Feed Dump: Drug Lobsters

 Pages 1 2 NEXT
 

Drug Lobsters

I never knew that certain kinds of seafood also double as narcotics.

Watch Video

Graham_LRR:
Drug Lobsters

I never knew that certain kinds of seafood also double as narcotics.

Watch Video

Graham, how exactly would a person huff a lobster? Do you grind it up first? And how was that your first thought on using lobsters as drugs? I get that this is a humour show, but I am sitting here trying to figure this out and the closest I can come up with is grinding the outer shell like ancient Egyptians did with beetles. Except that was used for makeup.

Side-note: Cams reaction was amazing.

Heh, Cam seems to have a solid plan there...

Oh lord those shirts and everything that comes with them...

You do have to be morbidly curious about the worst toilet in a given country.

Now I'm picturing the B-52s song.

CRACK LOBSTER! Dun dun dunununun

"They came from behind" could also be a Fifty Shades of Grey Baby shirt!

Ahh! Rebel Scum, get him!

Graham, those shirts could probably fund your entire operation for years if you just lower your standards enough...

We need LRR to do the Lol, Canada! as a full national anthem. Do it... DOOOOO IT!!

"Go Flames."

XD XD XD

...

I want that hat.

Isn't "huffing the lobster" a euphemism for something? In fact, didn't they use that in "50 Shades of Grey"?

And, DVS BSTrD...I'm very disappointed in you. You had a prime opportunity to do your usual punnage, and forgot to mention about the toilet that got ahead of the others.

CAPTCHA: I think I am

O_O Ah crap...THE CAPTCHA'S BECOMING SELF-AWARE AGAIN! RUN!!!

>Huff the lobster

Damn it! I was eating a sandwich at the time! Now I need a new keyboard - this one's covered in half-chewed chicken and bacon for some reason!

What? They took our good toilet. I never got a chance to use it. This is so unfair, Canada.

Man, they should rename MoH:Doorfighter into 50 shades of brown

That was wonderful. Just out of curiousity, do you guys get these stories from some sort of "somewhat-insane people do commit minor crimes" aggregator, or do you find them by yourself?

Swimmingrock: I imagine that you would crack it open, let the meat dry, then powderize that.

Somehow, Cameron seems much more interesting lately.

By the way, here is Canada's best toilet in all its splendour:

image

probably the reason why Paul misunderstood the lobster story was because of the huge amount of guess what they smuggled and in what it was stored in the past. they should make a clue type bored game out of those. oh he smuggled 100 lizards in can food containers, or 50 grams of heroin in a child's snugie.

That toilet list just makes me wonder, when did Gorge Costanza move to Canada?

This and WTFIWWY have gotten me accustomed to a lot of news about stupid people doing stupid stuff, including people breaking into homes and doing non burglary things, but this is the first time I've ever heard of someone leaving a bill for those things.
Weirder, still, trying to find the news story and instead discovering a separate incident, in a different part of Ohio, from June (http://www.yourjewishnews.com/pages/w5096.aspx) with the same woman. She's officially been doing this for months, now. At least her rates haven't gone up.

Also, did anyone else hear Paul start his "drug habit" joke and sort of expect drug smuggling nuns?

alpha0924:
What? They took our good toilet. I never got a chance to use it. This is so unfair, Canada.

Or maybe Portland, Oregon has such high standards that gave away their worst toilet, which became the best toilet in all of Canada once it crossed the border.

I don't know about huffing lobsters, but Granny Clampett* used to smoke crawdads.

*Technically she was a Moses.

"It's glorious."

That was hilarious. Great video, guys, probably one of my favorite Feed Dumps.

Yay - I can be first to mention that Terry Pratchett suggested a number of 'anti-crimes' - good deeds designed to make people feel bad. Breaking-and-decorating was one of them. And 'Proferring with embarrassment'

Oh - and I agree with the above - that was a really fine episode.

Don Reba:
Somehow, Cameron seems much more interesting lately.

By the way, here is Canada's best toilet in all its splendour:

image

For real? That's it? Man, Canadian public bathrooms ain't got shit on Dutch public bathrooms. The one at my citys train station is all tiled, has potpourri and scented candels, and an attendant. Also, there are flowers on either side of the mirrors. It's seriously nicer than anybodys home bathroom I've ever seen. Hell, it's nicer than the 4-star hotel bathrooms I've seen.

I lost it as "huffing Lobsters"

Attempted burglary? Now, really, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?

With apologies to SSB

Don Reba:
Somehow, Cameron seems much more interesting lately.

I'm pretty sure it corresponds to the acquisition of crazy ear bar...thing.

Nice haircuts!(Unless you had those haircuts last week and I didn't notice.)
Remember lobsters, don't do drugs, or turn into drugs for that matter.

SwimmingRock:
For real? That's it? Man, Canadian public bathrooms ain't got shit on Dutch public bathrooms. The one at my citys train station is all tiled, has potpourri and scented candels, and an attendant. Also, there are flowers on either side of the mirrors. It's seriously nicer than anybodys home bathroom I've ever seen. Hell, it's nicer than the 4-star hotel bathrooms I've seen.

Canadians take some pride in utilitarianism. Here is the news article: http://www.cjad.com/CJADLocalNews/entry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10462065

Victoria Mayor Dean Fortin says he is flushed with pride at the award, sponsored by Cintas Canada, a company that provides restroom supplies, among other services.

Cintas spokesman Rod Farquharson says the Victoria Loo isn't known for being lavish, but the stainless steel, unisex toilet provides an ecofriendly, convenient and free service.

Flushed with pride! Haha, oh, lol.

WHAT?! They took our good toilet!

Didn't this burglary/cleaning story happen already quite a long time ago -- and didn't you also mention it? I'm having a déjà-vu here...

I thought Cameron was going for a 2001 joke. "My God... it's full of shit!"

Hey, funny thing.

Those Fifty Shades of Grey baby clothes you joked about? They actually exist.

"Mum just wanted a night with Mr Grey."

SwimmingRock:

Don Reba:
Somehow, Cameron seems much more interesting lately.

By the way, here is Canada's best toilet in all its splendour:

image

For real? That's it? Man, Canadian public bathrooms ain't got shit on Dutch public bathrooms. The one at my citys train station is all tiled, has potpourri and scented candels, and an attendant. Also, there are flowers on either side of the mirrors. It's seriously nicer than anybodys home bathroom I've ever seen. Hell, it's nicer than the 4-star hotel bathrooms I've seen.

Well, I have to say that that really isn't that great a toilet... but it IS definitely the nicest outhouse I have ever seen.

Also, I have lived in Victoria for almost 6 years and I have never seen this thing...

It's kinda funny, because I know a guy who's an acredited diving instructor and he poaches lobsters from traps. If it was California I'd be laughing my ass off if it was him.

GamemasterAnthony:
...And, DVS BSTrD...I'm very disappointed in you. You had a prime opportunity to do your usual punnage, and forgot to mention about the toilet that got ahead of the others...

Apparently the result was passed by a motion at the annual general meeting.Crappy toilets are quite a common problem at such meetings because they just can't take the amount of bull manure that ends up gathering at such events.

Yes; this was just made up in order for me to use some toilet humor

Dig up Paul, dig up!

This episode was awesome, tons of great jokes and good banter. Keep up the work LRR dudes.

 Pages 1 2 NEXT

Reply to Thread

Log in or Register to Comment
Have an account? Login below:
With Facebook:Login With Facebook
or
Username:  
Password:  
  
Not registered? To sign up for an account with The Escapist:
Register With Facebook
Register With Facebook
or
Registered for a free account here