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And in a single webcomic, all the problems with my lovelife (Or rather, lack thereof) are made clear. Farewell internet!! Oh tormentor of mine, assuaging my anger at a lack of a love life whilst conspiring to ensure I would never have one!! More on subject, if I were lucky enough to be the guy sitting opposite Erin, I'd just make sure she got home safe, slept off the tipsyness, and leave my number/facebook address on the side. | |
Smart play from the blondie. I get the feeling the makers are reading the comments and not making it so... easy to pick where this is going. | |
Ok after being on Diablo 3 Forums for a bit just now, this made me laugh out loud. | |
I'm kinda hoping this storyline would end sooner than later. And by sooner, I mean now. The writers may be great when it comes to game references and random insanity, but the past few strips have been painfully bad and meandering in a first year art school kind of way. And I say that will the love I can muster for the strip. Which is plenty. | |
Brick, are you trying to say that there's a party in your pants and I'm invited? | |
I don't like this at all... They've made Erin all... Ew. | |
Hey, it isn't stooping to a miscarriage storyline. We're still in good waters. | |
Personally I'm glad the guy turned her down, she's clearly in a bad place right now and it shows he's a pretty decent guy. If he gave her his number and told her to call if she still wanted to while sober, I'd be happy. That said, I'm toying with a theory that he's hallucination. She tried to rub his leg and could only find her own (yes, I'm well aware she's drunk) and have we actually seen the two touch? Erin sat there wishing for someone non judgemental to talk to and make her feel better about herself, and along comes this guy who's interested in her and didn't run screaming for the hills when she told him about her "condition". | |
doesn't really make the post any less funny. OT: she sucks at this worse then me :3 | |
And my friend things requesting cunnilingus is subtle! Also, you have no idea how afraid I was to click the comic titled "Erin Stout: Seductress". | |
no. it was UPSIDE DOWN! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OT: Smooth, just like a shot of cheap vodka. But what I think Erin doesn't realize is most parties involve more than two people. #implications | |
I know i know, Im not meaning to be sexist but if a woman wants to she can ruin someone's entire life with a single call to the police. | |
Smart man. He gets major props for thinking with his brain :P | |
Personally, I would have gone with the line "Wanna fuck?". Far more blunt and far less embarrassing for Erin to try and explain it. Can't wait to see where this goes next though. | |
I feel like someone was watching Archer while writing this, because Erin sounds just like Pam right now haha. | |
"Finding a take on a female character is always hard, because I never want to find myself writing a man with tits, you know?" -Warren Ellis | |
Well you could start the revolution yourself! It'd save you from being pissed at all the idiots like me who miss the subtle signs. | |
what if he turned her down... because he's a video game character! Honestly I don't know why he turned Erin down, I guess I'll have to tune in next week for the exciting conclusion (continuation?). it couldn't have been Erin's charm, she has that in spades! | |
Yes...but she's unbelievably drunk, desperate for companionship, and Tris(tan) is A) quite attractive and B) not calling the police after the long talk about how voices in her head tell her to kill everyone who causes problems for her. | |
Hey, do you want to buy a t-shirt? | |
Same piercings! SOUL MATES FOR LIFE. But first they need a bonding montage to establish it. | |
Sorry, if this happened to me (through the power of space magic no less) I would be just as drunk as her and would totally take her up on her offer. Prudish white-knightism be damned, sometimes people have termporary needs, it shouldn't reflect negatively on them. I thought her pick up lines were pretty funny. | |
I have to admit... I never understand this comic. I never 'get' the joke, unless it's that I clicked the link... | |
Funny enough I had similar situation. And this whole situation sucks. | |
Man, I never get invited to vagina parties. Well screw them, i'll go have my own party, with black jack, and hookers. In fact, forget the party and black jack. | |
.. Huh, didn't see that coming. I really could of sworn this guy was only interested in Erin just for the sex. Once she actually offers herself, he declines. I was actually surprised to see that because .. well, I had a bad feeling since he showed up while Erin was drunk. Wonder if he's the nice type, the good by heart type of guy like me who's only interested in bonding and dating girls we pick up on. Also even if he isn't that type, I must say what Erin is saying is sort of a 'turn off' cause .. lol drunk pick up lines do not suit everyone XD makes the moment awkward. | |
Christopher Titus Norman Rockwell is Bleeding quote for the win.
Sometimes I believe that the capatcha knows what it is you're replying to/saying and chooses an appropriate thing for you to type in.
I lol'd so much at this. | |
I can't decide whether that dude is a total loser or a boy scout. But then just to be safe, we wouldn't actually have sex rather lots of foreplay | |
NO TRISTAN, YOU FOOL! | |
Poor Erin. That's a hard shutdown to take. Hopefully he wants more than that, but either way, still hard to take.
But it's so much more fun! It's like surfing--you need to learn how to ride before you'll ever have fun. Also, Titus quote for bonus points. | |
i hate to admit it but I'd say no as well i'm crazy so that's not a problem i just don't do drunk women just in case you know laws and what not | |
Oh Canape, you silly Brony. She's not married, therefore she's a Miss or Ms, not a Mrs. :P Keep up the good work Mr Carter, haven't seen a duff strip by you yet. | |
I have to agree with all the people that want this storyline to end. It's starting to get a little bit painful, now, and not just because it isn't funny; I don't really find anything compelling about this situation that makes me want to read more. If I wanted relationship angst I'd go read Questionable Content. I'm also a little bit disappointed by Erin's conduct in a potentially romantic situation. The "nervous, socially awkward gamer" is so overplayed with either gender that it's incredibly uninteresting. I would've enjoyed seeing a more confident approach to the situation. | |
Bully indeed, sir! Give the lady time to sober up and make a more responsible decision. And come up with better jokes, because the humor's been a bit off these last few strips. | |
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And I'm sure all women are lying in wait to call rape on men. Because that's the type of thing we do right?!
It may surprise you but drunken one night stands are pretty common without the police getting involved ;)