Unskippable: NeverDead

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NeverDead

Death. Not even once.

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Why did he lock the door that she just destroyed the knob and lock for? I mean, seriously, even if the mechanics were still intact, she would have broken the frame anyways...

so I'm guessing that knight was Bryc(sp?) but now he's just a dead beat hunter.

We all know purple is a fruit

and this was the 0th time i died

Wait, why was he wearing pistols in holsters on the back of his shoulders with the handles positioned so they'd be nearly impossible to grab? Shit like that really turns me away from some games.

I don't know, I would think being alive for all eternity would make me perma-grumpy.

You're always on my back one way or the another

I wonder if rape is part her vocabulary.

And that was the fifth time I didn't die.

I know Michelle Ruff's been in some crappy **** games and anime over the years, but I feel kind of sad she's in this. What the hell did I just watch?

McKay:
We all know purple is a fruit

I could have sworn that eggplant was a vegetable.

Ah another bad but stupidly fun game to add to my collection!

But or Butt Graham? Your puns are too deep for me.

scw55:
But or Butt Graham? Your puns are too deep for me.

Yeah, I thought that was perfectly timed too.

That guy really should have better positions to place his guns. Those shoulder-holsters looked absolutely terrible, even if you can detach your limbs at will.

I'm just still impressed with how many shits he fails to give about the bullet-hole in his forehead...

leviadragon99:
I'm just still impressed with how many shits he fails to give about the bullet-hole in his forehead...

trust me, I seen gameplay, a bullet to the head is like a mosquito bite to this guy. There are puzzles where you need to roll his detached head for crying out loud X3

The chick has such personality that I almost want to play it...

Why can't we play as the chick?

This game looks... Bad. Really... Bad.

And her outfit/attitude is... Dumb.

And Graham and Paul's commentary is... Funny.

I guess that's all we can ask for.

Guys, seriously.

I know that you have only ever done one lets play, but a lets play of this game, needs to be done.

The humor fits you guys so well already!

Wow could they make this bitch any more unlikeable? No wander yathzee still nags about it

XandNobody:
Guys, seriously.

I know that you have only ever done one lets play, but a lets play of this game, needs to be done.

The humor fits you guys so well already!

Oh how wrong you are, they've actually done a couple more over at http://loadingreadyrun.com.
Check them out there rather good.

XandNobody:
Guys, seriously.

I know that you have only ever done one lets play, but a lets play of this game, needs to be done.

The humor fits you guys so well already!

They've done more than one let's play.

http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/archive/gplp/date/desc/_

Parivir:

XandNobody:
Guys, seriously.

I know that you have only ever done one lets play, but a lets play of this game, needs to be done.

The humor fits you guys so well already!

Oh how wrong you are, they've actually done a couple more over at http://loadingreadyrun.com.
Check them out there rather good.

lotr rocks 0:

XandNobody:
Guys, seriously.

I know that you have only ever done one lets play, but a lets play of this game, needs to be done.

The humor fits you guys so well already!

They've done more than one let's play.

http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/archive/gplp/date/desc/_

Believe it or not, I don't follow the entirety of the internet. Was speaking to the let's play they did on here, the Escapist, the site I posted on. :-/

That was...well, not really long enough to be meandering...directionless and insubstantial? Thank goodness for you guys.

XandNobody:

Parivir:

XandNobody:
Guys, seriously.

I know that you have only ever done one lets play, but a lets play of this game, needs to be done.

The humor fits you guys so well already!

Oh how wrong you are, they've actually done a couple more over at http://loadingreadyrun.com.
Check them out there rather good.

lotr rocks 0:

XandNobody:
Guys, seriously.

I know that you have only ever done one lets play, but a lets play of this game, needs to be done.

The humor fits you guys so well already!

They've done more than one let's play.

http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/archive/gplp/date/desc/_

Believe it or not, I don't follow the entirety of the internet. Was speaking to the let's play they did on here, the Escapist, the site I posted on. :-/

Wasn't trying to be rude, just trying to point you to more of their stuff since you seemed interested.

lotr rocks 0:

XandNobody:

Parivir:

Oh how wrong you are, they've actually done a couple more over at http://loadingreadyrun.com.
Check them out there rather good.

lotr rocks 0:

They've done more than one let's play.

http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/archive/gplp/date/desc/_

Believe it or not, I don't follow the entirety of the internet. Was speaking to the let's play they did on here, the Escapist, the site I posted on. :-/

Wasn't trying to be rude, just trying to point you to more of their stuff since you seemed interested.

Wasn't trying to be rude myself really. So, yea.

Truce over awesome let's play idea? ^_^

This game had such potential :(

Aw, was hoping for a "That was the 12th time I... no, wait a minute..."

"But(t)!"

:D

Wait what is kefka doing here?

I wouldn't be able to take the game seriously because the idiot wears high heels into combat. I won't consider trying it purely for that reason.

yes

there is a few things she is dressed for *cough*

But seriously I liked her I thought she was ballsy.

Man, there were like 7 different shots of them just panning up or down her body. If the animators and developers just wanted to make polygonal porn why didn't they? Why would a bad-ass monster fighter have her tits hanging out and be running around in 5-inch heels?

So, apparently this game is a real thing. Which means that a development team spent time, effort and money creating it. Can somebody explain why they did that?

Huh. I was really expecting another "And that was the Xth time I died" in there somewhere.

Also, that writing was cringe-worthy. The game that is, not you guys. It was like watching aliens with no point of reference attempting to mimic the human concept of "bickering".

So... no one's going to comment on her butterfly knife submachine gun? Also, having never played the game before, I half expected the camera to zoom out from scene with Bryce and the Demon to reveal modern-Bryce playing a Dragon Quest game.

Also also: There needs to be more southern dandy main antagonists. Why can't we have Alduin from Skyrim turn out to be a robot piloted by Mr. Zorg from The Fifth Element? (with Chris Tucker channeling Ruby Rhod making a guest appearance as Ulfric Stormcloak)

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