Jimquisition: Monster Boobs And Plastic Children

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Monster Boobs And Plastic Children

This week, Jim has something he'd like to get off his chest.

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I think fantasy Willem Dafoe likes it inside that fleshlight...

not sure what sparked the need for a "willem dafoe" avatar in the last few videos, but its been amusing XD

as for the softcore porn devs that are team ninja, well, they're idiots. really all there is to it anymore

I'm surprised Team Ninja didn't put the sentient silicone in Samus during the other M.

Being such a crowded sea bound country, you can't blame the Japanese for wanting girls with huge... "tracts of land"
But THIS is a bit much.

Lunar Templar:
not sure what sparked the need for a "willem dafoe" avatar in the last few videos, but its been amusing XD

as for the softcore porn devs that are team ninja, well, they're idiots. really all there is to it anymore

I recall someone sending it to him and he fell in love with it.

Oh boy, let's just get our shields up for this.

I don't know, I think there's a reason that sex dolls exist. Anyway, complaining about this is pointless. A developer has their own style you might not agree with so let them be. You could also tell them there are jobs that do involve what team ninja's doing.

I don't know, I think I just don't care, what with all the 'feminism' confusion I have been reading around here.

CAPTCHA: baked in a pie.

You know captcha, that's just creepy.

Wait.

If Team Ninja outright said they have a tit fetish, wouldnt that be bad PR?

contla:
I'm surprised Team Ninja didn't put the sentient silicone in Samus during the other M.

Interesting point... Perhaps they knew how flawed Other M was & chose not to push their luck
(Although that would require a degree of awareness that I do not believe Team Ninja possesses)

contla:

Lunar Templar:
not sure what sparked the need for a "willem dafoe" avatar in the last few videos, but its been amusing XD

as for the softcore porn devs that are team ninja, well, they're idiots. really all there is to it anymore

I recall someone sending it to him and he fell in love with it.

well he can keep on using it, been mostly good stuff (._.)b

Anyone else surprised? Team Ninja has been circling the drain ever since Itagaki left.

Not shirtless at the end Jim?... Gutless.

Edit: Not literally gutless obviously....

DVS BSTrD:
Being such a crowded sea bound country, you can't blame the Japanese for wanting girls with huge... "tracts of land"
But THIS is a bit much

Yet, I've seen stuff that makes me think otherwise. But this is the internet we're talking about. We're going to be scarred in whatever way.

I want to buy DoA 5 because I like the fighting style. But I know that the first reaction anyone who seems me playing it will be, "you bought this for the boobs, didn't you?".

Team Ninja, please stop doing this so I can buy your games again.

Definitely one of his better episodes, but runs the risk of opening up a HUUUUUGE can of worms in terms of culture clash. Too often, criticisms of systemic problems in a culture are shouted down as prejudiced, bigoted, or downright racist. Gang/thug mentality in black neighborhoods, anyone? And let's not even get started on Islam...

Those breasts made me feel queasy. Also the sexualisation in HSOTD totally ruins the atmosphere.

I have only found jiggle physics interesting once. I first heard of the notion when playing Aggressive Inline (such an odd relic from my past). I picked a female character and played for about 5 minutes, laughing with my friends the entire time... then, the fun was over.

Also, having never played DOA or been exposed to their cut scenes for more than short promos, I'm actually shocked at how comical and unrealistic the breasts are. Creepy stuff.

first it was a huge purple dildo bat and then Bad dragon dildos and now we have fleshlights

Is Jim sterling trying to tell us something?? That he masturbates is a fleshlight and uses huge bad dragon dildos??

EDIT: is DOA 5 any good? Has it finally become a true fighting game?

I don't see why it matters so much to everyone I mean ya they look off but who cares it doesn't effect the gameplay and even the aesthetic is only effected in a small singular way. I was never into their games but even if I was it really seems like this is less of a issue than people are making it out to be.

DVS BSTrD:
Being such a crowded sea bound country, you can't blame the Japanese for wanting girls with huge... "tracts of land"
But THIS is a bit much.

What... the fuck... did I just witness?!

Almost every frame I was thinking 'OK, it's peaked now. This couldn't possibly get any more preposterous.'

and then a pair of tits managed to jiggle their way out of getting hit with a .50cal, I just... I don't even...

Now the real question is, why does Jim have a fleshlight?

DVS BSTrD:

the location of that "Play" logo is really fucking convenient if you ask me

I have a fetish for kids with gigantic fucking tits. It gives me erections. The erections cum. A lot. Thank you.

Agayek:
Now the real question is, why does Jim have a fleshlight?

+1

NinjaDeathSlap:

DVS BSTrD:
Being such a crowded sea bound country, you can't blame the Japanese for wanting girls with huge... "tracts of land"
But THIS is a bit much.

What... the fuck... did I just witness?!

Almost every frame I was thinking 'OK, it's peaked now. This couldn't possibly get any more preposterous.'

and then a pair of tits managed to jiggle their way out of getting hit with a .50cal, I just... I don't even...

This character is in massive danger....BUT CHECK OUT HER MASSIVE TITS!!!!!

Oh my, I lol'd.
All I can think when I see DOA is `Boobs don't work like that`.
Those boobs are seriously weird.
They just... don't... work... like that.

It's kind of a shame, I used to love the beat-em-up genre, but recently it's been so plastic'd up to the max, I've just sort of gone off it. Too many other beat em ups are trying to be DOA.

teh_Canape:

DVS BSTrD:

the location of that "Play" logo is really fucking convenient if you ask me

There is a bathroom scene in that anime that I cannot post because it is softcore hentai.

Agayek:
Now the real question is, why does Jim have a fleshlight?

Why doesn't everybody? That is the real question.

*wibble wibble wibble wibble wibble*

So, the message is that Team Ninja need to spend more time on breast physics until they get them right.

Maybe a boxset of Russ Meyer films will set them in the right direction?

(Actually, maybe it will. Dirty minded boob fetishist he may have been, but Meyer's films most frequently placed women in positions of personal and sexual power over men).

Jimothy Sterling:

Agayek:
Now the real question is, why does Jim have a fleshlight?

Why doesn't everybody? That is the real question.

Fleshlight! Go Fuck Yourself!

MatParker116:

teh_Canape:

DVS BSTrD:

the location of that "Play" logo is really fucking convenient if you ask me

There is a bathroom scene in that anime that I cannot post because it is softcore hentai.

would be surprised if it WASN'T softcore hentai
and I don't even watch the show XD

FYI, I fully admit that today's episode is ridiculous and pointless. It was, however, incredible fun to record and edit. Hopefully it's fun for you to watch. <3

The way I see it, DOA has always been a very "sexual" franchise. Big boobs are part of the charm of the DOA universe, that whole unnatural thing is part of the design. It's like criticism Simon Bisley or Heavy Metal (the comic books) for being extremely erotic, you see, that's their main characteristic. A "well behaved" DOA would still be DOA? No it wouldn't, it would be the bastard "censored version" at best, or simply not looked upon as a real DOA. I agree that the female figure is overly presented in a sexualized form in the game media (and others even), but than you discuss the media as a whole, you can't pinprick one single series that has that erotic "manga/hentai" style as part of its design. I can understand Gears of War being criticized if it had a naked Anya with big boobs and small armor running around, it wouldn't make sense with the whole design, well Anya turned out to have full body armor like everybody else, that was really cool. The erotism in God of War, while being natural as far as showing naked beautiful women (which is a figure often related to the Greek period, the whole sexual deal), was sorta ridiculous when it came down to the virtual sex thing. But come on, DOA has that characteristic in its core. Every art, every media, has its genres and sub genres: you don't compare X-Men to Heavy Metal, and shouldn't compare DOA to UFC.

Jimothy Sterling:
FYI, I fully admit that today's episode is ridiculous and pointless. It was, however, incredible fun to record and edit. Hopefully it's fun for you to watch. <3

You managed to keep me amused while I downloaded the Fifa 13 demo, if that helps.

Could be worse

They could be those rigid fake breasts that do not move no matter what you do to them

You know, the ones that seem to follow you around the room no matter where you go

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