Top Ten Sex Tips

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I love the expression (or lack of one) on the woman in the beekeeper suit at the end, it's just so evil looking

Well I'll be damned. And I thought pleasing men was a simple, almost effortless act that any woman could perform without any real planning.

That prostate 'aint gonna buzz itself.

Oh beehive!

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I'll show myself out...

Rectum? DAMN NEAR KILLED EM!

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Daystar Clarion:
Oh beehive!

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I'll show myself out...

This works well as a response because this video is about another Ashley


Watch yo self boi!

Daystar Clarion:
Oh beehive!

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I'll show myself out...

Yes...

DVS BSTrD:
Rectum? DAMN NEAR KILLED EM!

YES!

I fucking love you guys :D

DVS BSTrD:

Daystar Clarion:
Oh beehive!

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I'll show myself out...

This works well as a response because this video is about another Ashleigh


Watch yo self boi!

An Ashley, commenting on a comic featuring Ashley, gets quoted with an Ashleigh.

We need to go deeper...

Ashception!

Oh, so THAT'S why they all ran away when I bought out the candles and massage oil...

Daystar Clarion:

DVS BSTrD:

Daystar Clarion:
Oh beehive!

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I'll show myself out...

This works well as a response because this video is about another Ashleigh


Watch yo self boi!

An Ashley, commenting on a comic featuring Ashley, gets quoted with an Ashleigh.

We need to go deeper...

That's what SHE said!
about his Ash hole

Daystar Clarion:

We need to go deeper...

That's number 7 on the list.

I wonder when one of those magazines will just try screwing with us and write down, "Google Rule 34 without Safesearch; do act performed in first picture seen."

ThunderCavalier:
I wonder when one of those magazines will just try screwing with us and write down, "Google Rule 34 without Safesearch; do act performed in first picture seen."

Doing that would be all well and good, but I am not one of the Thunder Cats, nor do I know any Teletubbies, and I'm not sure where I'd get full horse tack from, much less that much helium.

There's no spirit or enthusiasm for the sex tips in magazines. here's a few of mine;

The hood of a car, on a very dark night in the middle of a heavy rainstorm. The idea being the sensory deprivation forces you to focus on the areas that are touching, makes it more intense.

Polar Bearing. This is an adaptation of the Polar Bear tradition. Sit in a hot sauna and get very hot, then dive in to a nearby snowbank and go at it.

Swing set. Should be fairly self explanatory if you have a good imagination, just be sure the set can take the combined weight.

DVS BSTrD:
Rectum? DAMN NEAR KILLED EM!

Yeah, nothing good is gonna cum out of this.

I often read the Daily Mail, especially the website. Not because I agree with it mind you, god no, but because I find it hilarious that there can be so much rage and hate in print xD.
Oh and the comments on the website article make me feel better about myself - they make me feel 'Hey at least I'm not a genuine Daily Mail reader'

Grey Carter:

  • Insert an entire ham into his rectum.
  • Be sure to marinade it first.

    bluepilot:
    Oh, so THAT'S why they all ran away when I bought out the candles and massage oil...

    I saw that porn too...

    Or just put a bunch of straw into a corner next to a fuse box.

    Dress up as something tiresomely predictable (French Maid, Nun, Tellytubby, etc.)

    I like the idea of both people dressing up.

    I mean, Teletubbies have maids clean their houses, right?

    Er get some vibrators already.

    ThunderCavalier:
    I wonder when one of those magazines will just try screwing with us and write down, "Google Rule 34 without Safesearch; do act performed in first picture seen."


    ...that's what I got...it could be worse...
    ...much worse...

    auauauauauauaauauauaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    That shit would sting like really bad!!!

    I saw one that suggested pulling sharply on your partners pubic hair right when they're about to finish. It's like they didn't even realize that the term "Got you by the short and curlies" is not indicative of a pleasurable situation.

    james0192:
    I often read the Daily Mail, especially the website. Not because I agree with it mind you, god no, but because I find it hilarious that there can be so much rage and hate in print xD.
    Oh and the comments on the website article make me feel better about myself - they make me feel 'Hey at least I'm not a genuine Daily Mail reader'

    Thank god... I am not the only one! Also... I like all the distracting pics on the right hand side...! :P

    TopazFusion:

    Grey Carter:

  • Insert an entire ham into his rectum.
  • Be sure to marinade it first.

    I prefer it dry

    theflyingpeanut:
    I saw one that suggested pulling sharply on your partners pubic hair right when they're about to finish. It's like they didn't even realize that the term "Got you by the short and curlies" is not indicative of a pleasurable situation.

    This might just be the most compelling argument for thoroughly shaving your nether parts I have ever read.

    Why would you want to ruin a perfectly good ham!? D:

    Scars Unseen:

    Daystar Clarion:

    We need to go deeper...

    That's number 7 on the list.

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    Well-played, sir.

    You've earned this.

    And here I thought cramming dinner entrees up your anus was only applicable if you were planning on shitting out your mouth.

    It's not so bad, you just have to make sure to use lots of... honey.

    Fappy:
    Why would you want to ruin a perfectly good ham!? D:

    Who said anything about ruin?

    It improves the flavor!

    TopazFusion:

    Fappy:
    Why would you want to ruin a perfectly good ham!? D:

    Who said anything about ruin?

    It improves the flavor!

    Remind me never to eat anything you give me.

    I'll just leave this here... (works best with eyes closed)

    They're getting sorta warm with the ham though except it goes in the other end.

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