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Wise Counsel

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Or you could move to San Paulo and grow a beer gut.
You're already half way there!

Now THAT was a great ending.

Learn, Bioware. LEARN.

Darn, they broke Shepard.

Or maybe you could send her some cupcakes anonymously that contain a little "Post-Ending DLC" of your own *wink*

I'm commander Shepard and it doesn't matter what my favorite store on the citadel is...

Rofl. This was absolutely amazing. Shepard was so... ahh, perfect.

Leisure Suit Larry cracked me up.

Ouch. It's funny because it hurts so very, very much...

I'm with Kirby. Sent her into the gaping void known as Kirbys Bowels.

Or set Leisure Suit Larry on her, that'll scar ANYONE for life.

TheCaptain:
Darn, they broke Shepard.

Well, considering he's either dead or indoctrinated...>.>

I love how Kratos is all happy and cheerful as he enthusiastically encourages her to KILL EVERYONE. 0.0

poor shepard

for second I was expecting the usual

"killing her will solve nothing"

"if thats what needs to be done, then mabye"

"KILL THE BITCH!!!!"

but that....made so much sense

Looks like people are still upset over the ME3 ending. Thought that had passed over finally. Guess not. It was funny up until that point for me.

Wow, I didn't expect that. I just got Mass Effect 3's ending spoiled to me.
Well, F*** you Critical Miss.

I think the punch line would work better if it had been a more vague, "It makes no real difference in the end". This feels like its explaining the joke too much. When Mass Effect 3 is on the front page of gaming news for an entire goddamn month, you can afford to keep the allusions subtle.

Mr.Pandah:
Looks like people are still upset over the ME3 ending. Thought that had passed over finally. Guess not. It was funny up until that point for me.

Well then I sincerely hope that at some point in your future you learn to lighten up. It's over and done with, now we're at the stage where we can all have a laugh about it.

larry has the right answer.

do it for world peace

How about we just kill Larry and have Kirby eat his corpse? Everybody wins... well... except Shepard, but there's not enough Prozac in the universe to make him feel better.

In the immortal words of Sheldon....

"Bazinga."

FYI, we totally need some Critical Miss merch.

Kratos sure looks upbeat when he suggests that Erin should kill everybody.

Poor Shepard, Someone give Shepard a hug!

I agree with Larry.

I got a good laugh when kirby showed up :)

Nice.

Its funny because its true. And because its funny.

Oh Larry, that's your answer for everything!

David Bjur:
Wow, I didn't expect that. I just got Mass Effect 3's ending spoiled to me.
Well, F*** you Critical Miss.

Good joke. (I wonder if I will get a warning for low content.)

Shepard needs the biggest hug in the galaxy right about now.

David Bjur:
Wow, I didn't expect that. I just got Mass Effect 3's ending spoiled to me.
Well, F*** you Critical Miss.

You managed to go this long without having the ending to ME3 spoiled for you?

Where was your internet connection these last 2 months?

Mr.Pandah:
Looks like people are still upset over the ME3 ending. Thought that had passed over finally. Guess not. It was funny up until that point for me.

I'm pretty sure we've reached the point that we can laugh about it now. Lighten up, bro.

maninahat:
I think the punch line would work better if it had been a more vague, "It makes no real difference in the end". This feels like its explaining the joke too much. When Mass Effect 3 is on the front page of gaming news for an entire goddamn month, you can afford to keep the allusions subtle.

I got to agree with you, here. The punchline was faaaar to specific. Something like "Hit her. Or don't. Nothing matters to me anymore." would have been a lot funnier.

"EAT her" ~Leisure suit Larry

Ha! I hope people got that one :P. Now if you'll excuse me I'll be in my bunk.

Larry's alluding pretty heavily to a more XXX-rated form of eating...
Seems legit.

Well now I know more about ME3, funny though.

Larry's advice is the best advice, because this

Well, im chill'in with my Sunbro Solaire over here, and he says "Make Her Glossily Incandescent."

I think hes siding with the "Eat Her" option.

Dat Emo Sheploo...

I rarely say this, but I think Larry's option is the best... by far.

Best one in a while, only webcomic this week to actually get me to laugh out loud, bravo.

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