Feed Dump: Phone Snooping

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Phone Snooping

You better be sitting down for this episode of Feed Dump.

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Well at least with all the zeds dead their'd bee no shortage of motorcycles.

I lost it at "All the Bs". This is probably a sign that I've not been sleeping enough.

Jer and Tally! Wheeeeeee! <3

"A swamp of Ew." ... Nice to know what you would sit down for, Graham. What an ... interesting insight. o.o

Ok, now I'm excited about next week!
DOGS INCOMING!!!!

I sense an entire podcast on the optimization of toilets.

Graham_LRR:

You better be sitting down for this episode of Feed Dump.

Only if this episode comes with heated seats.

DVS BSTrD:
Well at least with all the zeds dead their'd bee no shortage of motorcycles.

"It's not a motorcycle, baby, it's a chopper."

Maybe the dude was just trying to run his own honey farm...

And I do quite like Graham's prim response to Jer trying to steal the hosting job from under him. =P

No, it won't just be dogs, it will be dogs and cats wearing hats and having tea parties while casually phone snooping -- and we'll all love it!

Okay...show of hands: Who here is making a mental note to see if, indeed, there will be dogs next week?

Rather interesting they mention dogs on the same week Yahtzee reviewed "Sleeping Dogs".

In addition to heated seats and a shiatsu massage, I say toilets must also come with arm rests.
I mean, I like playing with my phone whilst taking a dump as much as the next guy, but what better time to be able to lie back with your arms rested than while taking a dump, sitting on a heated toilet seat, AND getting a back massage?

I actually knew a person with bees in their house like that. You have to sweep up the dead bees off your floor constantly. Bees just wear out and fall off the hive all the time. It smells terrible. Granted that might not happen in the wind but it happens in a house.

"Scathing social commentary from feed-dump."

I laughed pretty hard at that point.... you know, with the porn scenarios and all that.

I literally had to pause at the 2 minute mark and say out loud "WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BODILY FUNCTIONS?"

On a side note, Jer, those are the largest glasses I have ever seen in my life. Kudos.

Three. Million. Bees. As. Pets. WHY.

Men don't use pinterest. That being said, if you found out your boyfriend's reddit account name... THAT will show you all his deepest darkest secrets.

NOT THE BEES!

When you had the footage missing titles, I was worried that it was just Graham again. Glad to see that it was a merely a case of corrupted raws or some such.

Not that I WANT your raw footage to be corrupted... fuck it, you know what I mean.

Well, since you asked for corrections, Florida has alligators and crocodiles. The only place in the world where the two species ranges overlap. You want giant reptiles, we got you covered.

Jer, I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who sometimes looks for urinals as confirmation that I'm in the correct bathroom.

But I have bad news, according to my wife occasionally buildings convert men's rooms to women's rooms and don't bother to remove the urinals.

Aha! Feed dumpers were wrong! What they were saying about Florida and Godzilla is actually--

Oh, damn, Graham cut us off. Well played, Graham. Well played. Also well played, your astute observations on when it would be worth my time to sit down to relieve myself.

Yay, it's Jer and Tally in the same episode!

I think I read somewhere that there are more cases of men fainting when...uhmm...there's going to be dogs in the next Feed Dump?

CatinBag:
there's going to be dogs in the next Feed Dump?

nope.avi Reptile Smuggling

Geisterkarle:
Ok, now I'm excited about next week!
DOGS INCOMING!!!!

if there are no dogs next week a shitstorm the likes of which they have never seen will drown us all

DVS BSTrD:
Well at least with all the zeds dead their'd bee no shortage of motorcycles.

Oh I see what you did there. :)

Seriously this is becoming a favorite show of mine here on The Escapist.

Yal:
Well, since you asked for corrections, Florida has alligators and crocodiles. The only place in the world where the two species ranges overlap. You want giant reptiles, we got you covered.

Silly Canadians don't know about Floridian crocodiles.

Was I the only one who wanted him to start singing "I am the very model of scientist Salarian..." at the beginning?

Why wasn't Tally on Girl Dump? I bet she would have kept up with Kathleen's cancer babies.

I... I thought that was a Templar wig.

Also, the two videos today:
FD: Phone Snooping
ZP: Sleeping Dogs
So how much did Snoop Dogg pay you for this? I hope you kept a Tally (ha!) because he's changed his name and he's going to want it back.

Captcha: another castle
Yes, yes, captcha, very clever.

I feel sorry for that bee guy's neighbours. Barbecues and picnics would have been hell.

I have learned now to lock my phone. I once left it at my girlfriend's house, and it did not end well. Thank god for the remote lock on iPhones.

So... who counted all the bees?

Wow. Graham looked like a diehard fan at the Umbrella vs. Versalife match of the Evil Pharmaceutical Corporation football games.

I was eating when this video started...toilet talk tends to make that a bit difficult lol

AAHHH THE BEES

I sit down to pee anyway. It's much more comfortable, and I get to read a little while I do it.

No Graham, with that kind of wig it's pronounced ENG-GER-LAND.

3 million bucks in bees...
bees my god...

Tally:
Guys like to look at pretty things too.

Is there pron on Pinterest? Then no...

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