Feed Dump: No Foot For You

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No Foot For You

When simply calling in sick just can't get the job done.

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Where can I get that Ski mask?

I'm suprised that you didn't talk about the truck full of loonies & twoonies that crashed, spilling it's million-dollar contents all over the highway.

It took many people and a electro magnet to recover the cash.

I'd love a ski mask like that...if for no other reason than to scare the piss out of the little kids who constantly clog the hillsides preventing those who want to REALLY break out their skiing and snowboarding skills.

Also...if that one video I saw on YouTube (which I cannot find for some reason...help me, guys) was correct, I'm pretty sure the guy that cut off his fott was trying to get a flying car.

I imagine that would be an awkward heeling process.

Had to look it up...


Kind of cool but it looks like there's a lot of potential to hurt yourself.

I think Paul is three PS3s. I can't believe you guys didn't go for that reference.

How the hell does one willingly cut off their own foot for something as petty as an unemployment extension? Not that hard to just go out and find a job I think, but then again, I don't really know how bad Austria's job market is as of now.

90 years old and she barely stopped driving? Please, world, no more of these people. We're going to have a serious increase in pedestrian injuries otherwise.

Graham, you should become a supervillain with that mask.

GamemasterAnthony:
I'm pretty sure the guy that cut off his foot was trying to get a flying car.

Wait...does this man live on Earth? He seems to be delusional, even compared to other insane people.

James is always the cop.

I was already rolling on the floor because of the Vin Diesel bit... and then the mask killed me. Whale dong, everybody!

And here I was thinking that patch symbolized you killed a polar bear -- the more you know.

I love it when my WTFIWWY crosses with my Feed Dump.

Nice one as always, though the Vin Diesel portion was a little... abrupt... this time.

DVS BSTrD:
I imagine that would be an awkward heeling process.

>.> Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

-Dragmire-:
Had to look it up...


Kind of cool but it looks like there's a lot of potential to hurt yourself.

I'll take 10 of those. Also, do they have a V For Vendetta style sheath to go with those?

The Gentleman:

-Dragmire-:
Had to look it up...


Kind of cool but it looks like there's a lot of potential to hurt yourself.

I'll take 10 of those. Also, do they have a V For Vendetta style sheath to go with those?

Before that they need a better name, Spring Assisted Brass Knuckle Folding Knife Switchblade is just too wordy.

-Dragmire-:

The Gentleman:

-Dragmire-:
Had to look it up...


Kind of cool but it looks like there's a lot of potential to hurt yourself.

I'll take 10 of those. Also, do they have a V For Vendetta style sheath to go with those?

Before that they need a better name, Spring Assisted Brass Knuckle Folding Knife Switchblade is just too wordy.

In fixed-blade form, this has been around for some time; in World War I the M1918 trench knife was issued to many U.S. troops.

That mask... If Guy Faux was a luchador...

-Dragmire-:
Had to look it up...


Kind of cool but it looks like there's a lot of potential to hurt yourself.

Can you believe this, that is not legal in Kansas.

I can buy any manor of high-powered semi-auto rifles and high-yield explosives (I have permits, [/maniacal laughter]). But brass knuckles are illegal.

I swear, madness sometimes.

i've always had my suspicions that Paul was a polar bear <.<

...no that's not true ._.

I want to see a video of Graham skiing with that... hat.

Lol, Canada. Door to door to sell drugs...

Half switchblade, half brass knuckles? I want to see a picture.

And now I need to find my uniform to tell you the details... :/

At the end Graham looks like Daredevil's half Jamaican/ half Mexican cousin.

Redlin5:
Lol, Canada. Door to door to sell drugs...

Half switchblade, half brass knuckles? I want to see a picture.

And now I need to find my uniform to tell you the details... :/

Well, when the door to door vacuum salesman found themselves out of work some decided to adapt in order to survive.

The other, more boring people, became mail people and Jehovah's Witnesses.

I had a pic of the knuckle-blade thing near the top of the page in case you missed it.

GamemasterAnthony:
Also...if that one video I saw on YouTube (which I cannot find for some reason...help me, guys) was correct, I'm pretty sure the guy that cut off his foot was trying to get a flying car.

Found it!


OT: That Mask looks like something out of a wrestler's acid trip. @ _ @

That hat looked a lot like Anonymous!
On a related note; yay for the SNES bazooka zapper thing cameo!!! :D

Okay, three points;

1. Scary guy is actually awesome as hell. He came and did an assembly at my secondary school about 5 years ago, and yeah at first we thought the teachers had finally lost patience and were going to have us all killed, but he is a really cool guy. His challenge whenever he goes to a school or gives a presentation, is to, for one week, not call anyone by a name that is not there own, and do not say a mean-spirited or derisive thing about another human on the planet. He's been going for 11 years.

2. I think the weapon that the cops were referring to is called a "Trench spike". It was invented in World War One for close quarter trench fighting, hence the name. I don't know how to add pictures, so here is a link;
http://www.knife-depot.com/images/product/c4/304918.jpg
Designs vary, but this is a pretty good standard model.

3. Love the mask.

I had imagined the knuckleblade to look more like a wolverine-style contraption. It seems more logical to me that way.

Scouts of Canada? Hahaha...So silly. Did the article say anything about how many people bought before he was caught?

Ok Graham I want that hat so I can screw with the church people who protests the clubs downtown

Edit:Also were the hell is Ron Dewings? I love that fucker.

the Scary Guy has got to be pushing 50 or more. He spoke at my high school and that was 15 years ago. All I remember was how he looked, his name, and that he mostly talked about people assuming things about him based on the tats.

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UNHchabo:

-Dragmire-:

The Gentleman:

I'll take 10 of those. Also, do they have a V For Vendetta style sheath to go with those?

Before that they need a better name, Spring Assisted Brass Knuckle Folding Knife Switchblade is just too wordy.

In fixed-blade form, this has been around for some time; in World War I the M1918 trench knife was issued to many U.S. troops.

Interesting, I like how the M1917 Trench Knife is called the Knuckle Duster.

I don't think the M1918 had a special name of it's own, though to be honest, I didn't look very far into it.

The Grim Ace:
And here I was thinking that patch symbolized you killed a polar bear -- the more you know.

Why would he get a patch for every day life here in Canada?

Question 1: Whose scouting uniform is that?
Question 2: Did Graham get that ski mask from the King of All Cosmos?

Huh, personally I'd have thought that mask would impair your vision too much to actually wear skiing.

And that brass-knuckles/switchblade thing.. I'm assuming the blade is concealed either within the inner grip or the outer striking surface?

I want to see a picture of that half-switchblade, half-brass knuckles weapon. I want to know how it exists.

Also, Graham, thank you for providing my next Halloween costume.

You haven't lived in a dicey neighborhood until you've been woken up at 2 AM by someone - probably on drugs - offering blowjobs door-to-door. For $20. Dunno about you but even if I had no girlfriend and lost both my hands at the elbow I STILL wouldn't stick it anywhere that was available for $20.

The mask, with its white facial hair and expression of ill intent made me think of George Lucas. I think there's something wrong with me.

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