Jim...Jim. Hey. Jim. Jim. Was that $300 on Bad Dragon products? You can tell me. I won't judge.

I'm certainly glad to see the Escapist has warmed to Jim. His initial appearance here was met with rather unwelcoming users...

Ohlookit'sMatty:
Now we just sit back and wait for the Jim haters, who don't get that this is a joke, to come along and spew their hatred // Oh this is going to be a good one, someone put on popcorn!

-M

You called?

I watched a few of his video's, they started out terrible and haven't improved much. Although the points he makes are, from what i've seen, decent/ good, the guy himself aggravates me to no end.

I will just stop here and end with a true quote from the show -before i run into the banhammer-

"It's a disaster. it's a disaster"

At least no one can say i am subjected to peer pressure.

After seeing this last night... I had a dream that Jim and his slightly older, slightly fatter brother, *whatever his name was goes here* and I went from store to store looking for some command and conquer game and the new wow expansion.

...

I feel violated.

So... I assume the 250 to 300 dollars were spent on Bad Dragon dildos? Well, I have heard they are pretty good but if you want the best "pounds of dildo" per dollar ratio you can't go wrong with Thor. I would also recommend it if you are looking for a rather exotic blunt weapon.

You daft, silly bugger you.
/goes to google Bad Dragon

I wonder if Jim got paid for that neat little product placement there.

TallestGargoyle:
I'm certainly glad to see the Escapist has warmed to Jim. His initial appearance here was met with rather unwelcoming users...

Personally I was unwelcoming because his initial appearances were... well... crap. And I was worried from what I'd seen of the man on Destructoid.com that his antics would be damaging to the general atmosphere of the Escapist.
But you know what? I was wrong. I shouldn't have looked at it from an angle of how Sterling would corrupting the Escapist, but how the Escapist might improve him. I've just watched the last couple of episodes and the absence of much of the swearing from his previous work makes any of his decent points far more comprehensible. I'd even call this sort of stuff watchable.
Don't get me wrong though, I still have plenty of issues with much of what he did in the past and the man still lacks much of the necessary charisma, but there is definite improvement.

So.... Turns out Bad Dragon is NOT an online game. DON'T GO THERE.

MarlonBlazed:

I feel this is the best thing to come out of this.

$300 Jim! My word... thats an aweful lot of red tie dye.

MarlonBlazed:

You can't run from it, just embrace it.

Push it to the limit, LIMIT!!!

Jim shops at the Bad Dragon for his toys! :D

x3

I...you know, this is why I don't trust the internet. After watching this video, I spent a good twenty minutes just browsing toys on Bad Dragon just to see how absolutely absurd they could get (very absurd, was the answer I found).

And yet, I still found some things that intrigued me.

DAMN YOU, JIMQUISITION, MAKING ME QUESTION MY HUMANITY AND SEXUALITY ONCE AGAIN.

So all I got out of this was Bad Dragon (Which is more popular than I would have guessed) and The Orifice Office.

Bentusi16:
Can we look forward to an official sponsorship of the Jimquisition by Bad Dragon?

Nope. it's already sponsoring Podtoid on Destructoid...

That or it just makes good content to read writeups of dragon sextoys out as a podcast in between Threatening to Anally Molest Jonathan Holmes and William Dafoe Movie Pitches.

I'm pretty sure that this Jimquisition was in response to this video and it mortifying levels of pretension.

http://www.youtube.com/user/polygon?feature=results_main

Yes Jim, yes you are

Bad Dragon, Jim? Really?

I knew of that site before it became infamous.

Alexander Bonney:
Please tell me this is a parody of Indie Game: The Movie. Because I was cracking up when Phil Fish was desperately grasping for some way to over-dramatize his life in every scene. That "documentary" was awful.

At last! someone who says openly that this movie sucked!...

thank u

;3

Lol Bad Dragon, so that's where you get them from :P

balfore:
Is it just me, or did jim in this episode remind anyone else of garth marenghi?

I was about to say the very same thing. Now all Jim needs is a leather jacket and a publisher turned supporting character that can't act (please God may it not be Jim in black face).

revjay:
250 to 300 dollars? Man, that's gangsta. Lol, this was unexpected but quite funny. Jim, thanks for sharing this insight.

is there a slow game week going on?

oh side note, does jim sterling go out of his way to look like Jim Cornet or is it a coincidence?

And now Bad Dragon has to deal with the question on how its popularity sky rocketed in one day.

Sam Carlin:
Is it a problem that I recognized the online dildo-store he was looking at?

In my opinion... no.

And I don't think you're the only one that recognizes it as well.

Jim Sterling: the man with a dragon dong. Jim Sterling is probably half dragon for all we know.