Unskippable: White Knight Chronicles II, Part 1

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White Knight Chronicles II, Part 1

The most confusing kingdom in RPG history continues to make less sense than before.

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I'm confused what do the Buck people have do with this? And why do I get the feeling they would look great over my fireplace?

That bit with the knight looked like as he was asleep was nicely timed in place.

EDIT- Wait a minute, you're using that mech from RF Online for the video image frontpage!

The guy at the end of the video, I didn't know Zevran had a one eyed cousin.

White Night Chronicles 2: White Night Rises
"When Faria is in ashes then you have my permission to die."

Is it just me or did someone give these elves(Or whatever...) dwarven(Or whatever is the equal in this game...) voice actors? O.o

I wonder if this game is at all related to Faria:A World of Mystery and Danger for the NES.

Did anyone notice that that last "knight" appeared to be wearing corporate casual underneath his armor?

"Message for you sir."

If an arrow was used to deliver a letter, I think a spear would be used to deliver one of those shitty gift baskets relatives send at Christmas. The ones with the heavily processed cheese, the meat sticks that are at least 60% fat, and those really dry crackers.

No, wait, a spear wouldn't be used to deliver those gift baskets. It'd be preferable.

Isn't the character in the video thumbnail the character from Rising Force Online?

"Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom!" made me laugh.

"Meanwhile, at the... wait, maybe this is the Legion of Doom! Where were we before?" made me laugh far more.

"Dogma Age" seems like a poor choice of words, really, even if this game did come out before Dragon's Dogma.

The accent is soo strong when the guy says "General" it sounds very much like he is saying "Genital".

It's been a while since one of these got my coworkers looking over my shoulder to see what I was laughing at. Well done guys.

vxicepickxv:
I wonder if this game is at all related to Faria:A World of Mystery and Danger for the NES.

Wow, I wasn't the only person who thought of that! (You mean other people actually played that?)

Highlights of this good episode are all in the first couple of minutes.

"Pass the archduchy to the left hand side"

"Message for you, sir" (excellent accent too :)

"Dear Mythbusters..."

"Free Willy!"

Those all made me laugh.

Seems both those guys hired the same architect.

Tamrin:
The accent is soo strong when the guy says "General" it sounds very much like he is saying "Genital".

So I wasn't the only one who thought he said "Genital." Whew...

"Dear Mythbusters...."

An arch ducky would be so much better.

"Ban Lorias. The Western Ward has been lost."

My thought was, "did you check in the sofa cushions?"

Is it me, or did it sound like he was saying "genital" instead of "general?"

Graham_LRR:
White Knight Chronicles II, Part 1

The most confusing kingdom in RPG history continues to make less sense than before.

Watch Video

Why are you using an image from Rising Force Online for the image of this video? Colour me confused sir.

Oh hey, it's silly armour time again, it's been a while...

Scarim Coral:
That bit with the knight looked like as he was asleep was nicely timed in place.

EDIT- Wait a minute, you're using that mech from RF Online for the video image frontpage!

I noticed that too.

Piece of **** MMO, but I miss the hell out of it sometimes :(

Allthingsspectacular:

Scarim Coral:
That bit with the knight looked like as he was asleep was nicely timed in place.

EDIT- Wait a minute, you're using that mech from RF Online for the video image frontpage!

I noticed that too.

Piece of **** MMO, but I miss the hell out of it sometimes :(

Actually it is still online as a free to play game (hosted by the developer themselves).

Scarim Coral:

Allthingsspectacular:

Scarim Coral:
That bit with the knight looked like as he was asleep was nicely timed in place.

EDIT- Wait a minute, you're using that mech from RF Online for the video image frontpage!

I noticed that too.

Piece of **** MMO, but I miss the hell out of it sometimes :(

Actually it is still online as a free to play game (hosted by the developer themselves).

When I say that I miss the hell out of it, I really mean I miss what it used to be.

CCR truly is a clueless company that has no clue what they're doing. I did try the CCR hosted version and, surprise surprise, its design flaws got even worse. The community is completely different than what I left it, which was the primary reason for me playing it hours on end and it has many more glaring design flaws. All which their moves seem desperate to get players into the game. And it isn't working.

This is the second half of the white knight games

When you buy white knight chronicles 2 you get the first game for free all one one disc

Scarim Coral:
That bit with the knight looked like as he was asleep was nicely timed in place.

EDIT- Wait a minute, you're using that mech from RF Online for the video image frontpage!

i noticed that too to totaly throw me

MonkeyPunch:
Highlights of this good episode are all in the first couple of minutes.

"Pass the archduchy to the left hand side"

"Message for you, sir" (excellent accent too :)

"Dear Mythbusters..."

"Free Willy!"

Those all made me laugh.

Yeah, best lines of the video! Weird how both ominous looking towers & all the soldiers look alike, or is that just lazy design?

Did anyone else notice that the men who were likely the bad guys have what sound like Russian accents?
I don't know anything about this game, but I'm guessing that none of this has to do with ... um... reality. Or at minimum, 20th century Russia/USSR.

This Unskippable is officially excellent.

Bujiraso:
Did anyone else notice that the men who were likely the bad guys have what sound like Russian accents?
I don't know anything about this game, but I'm guessing that none of this has to do with ... um... reality. Or at minimum, 20th century Russia/USSR.

They had what sounds like when movies try for a generic East-European accent. Thanks to decades of Cold-War propaganda, it's an easy way to make someone sound evil. A more modern approach would have been to give them middle-eastern accents.

So just to clarify this the first part of the second game, right?

Allthingsspectacular:
When I say that I miss the hell out of it, I really mean I miss what it used to be.

CCR truly is a clueless company that has no clue what they're doing. I did try the CCR hosted version and, surprise surprise, its design flaws got even worse. The community is completely different than what I left it, which was the primary reason for me playing it hours on end and it has many more glaring design flaws. All which their moves seem desperate to get players into the game. And it isn't working.

It's a total shit fest, ever since the level elven updates came into the game. Retail used to be fun when there was only Elan, BM, Cartella and VC for high level pvp.
This elven crap is garb.

RE: The RF Online mech in the main page picture:

Not my department, but I've passed the info along.
Thanks!

It's so considerate of the game to be upfront with how uninspired it's going to be.

canadamus_prime:
Seems both those guys hired the same architect.

Tamrin:
The accent is soo strong when the guy says "General" it sounds very much like he is saying "Genital".

So I wasn't the only one who thought he said "Genital." Whew...

Thank the gods I wasn't the only one to hear that...

Great one this week, guys, and thankfully, someone's already pointed out some of my favourite moments:
(Why yes, I am lazy.)

MonkeyPunch:
Highlights of this good episode are all in the first couple of minutes.

"Pass the archduchy to the left hand side"

"Message for you, sir" (excellent accent too :)

"Dear Mythbusters..."

"Free Willy!"

Those all made me laugh.

(Every day with a Monty Python-reference is a slightly better day.)

Zyxzy:
It's so considerate of the game to be upfront with how uninspired it's going to be.

That's an understatement. The first game looked more promising than this, and it didn't look all that promising.

I don't know but I've been told,
We wear tights and knees of gold,
All up in our shirts of orange,
Heard that... Wait, uh...
*Entire column grinds to a confused halt.*

Xpheyel:
I don't know but I've been told,
We wear tights and knees of gold,
All up in our shirts of orange,
Heard that... Wait, uh...
*Entire column grinds to a confused halt.*

All up in our shirts of orange
We won't be stopped by a magic door hinge.

Which might sound ridiculous to a modern person, but in those times aristocrats commonly enchanted their doors to prevent break-in.

Lyri:

Allthingsspectacular:
When I say that I miss the hell out of it, I really mean I miss what it used to be.

CCR truly is a clueless company that has no clue what they're doing. I did try the CCR hosted version and, surprise surprise, its design flaws got even worse. The community is completely different than what I left it, which was the primary reason for me playing it hours on end and it has many more glaring design flaws. All which their moves seem desperate to get players into the game. And it isn't working.

It's a total shit fest, ever since the level elven updates came into the game. Retail used to be fun when there was only Elan, BM, Cartella and VC for high level pvp.
This elven crap is garb.

What was your name back then?

I was San and I came from Fire server and moved onto Novus when the servers merged. I was a fairly prominent part of the community. And by that I mean I was a running joke. :P

I might recognize you.

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