Unskippable: Assassin's Creed: Revelations - Part One

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Well, I guess I would be quite sarcastic if I was trapped in a computer. Being sarcastic is all I do in a computer these days.

When 16 said "basic physics..." I couldn't help but think, "They must be REALLY basic if they don't include gravity..."

I think G&P really missed their chance there.

Off topic: Captcha: Not a captcha? Describe Wallmart with any word? Huh? What's wallmart? I'm not American, stupid captcha...

So what are those monoliths supposed to represent in a basic test program anyway... they can't be generic physics objects since gravity doesn't seem to affect some of them properly.

Nah, everything in that place is just the result of the programmers experimenting with the engine.

I kind of want to play some of the Assassin's Creed games, but I don't want to play the first one because of bad things I've heard about the gameplay, and I don't like starting stories in the middle, so I've never been willing to start with any of the later ones.

...Does anyone else but me get a migraine when they try to explain the backstory of Assassin's Creed?

Also, is it just me, or have there been a lot of multiparters recently?

If you were stuck in a computer, we bet you'd be pretty sarcastic too.

Well I would be after I run out of porn...wait, what do you mean the Animus doesn't have an internet connection? OH DAMN IT!!

The Gentleman:

Mstrswrd:

The Gentleman:

To be fair, Desmond and Lucy never quite got to the relationship stage before she got killed.

It's not entirely clear she's dead. You have a good ten minutes to bleed out from the abdomen (baring an artery nick) before you dies from blood loss.

Plus, she was definitely the default romantic interest of the game. Development means nothing in this world...

Oh, she was the romantic interest, for sure, but like actual people, they never actually became a couple because, you now, Desmond didn't spend all that much time with her. He was in the Animus, afterall.

Also, though this is a minor spoiler, in AC:R, you can hear Sean and the others talking about Lucy's funeral. They personally buried her, so I do hope she's actually dead. And that Ubisoft doesn't ass-pull her back to life.

Right now it is safe to asume that she is actually dead, though, which is kind of cool only because they actually had the balls to kill off the love interest before she was a real love interest.

If the Templar are "cold and calculating autocrats," then how can they be simultaneously "drunk with power"? Being drunk is pretty much the exact opposite of being cold and calculating.

Aardvaarkman:
If the Templar are "cold and calculating autocrats," then how can they be simultaneously "drunk with power"? Being drunk is pretty much the exact opposite of being cold and calculating.

Hush, you're not supposed to use logic. Just go to the next checkpoint like a good little boy/girl/other.

does subject 16 look like Alan Tudyk, or is that me?, great episode of Unskippable

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