Feed Dump: Twins, Twins and Tamogatchis

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His Holiness, Pope Gobshite I: Bishop of Rome, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Primate of Italy, Archbishop and Metropolitan of the Roman Province, Sovereign of the State of Vatican City, Servant of the Servants of God.

Though born under the name of Dougle McGuire, the pontiff adopted his current title upon his assuption to the throne of St Peter - on the advice of his close advisor's Cardinal Ted Crilly and Cardinal Jack Hackett Prefect of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith (Soon to be re-re-named "The Inquisition and Ministry of Pain.")

His reign was marked by 37 religious wars, the public beheading of the British Prime Minister while visiting the Vatican and the several abortive investigations into gambling within the Congregation of Cardinals. He also officially instituted the ritual of rollerblading before the Eucharist.

There is very little I can say to this except, well done.

...also...

Feck!!

Arse!

DRINK!

and

That would be an ecumenical matter!

Your hat! It's Kyooooooooooo :D

"right meow" Right Meow!?! Oh dear Gods the puns! & I always thought it was Matt and Alex who did the bad puns! Also, I too want to see Morgan Freeman and David Attenborough race to the south pole

-M

Bono has even less chance of being Pope than Fr. Dougal as he's a Protestant.

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