Erin Stout, Seductress

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Erin Stout, Seductress

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Wa wa wa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sad face for shitfaced

She needs a hug. :(

captcha: finger lickin good

hahaha...I love the second emphasis, just in case it wasnt clear

Even I'm more subtle than this!

Is... is that... a vertical ellipsis?

Blasphemy!

Goddamnit, I was promised gags and I got this shitty storyline. What an awful webcomic, promising things and not sticking to them.

I want my money back. I'm boycotting Critical Miss. And why do I have to be always online to read this, huh? IT'S NOT EVEN MULTIPLAYER

I haven't really liked Erin's character in these past few strips. I mean how long has she known this guy? A few minutes? I can't see it being any longer than a few hours, and she wants to do this guy. Classy. I would have the same reaction to her as this random guy did if I was in the same situation. Although I wouldn't have done a lot of the other things he did, so I wouldn't be in that situation in the first place any way.

But I really like the attempt to build a longer deeper narrative with Erin's character and problems instead of just using them as a punch line. I'm interested to see where this goes.

"Hello. I'm crazy. Not like, 'Your Mom is car-AZY,' but, 'We the jury find the defendant.'

Wanna bang?"

But, as everyone who's ever visited Reddit knows, you don't stick your dick in crazy.

Every geek and nerd who reads this, say it with me:

If he's not going, can I be invited? Please? PLEASE?! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE?!

Because, y'know, we're stereotypically desperate and all.

In other news, the captcha is now quizzing me for which brand owns the mentioned product. I'm answering "none of these choices" because none of those choices should even be there.

*ahem* The hopper can kiss my ass.

Scrustle:
I haven't really liked Erin's character in these past few strips. I mean how long has she known this guy? A few minutes? I can't see it being any longer than a few hours, and she wants to do this guy.

She is drunk, remember. Shes been under a bucket load of stress lately, she has constant visions of video game characters and has got drunk (a process which will have made her feel more depressed). Suddenly, this good looking guy comes along, battles through her initial cold attitude to still show interest in her... I'd say her reaction is pretty much spot on for her character.

I say my good fellows. [stroking his magnificent Victorian mustache] I splendubiously believe that this fine scruffy lad is simply respecting this intoxicated lady's unhealthy state and wishes to only join the celebration being held in her loins when she is of a healthier mindset.
Bully.

EDIT: But I'd have tapped dat!

That guy seems cool though :)

Azuaron:
"Hello. I'm crazy. Not like, 'Your Mom is car-AZY,' but, 'We the jury find the defendant.'

Wanna bang?"

But, as everyone who's ever visited Reddit knows, you don't stick your dick in crazy.

You, sir/ma'am/whatever, obviously has fantastic taste when it comes to comedians.

OT: The only question right now is just how pissed Erin will be. For the night, that is. They'll probably end up together at a later date.

poiumty:
Goddamnit, I was promised gags and I got this shitty storyline. What an awful webcomic, promising things and not sticking to them.

I want my money back. I'm boycotting Critical Miss. And why do I have to be always online to read this, huh? IT'S NOT EVEN MULTIPLAYER

I see what you did there, anyway I respect this guy, he isn't taking advantage of an obviously drunk, depressed and slightly crazy woman. But I really hope this go's somewhere interesting soon, this whole thing is being dragged out a bit too long.

She never says when the party is, what music will be playing, open bar or not. Come on Erin you gotta give the detail! Also why just invite one part of him? I'm sure his head would like to come too, he'll need legs to walk on as well.

She may be a seductress but a party planner she is not.

"I'm interested in sex with you" is pretty much as clear as it's going to get. Why would she "try" to clarify it with "there's a party and your penis is invited"? I mean, of all the seriously stupid things to say... XD

Well, I'd say yes, shes a gamer girl.

I mean yeah shes coming on like a cheap tart in a shit Southport nightclub, but..........gamer girl!

poiumty:
Goddamnit, I was promised gags and I got this shitty storyline. What an awful webcomic, promising things and not sticking to them.

I want my money back. I'm boycotting Critical Miss. And why do I have to be always online to read this, huh? IT'S NOT EVEN MULTIPLAYER

To be fair, the Diablo 3 complaints are legit.

Fasckira:

Scrustle:
I haven't really liked Erin's character in these past few strips. I mean how long has she known this guy? A few minutes? I can't see it being any longer than a few hours, and she wants to do this guy.

She is drunk, remember. Shes been under a bucket load of stress lately, she has constant visions of video game characters and has got drunk (a process which will have made her feel more depressed). Suddenly, this good looking guy comes along, battles through her initial cold attitude to still show interest in her... I'd say her reaction is pretty much spot on for her character.

With what you've said put into account, I would be following up the 'no' with giving her my number/e-mail and telling her too, when she sobers up, talk too me further about whats been going on. I may not be a psychologist, but I can still see she needs a shoulder too cry on.

DANG IT MAN! Give the girls a rest, she needs at least SOMETHING... but yeah as many before said the guy is cool IF it's aboot not takin advantage of the situation so good job, but I REALLY hope this won't have a dead end... not arguing just hoping. :3

It's kinda weird how this comic seems to have suddenly gone all drama strip on us.

Erin Erin Erin.... you made the cardinal mistake. You picked a nice guy. An easy error, but a major one. Next time find the guy who's steaming drunk and staring at the barmaid's cleavage. Much safer bet.

Wouldn't life be so much easier if we could always be this direct? Erin could be the leader of the unsubtle female revolution. I'm with her all the way. Being classy is so tiring.

Oh...this is what I'm doing wrong. Thanks Critical Miss!

he's gotta be a figment of her imagination he's turning down sex!

Yeah, that'd scare me off too.

I think we can all learn a thing or two from Erin here.

Oh...this is what I'm doing wrong. Thanks Critical Miss!

Hes turning it down because he is afraid of a rape accusation because she is drunk and does not know what she is doing.

chstens:

poiumty:
Goddamnit, I was promised gags and I got this shitty storyline. What an awful webcomic, promising things and not sticking to them.

I want my money back. I'm boycotting Critical Miss. And why do I have to be always online to read this, huh? IT'S NOT EVEN MULTIPLAYER

To be fair, the Diablo 3 complaints are legit.

Oh god, please don't start that discussion again. Not on this thread. This thread has done nothing to deserve that sort of abuse.

rolfwesselius:

Oh...this is what I'm doing wrong. Thanks Critical Miss!

Hes turning it down because he is afraid of a rape accusation because she is drunk and does not know what she is doing.

Or maybe because obviously drunk and suspiciously unsubtle women aren't a turn on for everyone. ;)

personally I'm a big fan of hopefully seeing erin dating someone :)

rolfwesselius:

TechTim:
Oh...this is what I'm doing wrong. Thanks Critical Miss!

Hes turning it down because he is afraid of a rape accusation because she is drunk and does not know what she is doing.

Yes because being assaulted while you are practically unconscious is exactly the same as being a bit merry and propositioning a guy...

I get very ...excitable after I have drank wine which is why this strip resonates with me lol.

MetalMagpie:

Or maybe because obviously drunk and suspiciously unsubtle women aren't a turn on for everyone. ;)

Mrs Stout, are you trying to seduce me?

Moonlight Butterfly:

rolfwesselius:

TechTim:
Oh...this is what I'm doing wrong. Thanks Critical Miss!

Hes turning it down because he is afraid of a rape accusation because she is drunk and does not know what she is doing.

Yes because being assaulted while you are practically unconscious is exactly the same as being a bit merry and propositioning a guy...

I get very ...excitable after I have drank wine which is why this strip resonates with me lol.

MetalMagpie:

Or maybe because obviously drunk and suspiciously unsubtle women aren't a turn on for everyone. ;)

Well according to many laws you cant consent while drunk and any sex without consent is rape.
So yeah......

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