It was a card kingdom shirt http://www.cardkingdom.com/catalog/item/132599

Oddly enough, my brother has a similar hat. It has alien heads in the green areas instead of mushrooms though.
The super safe shake could probably make a pretty decent approximation of those complex slide slide fist pound greetings.

Is it sad that I could totally see the resemblance to George Washington in that chicken nugget? All I can say in my defense is that I would never buy a chicken nugget from a stranger on eBay for any price.

Jigsaw: "Hello Daniel, I want you to solve for x."

Is pretty much how I perceived all my maths classes during school in my head... I hate maths!

Also, great to see the return of Ron Dewings!

Paul's face right at the end is one of confusion and total fear!

The super extra safe shake employs those toy hands at the end of a stick which close their fingers when you pull a lever.

Actually, electromagnetism and the nuclear weak force were unified some time back, so now it's called the electroweak force.

Wouldnt the safety and super safety be just as safe (or rather un safe) as the ohter?

"And the cheetah has deployed the laser beam

Yeah, he totally should have seen that coming"

That line was made of pure epic.

Also Hat Toast FTW!!

Graham, its good to see that the rest of crew remembered this show exists.

ewhac:
Actually, electromagnetism and the nuclear weak force were unified some time back, so now it's called the electroweak force.

You take your fancy science elsewhere, David!

Ron Dewings should be a real character. LRR! DO SOME WRITING.

The hat toast was also quite hilarious.

I suddenly want to pay $8100 to do 3rd grade math. And to kill small children with a bucket of marbles. Damn you random ebay user who can sell anything for anything!

My reaction to the AMC news was pretty much right on with Paul's: "Wait. We could have been doing that all along?"

Seriously, I'm kind of rooting for the guy. I understand the theater's supposed reasoning for overpriced snacks, but it's out of control at this point. Of course, it really is our own fault for still buying the stuff.

Aaw, something about that hat made me expect a "KITTY!"

That thing about the nuggets is true you know, if you eat one that looks like someone you gain their powers. For example I once ate one that looked like Kamina from Gurren Lagann and I now have the ability to conjure giant drills out of nowhere with the power of fighting spirit.

Ron Dewings for president! He's a man you can trust.

My Dad sneaks very cheap candy over from the dollar store that is literally just next door to the theaters in this one mall.

Poor Paul.

DVS BSTrD:

The REAL question is: Why don't YOU have a Saw puppet?

I...I didn't know they had one...Please...Show mercy!

Redlin5:
Ron Dewings for president! He's a man you can trust.

Can't go Ron with Dewings.

I definitely didn't see Washington. Looked to me like those normal ones that look like the state of Indiana or a Christmas stocking.

VladG:
8100$ for a piece of chicken... That's it. Where's that comet, we're long overdue for an extinction.

Well I did hear that scientists for the next 11 months will be watching a 150 foot asteroid that is reported that it will pass between Earth and our orbiting satellites. They are calling it 2012DA14.

That's the best I can give you.

If you ask me, that teacher is only guilty of making math awesome. The fact that he was arrested for it essentially means Timecube Guy was on the right track. We are being EDUCATED BORING

A Chicken McNugget shaped like Colonel Sanders would actually be an achievement. If KFC didn't buy it and put a framed picture of it in every one of their restaurants as a display of how the enemy ranks are turning to their side I'd boycott them.

Which would be rather easy since they don't exist in my country, actually.

Um violent math questions to third graders I thought nothing could shock me anymore.... I was wrong.

Must admit I was surprised that the alternatives to handshaking didn't end with a Sam Raimi.

And if someone has managed to sell a Chicken Nugget for over 8000 dollars on this planet then I'm going to go with Professor Farnsworth.

Honestly, first of all, who would pay that much for a chicken nugget anyway, secondly it didn't even look anything like him!

them bloopers are getting real old

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