Unskippable: Max Payne 3, Part 1

Max Payne 3, Part 1

The game lumbered in front of Graham and Paul, like an angry, geriatric moose.

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I wish my drunken shamblings were this delusional...

Rob Nelson's name is so lame that it distracts you from the fact that the other guy on that card was named "Jeronimo."

It was more entertaining hearing them talk about the names during the opening credits. Rage Director. What does that mean?

...

Time to use Google.

Max Payne takes a shot in more ways than one!

Do you suppose Kevin Baca's friends play "seven stages of Kevin Baca?"

Unhappy Crow:
It was more entertaining hearing them talk about the names during the opening credits. Rage Director. What does that mean?

...

Time to use Google.

RAGE animation , the tech behind the gravity in rockstar`s games .
Also Steve Martin ? WTF ?

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Graham_LRR:
No-one ever goes by Bass.

My surname is 'Bass', like the British beer. What you saying Graham? D:

Aww man, they focused Rob Nelson and completely missed Jeronimo!

"Rob Nelson ............... LAME" i lol'd, my buddy rob hates you guys now, awesome

Heh, the way you were describing his angel-of-deathness made him sound more like an escort...

The joke about graveyard made me turn the video off and laugh a lot. :3

Unhappy Crow:
It was more entertaining hearing them talk about the names during the opening credits. Rage Director. What does that mean?

...

Time to use Google.

RAGE is Rockstar's Advanced Game Engine, which they've been using since GTA4.

JSW:
Rob Nelson's name is so lame that it distracts you from the fact that the other guy on that card was named "Jeronimo."

Jeronimo Barbara I think you find!

It's the next Doctor Who companion for the 11th Doctor, Barbara.

Wow, you managed to make the heartbreaking, tragic and really depressing opening for Max Payne 3 hilarious.

Bravo, sirs, Bravo.

Calumon: I thought he needed a shave at first and then he shaved the wrong part of his head! >.<

... and that was the 1,387th time I... killed...

Hilarious all told thank you. love the max payne series....

Love it as much as I loved my father who I never knew...:,( cries......goes manwhoring.lmao

remember kids if you drink and pop pills your life won't the same as Max. You'll be dead

TopazFusion:
RAGE stands for Rockstar Advanced Game Engine. It's the engine the game uses.

Mr.Tea:

RAGE is Rockstar's Advanced Game Engine, which they've been using since GTA4.

Thanks for the answer, you two.

Whoo, this was funny! Good job on ripping on the out-of-focusing and horizontal lines. Those were too much! And Yahtzee was right about Max grumbling about doing the wrong thing, then doing it anyway.

Should be Dee Vee Zed. :)

those visual affects were beginning to get annoy me and this is only the beginning of the game

Reincarnatedwolfgod:
those visual affects were beginning to get annoy me and this is only the beginning of the game

You actually adapt to it pretty well after a couple of hours of gameplay/cutscenes.

Wait, do kids nowadays even know what a kaleidoscope is?

"When you're tired of Drinkin' you're tired of Hoboken" never was a truer word spoken. I live here and I have no idea how anyone could NOT drink. Place is lousy with bars.

Walden's Bar looks like DCs one of my favorite true dive bars

I blame myself for Max's crippling pill addiction. In MP 1 and 2, I used the cheat codes and would swallow fist fulls of the stuff even if I got clipped from one bullet.

Haven't played Max Payne 3, not sure I will. Nice to see that I have the same whisky glasses as him though.

*Cracks knuckles*

Alright, here we go. I lived in Sao Paulo for seven years. I've been meaning to play Max Payne 3 and see how authentic it is, but this is close enough for now. Anyway, that would be a *really* expensive apartment in Sao Paulo. Like, seriously, nice housing like that, especially nice housing with that much wood is expensive. I guess Max is getting paid enough, but it's nice to point out.

Also, he carries in his stuff in a black plastic bag. Plastic bags are actually illegal in Sao Paulo. See, they were causing a lot of litter and pollution, so they made them illegal. You won't get arrested for having one, but stores aren't allowed to have them.

Ow! That cutscene gave me a headache.

Rakor:
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Anyone remember Michael Shanks and Doomsday Arcade? This Unskippable (which I enjoyed more than usual) reminded me of this recent Payne-related thing by him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU0dgjon10U

Good times.

Pretty good episode, and the cutscenes in Max Payne 3 are actually unskippable. :P

You point out Rob Nelson but ignore Jeronimo?

This was one of the funniest in a long while, I was cracking up.

Hella funny!
Pretty good achievement making me laugh at one of the most depressing game intros I've ever seen.

 

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