Jimquisition: Thank God For Me: The Jimquisition Story

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Jim is god! And his cat is the Pope!

Please tell me this is a parody of Indie Game: The Movie. Because I was cracking up when Phil Fish was desperately grasping for some way to over-dramatize his life in every scene. That "documentary" was awful.

As an offensive person, I found this video to be lactose intolerant

TG4J


>surfing bad dragon
>escapist members know of the site

ಠ_ಠ

I find the number of furries on this site disturbing.

Okay Jim. You are great.

MarlonBlazed:
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If that isn't somebody's avatar by next Tuesday I'll be a sad panda.

So I confess to knowing nothing about Bad Dragon prior to watching this video, but I think I have an idea of at least some of what they offer.

Jim, free idea, pitch a product to them.

The Jimquinsertion

"Shaped like Jim, so she'll thank God for him."

...That's the tag line...

ForgottenPr0digy:

anthony87:
So.....who else is gonna go and check out Bad Dragon after watching this?

are you going to buy from them??

Perhaps. I'm a little constipated lately so a big dildo might be what I need to clear out my arsehole.

Edit:Sweet jesus I can't believe I just said what I did......well, part of me can. Still, let this be a lesson. Never post whilest drunk. O_o.

Quite impressive.

More enjoyable than shindlers list.

anthony87:

ForgottenPr0digy:

anthony87:
So.....who else is gonna go and check out Bad Dragon after watching this?

are you going to buy from them??

Perhaps. I'm a little constipated lately so a big dildo might be what I need to clear out my arsehole.

Edit:Sweet jesus I can't believe I just said what I did......well, part of me can. Still, let this be a lesson. Never post whilest drunk. O_o.

ummmmm I'm thinking you need a enema not a dildo

Alexander Bonney:
Please tell me this is a parody of Indie Game: The Movie. Because I was cracking up when Phil Fish was desperately grasping for some way to over-dramatize his life in every scene. That "documentary" was awful.

Nope, the trailer for the polygon (a games website that is currently a subsection on The Verge) making of web series. It is mindbogglingly pretentious.

Nurb:

>surfing bad dragon
>escapist members know of the site

ಠ_ಠ

I find the number of furries on this site disturbing.

everyone knows bad dragon not just furries

Nurb:

>surfing bad dragon
>escapist members know of the site

ಠ_ಠ

I find the number of furries on this site disturbing.

I didn't know that you could greentext on the escapist

Also knowing bad dragon doesn't mean you're a furry, it could just mean that you've been around on the internet a bit to much

It only just occured to me how much Jim looks (and sounds) like Garth Marenghi. That makes the show 12.5% better than it already is.

I want a full feature version of this please.

Nurb:

>surfing bad dragon
>escapist members know of the site

ಠ_ಠ

I find the number of furries on this site disturbing.

They arent furries, they are Scalies!

And...its not like I knew of the site...or...anything...yeah..

Too sexy not to watch... Especially with all the dildos. Totes added to le sexual.

That was awesome haha, some of the stuff you said was pure gold.

Thank god for you.

Pinkamena:
Oh God. Bad Dragon.
WHY

That being said, thank GOD for this hilarious man.

I don't know what's more sad. The fact that Jim was looking on that site, or the fact that I know what it is... -_-

Indeed you are, Jim. Indeed you are.

Sam Carlin:
Is it a problem that I recognized the online dildo-store he was looking at?

I hope not because it would be a problem for me too.

Is this a trailer for the cinematic version? *fingers crossed*

Blood Brain Barrier:
Is this a trailer for the cinematic version? *fingers crossed*

Tropes vs Jimquisition: The dildo-gobbling

(I woulda found the video where jim gobbles on the dildo bat from SR3 to make a GIF, but I iz lazy today :( )

this dident make sence at all to me. but still laughed my ass off.

great job jim (god)

P.S. great post above

Jim waving around a purple dildo while on the phone was funny.

Jim looking up beast-shaped dildos for furries, still funny.

Jim with no pants on an exercise bike...now I've seen too much.

I seem to miss some reference here, was he parodying something? Still, that was hilarious.

Thank God for Jim

Nurb:

>surfing bad dragon
>escapist members know of the site

ಠ_ಠ

I find the number of furries on this site disturbing.

In general people on games forums are one third furries, one third transgendered people and one third nazis pretending to be libertarians because it sounds more cool. Not that somebody couldn't be all three. And no offence intended towards furries or the GLBT community either.

More Fun To Compute:

Nurb:

>surfing bad dragon
>escapist members know of the site

ಠ_ಠ

I find the number of furries on this site disturbing.

In general people on games forums are one third furries, one third transgendered people and one third nazis pretending to be libertarians because it sounds more cool. Not that somebody couldn't be all three. And no offence intended towards furries or the GLBT community either.

WHAT?! Libertarian sounds no where near as cool as National Socialist!

I mean...Yeah...damn nazis...

(Sigh, I miss the funny captchas, too many dish TV ads in captcha now :( )

Fuck yeah, DP. I already thought you fell out of love with it when you replaced the Jimquisition's previous background music, DP's whistling theme, with Jesters of the Moon.

That line about drinking milk was profound and life-altering.

Thank God for Jim.

Ohlookit'sMatty:
Now we just sit back and wait for the Jim haters, who don't get that this is a joke, to come along and spew their hatred // Oh this is going to be a good one, someone put on popcorn!

-M

I hate Jim, and all his evil ways. I revile his plots, his schemes, and most of all his shenanigans. If it were up to me, he'd be hung by his ankles in boiling tar.

Satisfied?

Alexander Bonney:
Please tell me this is a parody of Indie Game: The Movie. Because I was cracking up when Phil Fish was desperately grasping for some way to over-dramatize his life in every scene. That "documentary" was awful.

Is that the one with the Super Meat Boy dev team in it to, and some other dudes I don't remember?

I quite enjoyed it. Indie "sticking it to the man" developers are neurotic messes? Colour me shocked. Doesn't mean they didn't still pull of some impressive stuff.

penguindude42:

MarlonBlazed:
image

If that isn't somebody's avatar by next Tuesday I'll be a sad panda.

YES! PLEASE!!!

A starving cat is a violent cat- I would know. Let's support Jim more then!!

Also surprised how many people know about the website you checked out, and I would check it out too but... yea, I .. uh ... ...
I can guess by the shapes of those 'tools' I know what they're for so again I am okay with just being clueless ^_^ lol.

What did I take from this documentary?

"So... the economy... right?"

I echo that heartfelt sentiment, Jim.

Nurb:

>surfing bad dragon
>escapist members know of the site

ಠ_ಠ

I find the number of furries on this site disturbing.

I'm a furry and I know nothing of this Bad Dragon. Which, after the amount of comments on here pertaining to it, I am quite glad about!

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