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So the Fairy Godparent industry has been relegated from "Giant Fantasy problems" to 'Middle class, 1st world white person problems"? No wonder the old lady retired. I wouldn't want to hear a bunch of entitled teens whine about how someone 'totally dissed their shit on Facebook' or that their dad bought them the wrong car. Fuck that. On a side note; i've noticed quite a few movies at the moment seem to have the major antagonizing factors be "1st world" problems. No one cares that you are mildly quirky as school, write a screenplay about people with REAL problems you Hollywood assholes, there is a borderline depression going on. | |
James, be glad you nailed that job. The tooth fairy gig is effectively glorified burglary and they stopped replacing our uniforms when they get ripped apart by attack dogs. | |
If you don't know what the Labyrinth is you don't deserve a fairy godparent. | |
I work at a school and I have to say this is pretty accurate. My favorite thing a kid say is, "no this is my backup ipod. My iphone is at home in case teachers take it from me again I had to buy a 3rd." | |
The stinger was amazing... gotta love 1 direction! wait, whats the opposite of love? | |
Want to strangle kids like that. So much. Really good video guys :) Also Doom Booties :D | |
Oh man. That puncline had me laughing hard. Well done guys. Also, so what if David Bowie's a little old? Him being 65 makes it so impressive that he's still the sexiest man alive. | |
The job market does suck. Hilarious depiction of a high school student too, doesn't seem that far off from what I remember of those people. | |
David Bowie will be forever young! | |
Oh... I thought they were just, names. Reminds me of 'My sweet Sixteen' where you watch money being poured into the Ocean. Metaphorically speaking. | |
I've found it's not a word so much as it is a deep, primal roar/growl followed by a session of crying. Also, I was subjected to listening to each of the two bit One Direction songs every day for the entirety of summer with no way to avoid them. As such, I don't consider my thought or reactions to be unjustified. | |
Ok, so Kathleen can do a whiny teenager really well // A little too well tho The fact that James is wearing the sunglasses works in this // Kind oh balances out that he is wearing angle wings, until after the end credits when he loses all of his manly points -M | |
What does she mean, aren't all fairy godmothers women? Also, didn't expect a mention of Labyrinth, but bonus points for it. Now I gotta see if I can see that movie again. | |
great character Kathleen! | |
Agreed. Labyrinth should be required viewing. | |
Labyrinth mention: + 1 So I guess the video was okay then. James and Kathleen both fucking nailed it though! But if the fairy wouldn't give her an ID why would he buy her beer? | |
Yep, everyone should experience the glory of David Bowie playing with his shiny balls :p
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Sometimes... Sometimes I think I'm the only one who doesn't like Labyrinth. Captcha: We're not for everyone. Just the 1% that matters. ByzantiumSecurity So... there is a conspiracy, and we are all peasants. | |
So...my first reaction to the video (other than it was funny) was that she could just buy skinny jeans with a $100 gift certificate. However, I then fact-checked the price of Guess skinny jeans. Although the video premise was proved to be accurate, I find myself hating people for a world where people pay $140 for jeans.
I'm right there with you, buddy. Solidarity. | |
Shun the nonbeliever! Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn! Shuuuuunnnnn! I unapologetically love this movie. The only movie I've watched more is The Little Mermaid. | |
Because he is sick of arguing with her, mostly. | |
I demand the future return of James Fairy Godperson character! He is truly awesome. | |
Oh God I just cringed so hard my spine snapped in half. I unapologetically despise what Disney did to Anderson's wonderful faerie tale. | |
I thought he was a shape-shifting supervillain, or was I mislead by the Venture Brothers? Also, "What's Labyrinth?" ?! WHAT'S LABYRINTH?!!! | |
To be fair, someone else was playing with his shiny balls at that moment... | |
"I have 9 other 17 year olds to cram in." May not want to say that on film. End up on dateline. | |
To be fair. If they know about Labyrinth they are probably to old for godparents, or their parents are already so awesome that you don't need any. | |
I think we can all agree that Kathleen should have wished for a super toilet. | |
"Yo. You whined for me?" I rather liked James' scruffy deadpan characterization. | |
If only we were allowed to talk like that to kids at work... I can dream. | |
heh Doom Booties. | |
This was great, until the joke about the lack of jobs and economic downturn. These jokes are old and overdone. | |
Doom Booties is back! Oh, and the skit was good too. | |
They outsourced most of the Fairy Godparents to India.
LOL. I'm sad for the world now. | |
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