wtf I don't even..
related: wowsa, so many ways to die
That was fun :)
Chances of getting laid: 0
Explanations of why on Earth Mario was in New Jersey: 0
I shouldn't have yelled lets a go ._.
Took me a while but finally got to the best ending. Why didn't he get a tan?
HAHA good fun.
3 deaths, some rough customs handling, an entire building levelled and a confusing trip to the warp zone. Now let's see if I can get a better ending.