Escape to the Movies: Broken City

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Nice review but...Did you post this a day early Bob?
Are you gonna be busy tomorrow?

Whoa. That's a lot of Hathaway side-boob. 8)

Wow Anne Hathaway starring in a Shakespeare production? It's almost uncanny. Oh wait, that's because it's about as funny as Carrie Underwood marrying Mike Fisher, thus becoming new Carrie Fisher.

A Thursday review? What is the occasion?

Also, do they still make any of the main Law and Orders?

Broken City

A crime movie with brains.

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I'm with Bob in regards to Gremlins. Except with many, many more no's.

What, people upset about the Gremlins reboot? But reboots are cool, look at Devil May Cry. Stop your whining and enjoy your shitty reboot aimed at dumb 13yr olds with CGI gremlins and plenty of pointless cursing. Maybe they'll get Michael Bay to direct! Oh, what's, when it's something you like its not okay to reboot it?

Did someone say...

Soviet Heavy:
Wow Anne Hathaway starring in a Shakespeare production? It's almost uncanny. Oh wait, that's because it's about as funny as Carrie Underwood marrying Mike Fisher, thus becoming new Carrie Fisher.

Maybe next she'll star in the Broadway revival of Cats.

I may me preaching to the choir here, but isn't the whole point of the female lead in Taming of the Shrew that she's not in any way attractive or graceful, and that the male lead is only perusing her for her money?

Who the fuck thought that Anne Hathaway was the right person to cast here?! Does Hollywood really put no more thought into these things other than "We need a chick to front this movie. Hey, that Anne Hathaway is popular right now, let cast her. Genius!"?

Also you did give us permission to get it out of the way early so tee hee hee Anne Hathaway was also the name of Shakespeare's wife what a coincidence!

Shooter was better than Machete. Eat that.

Mark Wahlberg yay... NOW WHAT THE F@%* IS THIS ABOUT A GREMLINS REBOOT?!?!?!?!

Good.

So long as they have eyeballs on rebooting Gremlins and Smurfs, there's a good chance they'll leave Goonies alone.

No.
No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No.
etc.

you leave my Gremlins alone, dammit.

Good to know Broken City isn't bad, and I could really careless about The Last Stand. What I really wanted was a review of Mama.

and I'll agree that Gremlins needs to be left the hell alone.

<nitpick> While I'm just as happy to have the Swartzenegger flick summarized ("It's good it's just not five minutes of review material good"), I found it ironic that Broken City clocked in at about 3 minutes 30 sec. </nitpick>

I see Ahnold tonight. Bob says if I liked "Eraser" (and I did, a lot) then I'll like this. If it is as good as Eraser, I'll be pleasantly surprised.

I can't be the only one who couldn't care less about Anne Hathaway and her ugly face, so please, if anyone agrees, make some noise!

As for Broken City, I was afraid it would turn out to be the same kind of disappointment as Gangster Squad; Glad to see that's not the case!

Not a Lit Major, but somewhat a Bardophile.... tee hee hee hee hee hee...

teeeeee hee heeh eehee heheh ehe h huk ugh hack. cough.

OT: Looks good, I'll check it out if I can. Surprised you didn't mention Ben Affleck's (directed) movies in this review. Seems similar.

Forget the Gremlins reboot, who the hell wanted another version of Taming of the Shrew?

NinjaDeathSlap:
I may me preaching to the choir here, but isn't the whole point of the Joker in The Dark Knight that he's not in any way attractive or graceful, and that the God-Damn Batman is only pummeling him for justice?

Who the fuck thought that Heath Ledger was the right person to cast here?! Does Hollywood really put no more thought into these things other than "We need a dude to front this movie. Hey, that Heath Ledger is popular right now, let cast him. Genius!"?

answer: ACTING!

No Bob, the Shooter is a great movie on it's own. Machete is a cheesy film B that works. Also is it noir flick modernized? I think so.

Phuctifyno:

NinjaDeathSlap:
I may me preaching to the choir here, but isn't the whole point of the Joker in The Dark Knight that he's not in any way attractive or graceful, and that the God-Damn Batman is only pummeling him for justice?

Who the fuck thought that Heath Ledger was the right person to cast here?! Does Hollywood really put no more thought into these things other than "We need a dude to front this movie. Hey, that Heath Ledger is popular right now, let cast him. Genius!"?

answer: ACTING!

Well, that's not entirely an apt comparison. For one thing, the joker has been played in a number of different ways by a number of different people depending on who's interpretation of the Batman universe you're in, and while Nolan did expand on the possible mentality of the Joker, he did it whilst still keeping hold of the core essence of that character that was already more complex than you are making out.

For another, at the time Heath Ledger was cast as the Joker he wasn't getting anywhere near as much exposure as Anne Hathaway is right now. Rather it was his performance in The Dark Knight that gave him that exposure (or would have done if he'd lived long enough to reap it). Anyway, just because Ledger did a stellar (and completely unexpected) performance in The Dark Knight, that wouldn't have suddenly made him the right casting choice for every male lead for every high profile film for the next few years.

Yes, Anne Hathaway is a good actress, I'm not disputing that. However, so are a lot of other people who would have also been a better fit for this role. It annoys me because people who are just as good, and a better fit for the role are missing out on potentially a big break because Anne Hathaway is already a high profile name and they're not so much. However, it also sucks because Anne Hathaway is a good enough actress to deserve roles on her own merit, and not just because she's the industry darling of the moment and the producers know that slapping her name on their movie will pull in audiences.

DVS BSTrD:
Did someone say...

Woah, what movie has Frazier Crane playing the mayor? I have to see that!

...wait, no I don't. Kelsey Grammer doesn't tend to star in good thigns these days. Last movie I saw him in was An American Carol.

maninahat:

DVS BSTrD:
Did someone say...

Woah, what movie has Frazier Crane playing the mayor? I have to see that!

...wait, no I don't. Kelsey Grammer doesn't tend to star in good thigns these days. Last movie I saw him in was An American Carol.

It's actually a STARZ tv show called Boss, where his character is slowly loosing his mind. But it probably wasn't very good, seeing as how it wasn't renewed for a third season. The pothole this actually a reference to a particular scene.

While I hated the movie itself, I loved Kelsey Grammer as Beast in X-Men III. I thought that was a good casting choice.

And as far as Gremlins go...I'm on the fence. I'm not opposed to seeing a new Gremlins as a concept, I think it just depends on A. who they cast B. How they direct it and C. How bad the inevitable CGI Mogwai and Gremlins end up looking (it would be great if they kept the puppets, but I don't see that happening)

To be honest, I actually think the concept of Gremlins is something that would work even better now. Their whole gimmick is about how they mess with electronics and gadgets...well we certainly have a lot more of those in the year 2013 than we did back in 84.

I'm not gonna say I'm happy about the idea, but I'm willing to see where it goes before I pass judgement.

Gremlins reboot?
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
is how its going to be seen, you know this bob.

NinjaDeathSlap:

Phuctifyno:

NinjaDeathSlap:
I may me preaching to the choir here, but isn't the whole point of the Joker in The Dark Knight that he's not in any way attractive or graceful, and that the God-Damn Batman is only pummeling him for justice?

Who the fuck thought that Heath Ledger was the right person to cast here?! Does Hollywood really put no more thought into these things other than "We need a dude to front this movie. Hey, that Heath Ledger is popular right now, let cast him. Genius!"?

answer: ACTING!

Well, that's not entirely an apt comparison. For one thing, the joker has been played in a number of different ways by a number of different people depending on who's interpretation of the Batman universe you're in, and while Nolan did expand on the possible mentality of the Joker, he did it whilst still keeping hold of the core essence of that character that was already more complex than you are making out.

For another, at the time Heath Ledger was cast as the Joker he wasn't getting anywhere near as much exposure as Anne Hathaway is right now. Rather it was his performance in The Dark Knight that gave him that exposure (or would have done if he'd lived long enough to reap it). Anyway, just because Ledger did a stellar (and completely unexpected) performance in The Dark Knight, that wouldn't have suddenly made him the right casting choice for every male lead for every high profile film for the next few years.

Yes, Anne Hathaway is a good actress, I'm not disputing that. However, so are a lot of other people who would have also been a better fit for this role. It annoys me because people who are just as good, and a better fit for the role are missing out on potentially a big break because Anne Hathaway is already a high profile name and they're not so much. However, it also sucks because Anne Hathaway is a good enough actress to deserve roles on her own merit, and not just because she's the industry darling of the moment and the producers know that slapping her name on their movie will pull in audiences.

A valid concern, but I still hold that its a madlib complaint. The actor/actress is innocent until proven guilty, when the film is seen. I actually think Hathaway has a somewhat untapped range that was hinted at on her SNL appearance.

Because of her name, it was only a matter of time before she showed up in a Shakespeare movie. There's no way they would pass that joke up, even if its a lame joke. I think putting her in "Shrew" is the funniest way to pull that joke off, hinting that ol' Bill wrote it about his wife.

As for playing aganist type, I feel I also could have mentioned Matt Damon in The Informant, Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder, or (especially) Charlize Theron in Monster. All roles that should have gone to Phillip Seymour Hoffman, by your logic. Quack.

This film doesn't have Mariska Hargitay in it. So thanks but no thanks.

Oh and before I forget: I say nay to a reboot but Gremlins III would be possible. One where Zach Galligan has a son with Phoebe Cates (both could use a career booster because, well they don't have one any more). No Justin Bieber, stay put where you are. And also Gizmo has aged wisely but still the loveable character we know and love. Throw in a John Glover gone from a wacky 80's Gordon Gekko impersonation to a new age self help guru and a Joe Dante direction mix in it and you got yourself a film deal. You know where to find me, the people of Warner Brothers if you want more details. *twirls his imaginary moustache like Snidely Whiplash*

Gremlins? Reboot? HAVE YOU LOST YOUR BLOODY MIND?!

The only time the words "Gremlins" and "reboot" should be in the same sentence is, "Among the many movies that need/deserve a reboot, Gremlins is not one of them."

Umm, Anne Hathaway could be playing Bianca you know. So the the whole "she's pretty and fun and everyone wants her" fits right in. She doesn't have to be Katherina.

SadakoMoose:
Forget the Gremlins reboot, who the hell wanted another version of Taming of the Shrew?

A producer who said I don't want writers or to pay for a script.

Of course, those are some pretty big shoes to fill.

Someone's gonna have to explain the Hathaway joke to me

JaredXE:
Umm, Anne Hathaway could be playing Bianca you know. So the the whole "she's pretty and fun and everyone wants her" fits right in. She doesn't have to be Katherina.

Well, that's a good point, but isn't she such a versatile actrass that she can play an otherwise unpleasant character? And I thought there was a modern version of Taming of the Shrew, called "10 Things I Hate about You."

English Lit. Majors? What about us folk who PAID ATTENTION in high school English 12? Give some of us kids a little credit, Bob. ;)

Figured the political stuff would be the weak link of the movie, let me guess, Russel Crowe is the guy who ends up wearing the Romney mask

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