Mini-Churchill is actually rather cute....
I kinda do miss WW2 games at times...but then I recall its ALWAYS the same stuff.

D-Day, Pearl Harbor,Stalingrad, French Country side, Jungle battles, and Berlin.
Most have that or half at least.

I would so fucking play that.

tmande2nd:
Mini-Churchill is actually rather cute....
I kinda do miss WW2 games at times...but then I recall its ALWAYS the same stuff.

D-Day, Pearl Harbor,Stalingrad, French Country side, Jungle battles, and Berlin.
Most have that or half at least.

Better than "Kill some brown people in some foreign country" though. I do kinda miss it all. WWII games were game where you were actually on equal footing with the enemy. Of course there are the ones where you fight Russia for some ludicrous reason...

But that looks fun...

And to make it realistic you could give Mussolini a car with a 25% handicap.

Hell! I'd play it.

They'd have their market and Nintendo's Mario Cart fanbase, they'd have an even bigger money fort!

Glad to see I'm not the only one who would've wanted this.

Oh sure! Axis vs Allies go Kart would be fine, but what about the Kinnect Games?

Eleuthera:
Is the one flying FDR?

EDIT: or whatever the Japanes Emperor's name was...

Emperor Hirohito, and him see as how he was nothing but a thrown warmer until we dropped the bomb. Prime Minister Hideki Tojo would be the one in the race.

Sucks to be Mussolini. For a guy who was really serious about his train schedules, you'd think he'd be a bit of a better driver.

I'd play it.

Can somebody build this? Please? I'll give you the monies if you throw up a kickstarter!

I'm surprised at the caption. I thought Dad's Army wasn't watched outside the UK.

You know they'd make Tojo the best racer, he'd be the toad of Hitlerls Master Racing.

I'm guessing that's Hirohito being nuked in the background.

I would play that. I don't even like racing games and I would still play that.

Having heard the joke on Grey's Twitter a few days ago already, Cory knocks it out of the park with his artwork making it funny twice. Wonderful.

warmachine:
I'm surprised at the caption. I thought Dad's Army wasn't watched outside the UK.

It could be because Grey is British, if I'm not mistaken.

dammit grey and cory!
how are we supposed to provoke Godwin's law in this discussion when you already took the liberty to do so in the beginning.

Fund it

this could be a really good game.
Roosevelt could have a rocket powered wheel chair.
Hirohito could commit seppuku if you lose while playing as him.
You could use air strikes instead of the blue turtle shell of death.
instead of star power your car would just turn into a tank
And you could have a lot of dark humor in it to, like a level in the bombed out ruins of Hiroshima or a holocaust camp.
Come on folks, we all know you want to get on fox news one day and this is your chance, make this game.

With that awsome facial expression can't you just see the thoughts running through lil' Hitler's mind......

"First zey make all ze memes of me on ze internets, now zey schtick me in zis schmall auto to blow me up?! Next time I go after ze gamers!"

...and yes, I would love his game to be madeso I can play it.

Make it tongue in cheek and I'd totally play that game. And there are some things that haven't been explored, I came up with an idea for a German character who was initially totally on board with Hitler ruling, until he realizes some of the more grizzly aspects of him ruling. He does some things that piss off the SS and they shove a gun in his hands and kick him onto the eastern front, where he has to survive there for two years.

I'm guessing De Gaulle and Roosevelt are coming with day-one DLC?

MrCalavera:
I'm guessing De Gaulle and Roosevelt are coming with day-one DLC?

Nah, Roosevelt would only join the game as DLC about two years after it first came out.

/too-easy-history-joke

Ramith:
I'm guessing that's Hirohito being nuked in the background.

most likely, being that you can just barely tell he's wearing glasses.

The DLC would expand the playable characters to famous generals like Rommel, Patton and Tojo, each with their own special moves and stats.

The Generals Pack, 800 points.

An alternate game type would be called Race For The Nuke, where the leaders of the allies are pitted against those of the axis on an open arena style map with barrels of "hard water" scattered about that they must claim. The first side to gather enough "hard water" to develop a nuke is treated to a cinematic of the enemies' capital being nuked and thus winning the game.

I would play the tits off Hitler's Master Racing.