Escapist News Wrap: Stealing Nude Photos and 80,000 Pounds of Walnuts

Stealing Nude Photos and 80,000 Pounds of Walnuts

This week, a pair of cellphone store employees get in trouble for copying a customer's private pictures. Capcom defends the move to 30 fps in the new Devil May Cry, and Gmail overtakes Hotmail as the most widely used email service. Also, a master thief makes off with 80,000 pounds of walnuts.

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Well we know that Greg reads the threads. especially with the last "zinger"

nice insertion or context not included in the actual story, but I felt a bit of a jump toward the quick jab joke.

Greg should have made that relation to the maple syrup heist.

On the Halo note, I wish Halo had effected the youth vote, considering that most youth tend to be crazily liberal, and a lot less of such votes would have been much preferred by me.

Blast you darn crazy kids!

Never-never-never-never-never take any film to be developed or any digital cameras to have the data downloaded unless you're willing to share any embarrassing pictures on them.

Back before digital cameras I had a friend who had a job developing people's pictures, and he and most other film developers had box loads of copies of "private and personal" nudie and pornographic pictures they'd saved from customers' submissions.

Don't think you'll be any different.

As for the walnuts...sounds like someone's preparing for a SERIOUS baking spree this holiday season!

I knew the pictures of the DOA girls were just meant to draw me here, but I came anyway.
Good delivery. I wasn't nothing amazing, but you kept the topics interesting.

hear that? He said Nefarious! Like me! ME! *giggles and runs around house flailing arms*

*ahem*

That's why you don't keep naked pictures on your phone and give it to random dudes...

All those awful segways made me chuckle.

Revolutionary:
All those awful segways made me chuckle.

Heh, for a second there I was like, "Did I do a Segway story?"

How dare you think walnuts are more vital a resource than bacon.

damn, this guy just isn't funny.

Copper Zen:
Never-never-never-never-never take any film to be developed or any digital cameras to have the data downloaded unless you're willing to share any embarrassing pictures on them.

Back before digital cameras I had a friend who had a job developing people's pictures, and he and most other film developers had box loads of copies of "private and personal" nudie and pornographic pictures they'd saved from customers' submissions.

Don't think you'll be any different.

As for the walnuts...sounds like someone's preparing for a SERIOUS baking spree this holiday season!

The difference is your friend probably wasn't stupid enough to try and show off his collection to any of the store's customers.

...not that that makes it any less wrong though.

Anyway, I didn't catch what Greg said at the end of the video, can someone fill me in?

canadamus_prime:

Copper Zen:
snip

The difference is your friend probably wasn't stupid enough to try and show off his collection to any of the store's customers.

...not that that makes it any less wrong though.

Anyway, I didn't catch what Greg said at the end of the video, can someone fill me in?

I had to listen to it again to catch it, myself.

Greg's last line was: "I'm pretty sure it just says: 'Be sure to drink your Ovaltine'." The pigeon's finders were an elderly couple. I guess that he was trying to make a funny.[1]

Ta.

[1] It wasn't a bad toss off joke, but don't tell him I said that. Shhh.

Copper Zen:

canadamus_prime:

Copper Zen:
snip

The difference is your friend probably wasn't stupid enough to try and show off his collection to any of the store's customers.

...not that that makes it any less wrong though.

Anyway, I didn't catch what Greg said at the end of the video, can someone fill me in?

I had to listen to it again to catch it, myself.

Greg's last line was: "I'm pretty sure it just says: 'Be sure to drink your Ovaltine'." The pigeon's finders were an elderly couple. I guess that he was trying to make a funny.[1]

Ta.

Thanks. I've watched that 3 times and still all I could make out was "Be sure to drink mumble mumble mumble."

[1] It wasn't a bad toss off joke, but don't tell him I said that. Shhh.

Hey guys,

Here's the Ovaltine reference, in case you missed it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdA__2tKoIU

Greg

Revolutionary:
All those awful segways made me chuckle.

Segway is one of those silly scooter things. What you want is "segue."

:)

What was the footage during walnut segment?
Any particular movie or was it some sort of mash-up?

Greg Tito:
Hey guys,

Here's the Ovaltine reference, in case you missed it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdA__2tKoIU

Greg

Christmas has indeed come early this year!

blackrave:
What was the footage during walnut segment?
Any particular movie or was it some sort of mash-up?

Oh thanks, I wasn't sure. Google wasn't helpful.

 

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