Movie Trailers: Hold Your Breath - Red Band Trailer

Hold Your Breath - Red Band Trailer

So many problems can be prevented by not breathing.

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Never heard of that before.

DVS BSTrD:
Never heard of that before.

I wouldn't hold your breath.

Anyone else thinking "Oh, look, it's The Cabin without self-awareness or wit?"

Coming next year, "Gesundheit!" You're supposed to say this to someone when he/she sneezes to prevent that person from being possessed. A bunch of idiot teenagers who really hate this one kid, don't say "Gesundheit!" when she sneezes allowing a demon to enter her body and wreak hilarious revenge on her tormentors.

"Gesundheit!" A movie that really blows

Callate:
Anyone else thinking "Oh, look, it's The Cabin without self-awareness or wit?"

You'll be able to use that line for quite a few different movies.

I kinda got a Cabin in the Woods vibe from it too. Strange...

Is it a joke? No movie could deliberately look that bad.

Oh Asylum, you just keep making hilariously awful movies.

30 Rock, starring Katrina Bowden as the foxy blonde!
Tucker and Dale vs Evil, starring Katrina Bowden as the foxy blonde!
Hold Your Breath, starring Katrina Bowden as the foxy blonde!

Though to be fair, Tucker and Dale was awesome, and so was she. Also, foxy.

I.....just why......words are failing me right now.

This looks like something that pops up in a movie as an obviously fake trailer everyone is supposed to laugh at

Callate:
Anyone else thinking "Oh, look, it's The Cabin without self-awareness or wit?"

SomeLameStuff:
I kinda got a Cabin in the Woods vibe from it too. Strange...

Actual:
Is it a joke? No movie could deliberately look that bad.

Guys, it's The Asylum! That's what they do.

Extremely low-budget versions of hollywood movies.

Here are a couple of gems, see if you can spot which movie each one's aping:

-American Warships
-Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies
-Alien Origins
-Almighty Thor
-3 Musketeers
-Battle of Los Angeles
-Paranormal Entity
-Transmorphers: Fall of Man

And many more.

 

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