Okay that was insanely hilarious. For the most part, even with the crazy half-assed story, it seems like it could happen in real life.......until you get to the points where you have to fight the bear.
I mean really, the bear breaks off a whole section of tree and starts swinging it at you???
Then it shows us that the bear is apparently nature's king of parkour that can easily escape exploding and falling debris, while jumping on roof tops and shit, I mean, that bear was pulling of Assassin's Creed type moves.
After Assassin's Creed 3, the next game will take place in Alaska and that bear will be the assassin character.
Parkour-ing bears, a teleporting dog. This game has everything.
Hooray for another "nth time I died" moment. Sadly, since Dark Void seems to have been ret-conned out of existence and Fallout: New Vegas is the new 7, I guess this then is the new 8 and things will just continue to be incrimental going forward.