Feed Dump: Fruit Fly Rejection

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Fruit Fly Rejection

Who can blame the rejected fruit flies for their alcohol consumption.

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This one was really good. I laughed way harder than I wanted to at the cancer bit and now I feel bad.

MARC! GET BACK TO WORKING ON MINECRAFT!

...I'm just joking. Awesome that you got someone from Mojang on Feed Dump. He's was pretty funny, too.

a dude who works for mojang at feed dump? epic win!

So Kathleen is saying she'd let Jeff Goldblum buy her a drink?

I feel the need to pull out the Fry meme image. Everyone keeps trying to tell me it's pronounced "Moyang" and yet someone who works there... *hmmm...*

And, Kathleen, are we really going there? Apparently we are. Repeatedly.

Katheens train of ideas for what the marijuana was stuff into:

Grandmas

Prostates

Freight trains

I'm guessing dead babies was her third option but was taken...

In fairness, fruit flies live for about 30 days. So getting rejected one day is like a human getting rejected for, oh, three years or so. I'm thinking that little guy deserves all the booze he can get.

Dang...Kathleen was in rare form today. Fresh off of helping the Extra Credits guys, too!

And how the heck DID they get a guy from Mojang to come on? I always figured with the amount of work needed to keep up with the demands for Minecraft, the employees were kept in cubicles made of obsidian and redstone and guarded by Endermen and Creepers to keep them from leaving early.

GamemasterAnthony:
Dang...Kathleen was in rare form today. Fresh off of helping the Extra Credits guys, too!

Wasn't that a couple weeks ago?

I wonder how big a giant panda is compared to a normal panda, I thought they only came in one size.

I feel like I should mention that there is actually a fruit fly gene called "Cheep Date" because fruit flys who carry the gene get drunk easily, I am completely serious.

"Maybe they ooze green? Festive!"

Festeringly festive, you could say.

Also, I couldn't believe you went with the whole turtles thing *just* for the "Ooze" pune.

Graham, as you edited this, were you surprised to hear Kathleen in the background at the end?
Also, where did you get a Mojang employee, I want a Mojang employee...

My Little Bear shirts.
I used to wonder what mauling someone could be. (My little bear). Until that ranger man got to close to me. Razor sharp claws and tons of blood. His beautiful face forever gone. Killing him was such an easy feat, now the picnic basket is mine to eat. (Oh my little bear) Know that I'm gona kill agaaaaihnnihnnnhnnn...

Smuggling drugs with dead babies, it's so simple.

Funny thing about smuggling marijuana in dead babies.
That happened.
A couple got on a plane with a tightly swaddled infant that never cried and they never fed it.
It was a dead baby, it had been cut open and its organs were full of heroin.
Come to think of it that's not funny at all.

Quillpaw:
Funny thing about smuggling marijuana in dead babies.
That happened.
A couple got on a plane with a tightly swaddled infant that never cried and they never fed it.
It was a dead baby, it had been cut open and its organs were full of heroin.
Come to think of it that's not funny at all.

Wow... There goes what was left of my good mood today... -_-

Hitchmeister:
I feel the need to pull out the Fry meme image. Everyone keeps trying to tell me it's pronounced "Moyang" and yet someone who works there... *hmmm...*

I asked Notch personally during our Desert Bus fundraiser. He said that in Swedish it would be pronounced "Moyang", but in English it's pronounced "Mojang". He said both are fine and acceptable.

Tiger Sora:
My Little Bear shirts.
I used to wonder what mauling someone could be. (My little bear). Until that ranger man got to close to me. Razor sharp claws and tons of blood. His beautiful face forever gone. Killing him was such an easy feat, now the picnic basket is mine to eat. (Oh my little bear) Know that I'm gona kill agaaaaihnnihnnnhnnn...

Someone HAS to start making My Little Bear.
It needs to be a thing.

As always your hat makes fapping way to easy Graham, give me a challenge PLEASE.

MowDownJoe:
Awesome that you got someone from Mojang on Feed Dump. He's was pretty funny, too.

He was quite funny. Nonetheless I hope when the filming was done the LRR crew hit him with sticks until house decorations came out like pinata treats.

Hungry Donner:

MowDownJoe:
Awesome that you got someone from Mojang on Feed Dump. He's was pretty funny, too.

He was quite funny. Nonetheless I hope when the filming was done the LRR crew hit him with sticks until house decorations came out like pinata treats.

No, I bet he's filled with rotten meat.They should just tie him up in the basement and force him to write water physics that actually are similar to real-world water physics.

BoredRolePlayer:
As always your hat makes fapping way to easy Graham, give me a challenge PLEASE.

Perhaps Graham is just easy to fap to? Also, what kind of hat is an anti-masturbation aid, other than a dead baby filled with marijuana?

Graham_LRR:

Who can blame the rejected fruit flies for their alcohol consumption.

I thought that whole Ninja Turtle intro thing was an intro to how Michael "Crap on your childhood" Bay was remaking the Ninja Turtles as aliens rather than mutants for the movie he is making.

008Zulu:

Graham_LRR:
Who can blame the rejected fruit flies for their alcohol consumption.

I thought that whole Ninja Turtle intro thing was an intro to how Michael "Crap on your childhood" Bay was remaking the Ninja Turtles as aliens rather than mutants for the movie he is making.

Discussion of that IS what inspired the TMNT reference. So, you're close!

i think we hat the "ooze" before
and that news about the fruitflys are old.

Sometimes I wonder where all the funny disappeared to, but then I realize, LRR has it! :)

YOU USED OOZE ALREA- Oh wait.

Anyway a good episode but I got the feeling Cam didn't want to be there.

Hey! It's Marc! I know that guy. What a surprise. :) Are you going to be a regular on Feed Dump now Marc?

You have a big purse Kathleen...

Thunderous Cacophony:

Hungry Donner:

MowDownJoe:
Awesome that you got someone from Mojang on Feed Dump. He's was pretty funny, too.

He was quite funny. Nonetheless I hope when the filming was done the LRR crew hit him with sticks until house decorations came out like pinata treats.

No, I bet he's filled with rotten meat.They should just tie him up in the basement and force him to write water physics that actually are similar to real-world water physics.

BoredRolePlayer:
As always your hat makes fapping way to easy Graham, give me a challenge PLEASE.

Perhaps Graham is just easy to fap to? Also, what kind of hat is an anti-masturbation aid, other than a dead baby filled with marijuana?

A hardhat with a "V" on it with reindeer antlers on each side, that's just sick man.

Anyone else jump straight to "dead baby" as soon as Graham gave the hint for the Guess What He's Talking about segment?

Woo! Windsor! The fucktarded incidents that happen in my crappy little corner of the universe are often depressingly wackier than other cities of similar size. Like that guy who was acquitted of rape charges because his urine has the consistency of maple syrup. Seriously, it's like our town is trying to get featured on Feed Dump.

Random Mojang appearance? Marc totally stole the parts of the show that Kathleen didn't. Beautiful.

Thunderous Cacophony:

Hungry Donner:

MowDownJoe:
Awesome that you got someone from Mojang on Feed Dump. He's was pretty funny, too.

He was quite funny. Nonetheless I hope when the filming was done the LRR crew hit him with sticks until house decorations came out like pinata treats.

No, I bet he's filled with rotten meat.They should just tie him up in the basement and force him to write water physics that actually are similar to real-world water physics.

BoredRolePlayer:
As always your hat makes fapping way to easy Graham, give me a challenge PLEASE.

Perhaps Graham is just easy to fap to? Also, what kind of hat is an anti-masturbation aid, other than a dead baby filled with marijuana?

I dunno. I think the dancing Christmas tree hat was non-faptastic. It certainly horrified me!

YAY, quadruplet-feed-dump! We need more of those.

Also, what's peuce? Pewce? Pyuce?

EDIT: Ooooh, puce. A nice dirty purple.

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