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the war z dev team especially that guy are the BIGGEST piece of scum in the video game industry they should be going bust not good people like THQ where the fuck is the justice in that ass holes like these get away with shit and then people like THQ get shat on, and i dnt care ban me escapist for this it needs to be said and ill just go to joystiq anyway...

Grey seemed really STEAMED when it came to coming up with a joke for this guy.

DVS BSTrD:
War Z? More like Lay Z.

So it's a Lay Z Day Z, then? At least the game has been pulled from the service. All someone had to do was pull a Valve!

I'll be here all weekend, folks!

1nfinite_Cros5:
Grey seemed really STEAMED when it came to coming up with a joke for this guy.

DVS BSTrD:
War Z? More like Lay Z.

So it's a Lay Z Day Z, then? At least the game has been pulled from the service. All someone had to do was pull a Valve!

I'll be here all weekend, folks!

dayz is the lazyest peice of shit ive ever seen they cant even iron out critical game ruining bugs like retarded ai movements with bohemia behind him glad i never paid for tht crap

Kross:

WanderingFool:

DVS BSTrD:
War Z? More like Lay Z.

But seriously, just because the servers can support 100 players each, it doesn't mean they...

*puts on sunglasses*

...half to.

Your post was literally better than today's strip...

Your post has literally no constructive content!



My favorite claim of theirs was the "Learn dozen of available skills![1]"

At least I didnt lie about having any constructive content in my post, and not include it...

[1] Actual skills not included. Any skills gained will be a result of real life interaction with the game client and exposure to false advertising.

Fappy:
Cory drew himself slightly more rugged than I remember him... that is unless these last few months of tirelessly drawing have hardened him >.>

I wasn't going to say anything, but...

Yeah.

Also, the dev's eyes in the first panel are fucking terrifying.

"I don't see 'lie in saying 'up to a hundred players per server' and having the current limit at fifty players."

>.>
<.<
>.>

My GODS, the man's a Republican presidential candidate!!!

President Sergey Titov 2016!!! Hell, yeah!!!

I feel the need to wash the filth off of me, now. I feel dirty. :(

Wow.
Eh, don't feel too bad. When people get to have that much dumb, what you did is really all you can do.

You should see the other projects this guy has been involved in. He's the king of terrible, unfinished products.

"Sergey Titov The Producer/Programmer for Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing."

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Huuuurrr...

That's at least as good as all the comedy the came out whenever the second George Bush spoke publicly.

He makes the EA and Activision PR departments look capable.

Binnsyboy:

Fappy:
Cory drew himself slightly more rugged than I remember him... that is unless these last few months of tirelessly drawing have hardened him >.>

I wasn't going to say anything, but...

Yeah.

Also, the dev's eyes in the first panel are fucking terrifying.

He looks like a clone of David Jaffe that's been flushed out of the tank too early.

Scrumpmonkey:
You should see the other projects this guy has been involved in. He's the king of terrible, unfinished products.

"Sergey Titov The Producer/Programmer for Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing."

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Huuuurrr...

Bull. You are making that up.

-Googles-

Oh, sweet, merciful Lord, how could any member of that project ever find work again..

OT: The joke of the strips is that you can't parody this shit, it's just too stupid to begin with. It's a meta-joke. How can people fail to see this?

So anyone know what was on the shirt in the Yin-Yang pattern? It looks like the Millenium Falcon but I don't know what the darker one was?

Nevermind Google found it after "Yin-Yang Millenium Falcon t-shirt" Making the other half the Serenity.

http://www.outerrimnews.com/2012/12/shirt-alert-sci-fi-yin-yang/

That was a Balls-Z move to try and pass that off as not lying.

Should've just left the quote as the strip, it's funny enough.

jboking:

Foolproof:
So, you admit, you cannot come up with a good joke...about 200 strips after this became obvious to everyone who has seen this series.

Not able to point out that there was, in fact, a joke in this comic? Albeit, a simple one where they just say that the target of ridicule is so stupid he ridicules himself. How sad.

You'll notice I said a good joke.

j0frenzy:

Grey Carter:

Foolproof:
So, you admit, you cannot come up with a good joke...about 200 strips after this became obvious to everyone who has seen this series.

Hah. You just earned me $5, man. Thanks.

Knew that bet was worth it.

I am now interested in the terms of this bet, because from the context, this seems less like a bet and more like a sure thing.

I agree. Don't leave us hanging here! What was the bet?

And yeah, it's hard to satirize someone when what they see in reality is more deranged than what you could ever come up with.

Just look up Stephen Colbert's interview with Orly Taitz as a live example.

Foolproof:

jboking:

Foolproof:
So, you admit, you cannot come up with a good joke...about 200 strips after this became obvious to everyone who has seen this series.

Not able to point out that there was, in fact, a joke in this comic? Albeit, a simple one where they just say that the target of ridicule is so stupid he ridicules himself. How sad.

You'll notice I said a good joke.

Ah, I'll chock it all up to taste then. Yours isn't in line with Critical Miss. Now the question is why you are bothering with it if it isn't in like with your tastes?

Copper Zen:

"I don't see 'lie in saying 'up to a hundred players per server' and having the current limit at fifty players."

>.>
<.<
>.>

My GODS, the man's a Republican presidential candidate!!!

President Sergey Titov 2016!!! Hell, yeah!!!

I feel the need to wash the filth off of me, now. I feel dirty. :(

Well I did once see this on Fox News.....


:/ So, maybe your right.....

Grey Carter:

Binnsyboy:

Fappy:
Cory drew himself slightly more rugged than I remember him... that is unless these last few months of tirelessly drawing have hardened him >.>

I wasn't going to say anything, but...

Yeah.

Also, the dev's eyes in the first panel are fucking terrifying.

He looks like a clone of David Jaffe that's been flushed out of the tank too early.

The drawing, or the actual guy? :D

Scrumpmonkey:
You should see the other projects this guy has been involved in. He's the king of terrible, unfinished products.

"Sergey Titov The Producer/Programmer for Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing."

image

Huuuurrr...

Wait...you mean that's not just a joke people have been saying? He actually worked on that?!! HOW?!?!?!

Foolproof:
So, you admit, you cannot come up with a good joke...about 200 strips after this became obvious to everyone who has seen this series.

Schroedinger's Pussy. Your argument has erupted in awe-inspiring conflagration. (And why keep coming back if it doesn't amuse you?)

OT: I remember staring at that quote for about twenty minutes, trying to parse it into reality. I failed.

LobsterFeng:

Scrumpmonkey:
You should see the other projects this guy has been involved in. He's the king of terrible, unfinished products.

"Sergey Titov The Producer/Programmer for Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing."

image

Huuuurrr...

Wait...you mean that's not just a joke people have been saying? He actually worked on that?!! HOW?!?!?!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Rigs:_Over_the_Road_Racing

Producer (citation needed), programmer.

You may continue gawking as long as you need to.

SnowBurst:
the war z dev team especially that guy are the BIGGEST piece of scum in the video game industry they should be going bust not good people like THQ where the fuck is the justice in that ass holes like these get away with shit and then people like THQ get shat on, and i dnt care ban me escapist for this it needs to be said and ill just go to joystiq anyway...

Why would they ban you for that?

You're implying that what "needs to be said" can even be read.

SnowBurst:

1nfinite_Cros5:
Grey seemed really STEAMED when it came to coming up with a joke for this guy.

DVS BSTrD:
War Z? More like Lay Z.

So it's a Lay Z Day Z, then? At least the game has been pulled from the service. All someone had to do was pull a Valve!

I'll be here all weekend, folks!

dayz is the lazyest peice of shit ive ever seen they cant even iron out critical game ruining bugs like retarded ai movements with bohemia behind him glad i never paid for tht crap

In their defence, you'd have to rebuild the entire fucking engine to fix that. They used animal AI. And it's not like all of Bohemia is working on it, it's Rocket and a few people making it, FOR FREE might I add. So yeah, it's not like it's as simple as "Ironing out a bug"

I'mANinja:

SnowBurst:

1nfinite_Cros5:
Grey seemed really STEAMED when it came to coming up with a joke for this guy.

So it's a Lay Z Day Z, then? At least the game has been pulled from the service. All someone had to do was pull a Valve!

I'll be here all weekend, folks!

dayz is the lazyest peice of shit ive ever seen they cant even iron out critical game ruining bugs like retarded ai movements with bohemia behind him glad i never paid for tht crap

In their defence, you'd have to rebuild the entire fucking engine to fix that. They used animal AI. And it's not like all of Bohemia is working on it, it's Rocket and a few people making it, FOR FREE might I add. So yeah, it's not like it's as simple as "Ironing out a bug"

well rockets a moron for even choosing arma 2's engine for this he should have chose something less buggy i cant think of a worse engine to do this for

SnowBurst:
well rockets a moron for even choosing arma 2's engine for this he should have chose something less buggy i cant think of a worse engine to do this for

I can think of a few... GoldScr, Unreal 1, GeoMod,...
Technically, every engine that can't render large worlds AND contain a lot of players.

Well...

It technically isn't a lie. Up to a hundred players is about as vague as you can get, only beaten by up to a hundred players or more. A single-player game supports up to a million players, technically speaking... In fact a game that can't be played period and thus has 0 players will also support up to a million players.

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Bindal:

SnowBurst:
well rockets a moron for even choosing arma 2's engine for this he should have chose something less buggy i cant think of a worse engine to do this for

I can think of a few... GoldScr, Unreal 1, GeoMod,...
Technically, every engine that can't render large worlds AND contain a lot of players.

thts like saying the worst is pongs engine...

SnowBurst:

Bindal:

SnowBurst:
well rockets a moron for even choosing arma 2's engine for this he should have chose something less buggy i cant think of a worse engine to do this for

I can think of a few... GoldScr, Unreal 1, GeoMod,...
Technically, every engine that can't render large worlds AND contain a lot of players.

thts like saying the worst is pongs engine...

Then don't say he picked the worst engine when it was basically the only engine, that worked.

It was a good effort
There is no shame in this

Yeah, I still can't get over that this guy was on the Big Rig game. A game so shitty it wouldn't of even been considered in alpha stage of development of any respectable developer when it was released.

Radoh:

DVS BSTrD:

Radoh:

Welp, it's decided.
I'm now going to stalk your every post since it seems pretty obvious you are the second (third) coming of Hankman.

OT: Yeah, there's not really much that can be done with that other than to go meta like you did.
I'm pretty entertained by that notion anyways.

Third? there was another?

*Looks at Custom forum title*
Should I be worried?

Well, I say third because Hankman ban jumped and went with the name Hankman 2.0 so that's why third was in parentheses.
And yes, you should be worried.
Always be worried when dealing with Radoh.

Hey why was hankman banned I really liked his work and was wondering were he went?

Sabrestar:
From the man that brought you Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing...

Because really, by comparison, War Z is almost functional.

im honestly dumbfounded that the guy who managed to make what is regarded as either the worst or second worst game in the history of video games is still in the industry

Scrumpmonkey:
You should see the other projects this guy has been involved in. He's the king of terrible, unfinished products.

"Sergey Titov The Producer/Programmer for Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing."

I thought that was Bethesda, yet they still some how have so many fanbois defending them... weird huh?

Bindal:

SnowBurst:

Bindal:

I can think of a few... GoldScr, Unreal 1, GeoMod,...
Technically, every engine that can't render large worlds AND contain a lot of players.

thts like saying the worst is pongs engine...

Then don't say he picked the worst engine when it was basically the only engine, that worked.

daw cute how you dno anything about game engines if you say thats the only one thatd work when you could make a game 10 times better with even skyrims creativity engine for crying out loud

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