Feed Dump: Your Very Own Prom

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castlewise:
Man, Kate was on fire. (In the comedic sense, not the burning sense.)

Well, there was also the burning. That's why they threw her her own prom.

Thank you for throwing me my own Feed Dump!

By far the best Kate episode. She is really growing as a comedian.

Lykosia:

scw55:
I didn't quite understand the story of the girl, being Welsh and all.
Did she pretend to have cancer so she could have her own prom?
Or raise money because she did have cancer for her treatment, but spent it all on her own prom instead?

She pretended to have a cancer and asked donations from people.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/texas-prom-queen-arrested-allegedly-faking-cancer-raising-155641926.html

Oh man, that article is golden, it's cases like this that make me feel bad for defense lawyers. Sheldon Myers knows this is a lost cause but his job still forces him to try his best.

C... can we throw Kate her own prom? Will she keep smiling if we do?

KATE STARK. KEEP SMILING. WE WILL THROW YOU A PROM THAT WILL NEVER END. o_o

When they said "We're far better than any cartoons", did Friendship is Magic instantly go through anyone elses head?

pwnzerstick:
When they said "We're far better than any cartoons", did Friendship is Magic instantly go through anyone elses head?

Thank God, no. :)

scw55:
I didn't quite understand the story of the girl, being Welsh and all.
Did she pretend to have cancer so she could have her own prom?
Or raise money because she did have cancer for her treatment, but spent it all on her own prom instead?

She pretended to have cancer, raised $17,000 to pay the fake medical bills, and talked her school into hosting an additional prom specifically for her.

In all, she was a selfish cunt and really needs a reality check and/or slap upside the head.

castlewise:
Man, Kate was on fire. (In the comedic sense, not the burning sense.)

Oh no, she was on fire. We should throw her her own prom.

If awesome movies and tv shows have taught me anything about prom, then Kate is clearly supposed to get covered in pig's blood and go all psychokinetic on everybody's asses whereas Graham is supposed to make out with his own hand.

castlewise:
Man, Kate was on fire. (In the comedic sense, not the burning sense.)

The poor girl's a burn victim now. I think we should throw her a prom.

EDIT: dangit, someone beat me to the joke :(

Kate needs to make diadems a regular part of her daily wardrobe; they look really, really good on her.

And I'm sure Graham will be the prettiest prom queen there ever was. =P

Graham has shitting dick nipples and upward thrust

Dimitriov:

I leave you with this...

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HOW DARE YOU!!!

FINE, yes pepsi have some fckd up marketing team.
Hopefully at this point they are all sacrificed to elder gods or at least fired (from a cannon preferably).
Also most probably other regions have slightly different taste of colas
So maybe in US I would find cc better than pepsi, who knows

captcha : tastes good

oh, yes it does :)

Of course, opinions may differ, and many might say otherwise, but I firmly believe that both Pepsi and Coke taste better than hydrochloric acid. Then again, I might be just a victim of marketing.

Another great episode guys. Though of course, I would be negligent if I didn't say how awesome Kate is.

blackrave:

P.P.S. Let me explain- pepsi have this bitter nuance that cc lacks. So that makes pepsi more manly than cc

A quick Google search will tell you that a can of Pepsi has more sugar than a can of Coke.

Coke = 39g of sugar.

Pepsi = 42g of sugar.

Though from my personal experience, Coke feels like a thicker drink, Pepsi feels thinner to me.

But it doesn't really matter to me now, I drink diet. I also now only get store brand because most of the time it is a whole dollar cheaper or more. Looking at the display: Do I get a 2-liter of Pepsi at $1.99 or do I get one of Coke at the same price. Heck no, I'm going to grab two 2-liters of the store brand cola for 89 cents a piece, and end up paying around 20 cents less. Yeah, it tastes a little different, but not enough to warrant not getting 2 for less than the price of one.

always great seeing kate on feed dump, it was hilarious

I absolutely love Kate, and I couldn't agree with her more.

Screw Pepsi! Coke forever!

Dimitriov:

Alahmnat:

blackrave:
P.P.S. Let me explain- pepsi have this bitter nuance that cc lacks. So that makes pepsi more manly than cc

It's funny, because Pepsi is in fact sickeningly sweet and over-sugared compared to Coke.

Come at me, bro.

[edit] No, I'm not really interested in having a forum war over which is better, I just legitimately found your comment entertaining because of how much common wisdom it flies in the face of ;).

I gotta say that Pepsi does in fact taste A LOT sweeter than Coke. I don't what that guy is talking about. I think he may be confused about brands...

LavaLampBamboo:
Kate Stark on Feed Dump = ALL COMMENTS ABOUT KATE.

But seriously guys, very funny.

Doesn't that Coke story kinda relate to the Pepsi story we had a few months ago where if you consumed a hundred cans a day you would get cancer?

The story involving a hundred cans a day was about Coke as well. Both companies had to change the formula for California. So yeah, I like to assume she was going for it!

blackrave:
Kate, stop being so obviously jealous
I KNOW that you would like to have personal prom too.
Who wouldn't...

P.S. And pepsi is the drink of the real men (so that might explain why you prefer cc)

I leave you with this...

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LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!! *sniff* :'(

MowDownJoe:
Matt wasn't quite as punny as I was expecting.

Matt in the embodiement of funny. Dry, dry humor. Don't make him raise an eyebrow.

MowDownJoe:
All I heard was "seafood turf war".

Ah yes...the age old "Surf & Turf" conflict. It comes with soup, dessert and exoskeletal carnage.

Be honest. you just wanted to keep wearing that crown.

gotta love having Kate around :D

and yes Pepsi does indeed suck

Clankenbeard:

MowDownJoe:
Matt wasn't quite as punny as I was expecting.

Matt in the embodiement of funny. Dry, dry humor. Don't make him raise an eyebrow.

MowDownJoe:
All I heard was "seafood turf war".

Ah yes...the age old "Surf & Turf" conflict. It comes with soup, dessert and exoskeletal carnage.

I didn't say "funny". I said "punny". As in, when I see Matt on Feed Dump, I expect him to spout pun after groan-inducing pun. Because that's what he's done in the past.

Kate's personal prom was my favorite gag from this episode, that, and the mugging lobster. XD

I never expected that the Saudi man who kept his son in jail for 15 years story to make to it to the show, if I'm not mistaken, the reason why the father asked the judge to keep his son in jail for a longer sentence is because the son have insulted his step mother, the father took this as a personal insult and a sign of rebellious behavior against his obedience , so he asked the judge to prolong the sentence until his son apologize for going against him like that.

and on behalf of every Saudi, I apologize for this man's backward and dickish behavior.

seriously, what do you expect from a country that doesn't have a written constitution?

I'm going to assuming some of Graham's symptoms include Liver Diddling, Shitting Dick Nipples, Shrieking Explosive Diarrhoea and Congolese Dancing Colon.

In fact, I'm offended by how ill you are Graham. Let's throw you a prom :D

LRR should seriously make an "A Prom for Kate" video.

JehuBot:
and on behalf of every Saudi, I apologize for this man's backward and dickish behavior.

seriously, what do you expect from a country that doesn't have a written constitution?

Apology accepted. By the way, if it is not a written constitution that you have, what kind of constitution have you?

Don Reba:
LRR should seriously make an "A Prom for Kate" video.

JehuBot:
and on behalf of every Saudi, I apologize for this man's backward and dickish behavior.

seriously, what do you expect from a country that doesn't have a written constitution?

Apology accepted. By the way, if it is not a written constitution that you have, what kind of constitution have you?

From Wikipedia: "The Quran and the Sunnah (the traditions of Muhammad) are declared to be the country's constitution, but no written modern constitution has ever been written for Saudi Arabia".

If you're interested, I really recommend reading more about the country by checking it's Wikipedia entry.

Zachary Amaranth:
I lost it when the lobster popped up.

it was a crab arm not a lobster

ForgottenPr0digy:

Zachary Amaranth:
I lost it when the lobster popped up.

it was a crab arm not a lobster

That information could save your life one day.

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