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Machete Party Crasher

A bit of advice, do not crash a Machete Party.

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I'm disappointed in the lack of nudity in this one.

Also, I think that is a orange stewardess cap.

Squirrel...the OTHER other white meat! (Could swear I heard that from somewhere...)

A jaunty hat, eh? Did Cyan send you that hat? (Bonus points if you know the reference.)

Remember, kids, when you're blowtorching a squirrel, safety first!

I hope that Machete story cheeches the dad a lesson about bringing a finger to knife fight.

The Gentleman:
I'm disappointed in the lack of nudity in this one.

Also, I think that is a orange stewardess cap.

Were you hoping to sample Graham's bag of nuts?

DVS BSTrD:
I hope that Machete story cheeches the dad a lesson about bringing a finger to knife fight.

*hacks the pun-sayer to death with a machete*

DVS BSTrD:

The Gentleman:
I'm disappointed in the lack of nudity in this one.

Also, I think that is a orange stewardess cap.

Were you hoping to sample Graham's bag of nuts?

[response redacted due to pornographic content]

Graham_LRR:
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I apologize in advance but I really couldn't help myself...

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Why hello there Cam...

What? I like sexy grad students. Fuck off.

Back on the topic, great vid as always, guys. Thanks for making my week better. :)

It's not really that silly to burn off the hair, it's silly to do it next to the house, but that is the traditional way to prepare sheep heads for cooking. Still I wouldn't say that it was a good idea.

Also, I loved the intro, "Did someone say booze?" Just great.

Happy Halloween LRR. I approve of the shirt Graham.

And lesson learned, squirrels are flammable.

My wifes facebook post the day this happened:

This afternoon, we were putting out pieces of bread on the deck and a squirrel was coming up, eating it, and then coming up to the door to get more. The girls were loving it because the squirrel was tapping on the sliding glass door and trying to find a way in. Here's what someone else in Michigan was doing with a squirrel this afternoon:

(link)Resident using torch to singe squirrel's fur started Holland Township apartment fire
www.mlive.com
The resident was using a propane torch on a deck on the third floor of Clearview Apartments when the deck caught fire about 12:29 p.m. Wednesday.

Hello Ladies,

Look down, back up; THE TOGA IS NOW A CAPE!

Anything is possible when you smell like Graham Stark.

Cam is so funny
he should appear more

A machete: The ultimate party accessory. Just ask Jason.

In defense of that dude
squirrel cooked with blowtorch isn't just delicious
It's superamazingious
Well, only if you like cooked squirrels of course :D

Nasrin:

Graham_LRR:
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I apologize in advance but I really couldn't help myself...

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Very funny.....Wait a minute....Is Graham wearing a ZP T-shirt?

On topic, the "did someone say booze?" bit killed me. The Billy Joel joke was quite funny, too. Also, who was doing the cape-waving?

Heh, nice subversion of the sexy costume trend there...

So not a close accquaintance then...

Ahhh, redneck cookery...

Nasrin:

Graham_LRR:
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I apologize in advance but I really couldn't help myself...

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:D How could anyone not like that?!
Don't hold yourself back. DO MORE!

Depending on the size of the squirrel will determine the best method of cooking it. Stew is very easy. Oven baked is also a fairly popular method. Deep frying is the new high fashion of squirrel cooking though.

ANY method of cooking squirrel still requires you to skin it first.

Cam, using that cash to buy a decommissioned Russian Aircraft Carrier is exactly what I'd do...

Oh, and I'd probably buy a few tanks and other goodies, maybe even a nuclear powered sub or two.

Can't wait for next week, maybe there will be some Hurricane Sandy madness! Seriously, it went through some heavy redneck territory, and there's got to be some idiots there.

Graham_LRR:
Machete Party Crasher

A bit of advice, do not crash a Machete Party.

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Machete Party Crasher is my Insane Clown Posse cover band.

eosiooid:
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Don't quote spammers, it encourages them

best spambot ever

I may have broken into dance in the middle of a foodcourt this evening when I found out you used the hat I made. Glad to see it has retained its jaunt.

Nasrin:

Graham_LRR:
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I apologize in advance but I really couldn't help myself...

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That... Was awesome. Now we need to get Graham in tweed...

Hello, awesome LRR dudes and dudettes. I have a very inmportant question for you - when does the Desert Bus Marathone start this year?

Graham_LRR:
Machete Party Crasher

A bit of advice, do not crash a Machete Party.

Watch Video

Hello, awesome LRR dudes and dudettes. I have a very inmportant question for you - when does the Desert Bus Marathone start this year?

I'll take being a nude ghost over being a ghost stuck in crusty underwear any day.

Why did Cam's outfit cost so much? Was it all the swag? I'll bet it was the swag.

 

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