We call people from Oklahoma (specifically those who take pride in being Oklahoma Sooners) we call them "dirt burglars."
It wasn't a drug.... it was a drug lobster.
"Red Leader this is Gold Leader. We're starting our attack run."
Desperate dope heads can be so... creative.
Too bad they're too high to channel it into art.
Unless you consider this art. Freaks.
Creative drug smuggling*
*Honest to god, not endorsing drug use, etc., so on, and such.
They took our good toilet!!!
That last story reminded me of Discworld when they talk about anti-crimes: doing something nice to someone without their consent.