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Wait, a modern shooter that actually depth to it's story? THAT ISN'T POSSIBLE! DX | |
I hereby recommend all hardcore hyper-realistic shooter fans go out right now and play this game in its entirety. The ones that resist will be clamped to their game-controllers with their head in a vice Clockwork Orange-style and the ones that get just a little to into it will be quietly led into the back and gassed with the meat being served to food pantries in the New York area alongside the 750 or so geese they euthanized because it interferes with the airport that wasn't there first. Because if a game makes people depressed, guilty, shameful and physically ill, it should be the target audience. Enjoy your video gaming equivalent of plastic truck nuts, you miserable misanthropic tea-baggers. | |
one-this review surprised me, now i want to buy the game thanks yahtzee. two- MUST BUY NEW FUCKING BOOK! | |
Well, there you go folks. You've got your nice introspective shooter about the horrors of war and blah blah blah. Now will you stop trying to make me feel guilty about enjoying halo please? | |
Now I almost feel kind of bad for looking over this with such mere disregard when Steam told me of it's arrival. I'm actually interested. In a war shooter, of all things. EDIT: YAHTZEE HAS A NEW BOOK!? | |
A NEW BOOK!!!! | |
British my ass! | |
Man maybe its a message .... or something that will make us figure out that shooting people is bad. I mean how many Russians have we killed and not felt sympathy. It might be a turn in the right direction | |
The game does have a good story. Too bad it's only a 6 hour long campaign, but it does have some replay value. I had a feeling he would like the game. It is based on Heard of Darkness after all.
It is definitely a turn in the right direction. I wish more games did something like that. We should be able to feel guilty when we kill a bunch of people. Another brilliant thing Spec Ops: The line did was letting you execute wounded enemies. It feel right because they are suffering, but it is also gruesome and hard to watch because even though they can't be saved they still want to live. | |
but then i remember i'm killing americans, so i stop giving a fuck | |
o.o o.0? 0.0!! he LIKED it o.o;; a modern set 'relistic shooter'? and he LIKED it o.0 guess i should probably give it a look then, since Yahtzee and i tend to hate modern FPSs with the amount of fervor
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I personally would like to congratulate Spec Ops: The Line for being one of the worse games I played ( more accurately tried to play) this year . first of all my gaming rig is by no means bad I play the witcher 2 on max settings (Ubersampling on) with a steady 40 -45 PFS . Spec Ops: The Line on the other hand ran at around 20 with all the setting turned down or off . but fine whatever I got it running on a laptop ( which is obviously much worse ) and it ran fine(ish) with an ok 24-27 FPS ..... fine whatever its not the first time I run into a game with shity optimization. So I start playing speck ops and the first thing I notice is the horrible mouse acceleration ..... and my god was it annoying. it doesn't make the game unplayable but I certainly makes shooting small objects very difficult and since the game tries to make itself more exciting by making ammo scarce you often find yourself in a situation where you have to reload because your team is too fucking stupid to get the last 3 or 4 guys on the map .(even after I told them to go do that ) Another thing I found was the weird disarray between the story and gameplay . the game does a good job showing the horrors of war and does everything it can to distance itself from the "America fuck yeah " attitude lots of recent game have been showing. but then It turns around and lets you shoot so many people you forget why you there in the first place . So fuck you Spec Ops: The Line . | |
"Brown shooter" has become synonymous with "Modern shooter that doesn't appeal to what I like". Hell, I've seen people bash Halo of all things for being a "grey-brown shooter". OT: Interesting that it managed to implement a powerful story, compared to the swaths cut by other shooters on the market today. Still don't think I'm interested in getting the game itself, but nice to know it's not absolutely terrible in every way possible. | |
Accounting from most of the reviews, the demo doesn't actually showcase the major selling point of this game - which is the story and the choices made in this story. That was my mian problem with the demo - Turrent Sequence, Gears of war Gameplay, something with sand, oooh some interesting plot, sandy shooter, etc. | |
I saw that last fart coming a mile away, and still laughed | |
[quote="jmarquiso" post="6.381605.15034858] Turrent Sequence, Gears of war Gameplay, something with sand, oooh some interesting plot, sandy shooter, etc.[/quote] My problem is that a demo should get me interested enough to rate it on the four point graph for me (Day One Buy, Later Buy, Borrow, Not Bothering) higher than not bothering. The game kinda felt like my time with Uncharted (a game I also didn't like) with more sand. So, some demos are just absent, but really, a lot of demos could really use help. Selling the story in the demo strikes of "doing it wrong". Sell the fun if there is any. | |
Well We're more Bad Ass. | |
I have become so jaded with this industry that when I heard that the developers were basing the storyline of this game off of Heart of Darkness, with all the PR bullcrap of "deep, mature, character driven story!" (when "deep, mature, character driven" stories in games just means explosions, random introspection, and "edgy" characters), I completely tossed this game off my radar as I didn't want to fall for the bullshit. My thought was that, like Dante's Inferno and many other games before it, this game was just going to be another pile of rubbish that does absolutely no justice to the source material and will completely fail. But now with this and several other reviews, I realize that that is not entirely fair. While it is entirely reasonable to believe that the story will be utter shit (especially one where they self proclaim that it's so deep n' mature n' stuff (Homefront and Call of Juarez: The Cartel anyone?)), I was taking it a step too far by just tossing up anything that didn't exceed the expectation I had with innovation/concepts which isn't fair because nothing will exceed the high standards I have now with my jadedness. I may give this a chance down the line eventually. I may or may not enjoy it and that is entirely my prerogative. The thing I shouldn't do, however, is completely disregard something because I already believe it is shit. So, yeah. Thanks for making me grab a handle on my jadedness. Maybe I'll actually enjoy the occasional game now. Also, quick note on "fun" being the point of a game, I would actually say that the point of a game is to "entertain" rather than just be "fun" and there is a huge difference between the two. After all, as you said, Silent Hill and many horror games aren't exactly "fun" but they definitely "entertain" the audience with their mechanics and design. It's this narrow thinking that all games must be "fun" that prevents us from really getting some truly unique experiences out there. | |
This is my favorite review you've done in a long time. I guess because there was actual weight you had to deal with and still make it funny. Which you did. In the most disrespectful way possible given the source material. So good show all around really. I really and truly laughed out loud at the end. I hope games continue to progress in such away that allows for more of this. | |
Dude, the demo is nothing compared to the full game. Experience it just to see the greatest narrative to ever grace a shooter, and the gameplay is generally good. | |
"You hardly kill any foreigners" Aren't Americans foreigners to Yahtzee? Or does he think that word means "dark people"? | |
I didn't realize exactly HOW grim and serious the analysis would be. Which really did make it funnier. I feel very immature now. Also, I'm now filled with the intense urge to play Spec Ops: The Line. | |
I played it a bit at a friends' house. Really didn't like it. | |
Im sick of gritty realism. some devlopers should make a wacky entertaining fps with a large weapon wheel. | |
You forgot to put the YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!, but well done, sir. | |
Wait a shooter with a good storyline? I now actually want to play this game. | |
Serious Sam 3 just came out, ya know. OT: I'm very nearly done with the game (I know the campaign's short, but I don't really play games that often) and I must say it's one of the most amazingly written third person shooters I've played in years. I love the fact that pretty much everything becomes more brutal as the main character gets more brutalized. Instead of shouting "Sniper over there, take him out!" he shouts "For fucks sake get that fucking sniper down NOW!" and the executions change from a simple shot to the head to two brutal punches. It's amazing, and incredibly depressing to! Still can't believe Yahtzee liked this though, thought he would say it was some sort of generic shooter trying to be edgy with a brutal story and failing. What a pleasant surprise. | |
wow. the reaction to this game is rather interesting. will need to keep tabs on this one. Heard the story is rather gripping, and I can handle emo well (*emo stance) | |
Next meaningful speech I make will end with farting noises. Also, I do remember when I could enjoy shooting daemons that looked like angry turds. Good times... | |
I think he was speaking from the perspective of the protagonist. | |
Jam apocalypse? I'm sold, to Amazon! On topic It seems I might have to consider getting this game now. All the games adverts had painted it as another mediocre shooter. | |
Yeah, I totally lost it after that last fart! I knew Yahtzee's serious sounding conclusion had to be leading up to something. | |
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Not as grim as Breath of Fire V: Dragon Quarter then? Seriously, that series got darker and darker as it when along. It's amazing how that game wasn't rated a 16+ because of all the grim darkness in it.