Feed Dump: Gorillas, UFOs and Pie

Gorillas, UFOs and Pie

This week's Feed Dump gives us some suggestions on gorilla proofing your home.

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I personally believe that Graham mask only lessened his likeness towards a gorilla.
Not sying the mask isn't good, just that Grahams beard makes me think of the species already.

Looks like this ape was caught...

*puts on gorilla mask*

...In the Forbidden Zone?

When I saw pie I was expecting something about pi day (tomorrow). :/

Heh, I'm sure Kathleen wrote this episode's opener...

And that does sound like an appropriate way to manage UFO sightings... is the dude a crazy guy though?

Welp, off to get soem vampire-pies then.

Was this gorilla from the Wonderland Zoo by any chance? They had a problem with their bears escaping on a near weekly basis in the 70's

It took you guys this long to do the kitty-themed opener?

I have a Norwegian forest cat!

leviadragon99:
Heh, I'm sure Kathleen wrote this episode's opener...

And that does sound like an appropriate way to manage UFO sightings... is the dude a crazy guy though?

Welp, off to get soem vampire-pies then.

I think you mean vam-pies.

And I'm not saying the guy is crazy, but here's his website. Look around and decide for yourself.

Noo, don't eat that, it's gone bad. You'll turn into vam-piers. That's wore than being a hampire!

Holy shit! How did you guys get a gorilla on the show!?

A LRR high-five is way better than 1 Year of Netflix. Just saying.

As a Korean, I've seen some wierd labels on snacks(and canned food) myself. Oh, and no perservatives usually means LOTS of salt.

Fresh pie... "It's now?"

I'm crying, that's the funniest damn thing I've seen all day.

It's probably just a bad translation from Korean to English but still... Cracked me up.

If this is the sort of madness the dump truck brings us, then I want to see more!

I love me some terrible packaging and translations.

"It's now!" What does that even mean? What could it have meant? We may never know.

And thus we have the prompt for this thread:

The new gorilla-proof lock system is _________.

I love Asian markets for this very reason. I've seen weird energy drinks labelled as "Bird Milk" or "Nest Drink" - and cherry Pockys.

Pocky can only ever be chocolate. There's a law. I made it up, but it's there. It's my law. Pocky Cannot Be Cherry Flavoured, Because It Would Be Ick.

"YOU BETRAYED THE POCKY LAW, KIM PHAT MARKET!
- LAAAAAAAAWWW!"

Then there's always the occasional odd Persian market up in Montreal. They stick English on their tins for the sake of export. Mext thing you know, you're suckered in by one of the local awesome cooking shows and find that you just *have* to try their little stuffed pastas of which I've forgotten the name.

All I know is the one tin I found came with the subtext "Be Joyful".

Oh, joy! I'll go eat some expensively imported carbs and that'll make me feel good about myself!

Soooo Kathleen is the only one with a Tattoo..
Is it wrong to ask what it is (probably a cat, or some of it), and if we can see it??

Although I do enjoy the Idea of her having her last name tattoed over her shoulders with Old-English.. or like Bugs Bunny :)

"Gorilla proof lock" I suspect twist-ties were involved.

Maybe one off of a bag of cookies!

All I could think of was...

Kramer, I got the Gorilla Lock because it's the most impenetrable lock on the market. It has only one flaw - the door... MUST BE CLOSED!

Hindkjaer:
Soooo Kathleen is the only one with a Tattoo..
Is it wrong to ask what it is (probably a cat, or some of it), and if we can see it??

Although I do enjoy the Idea of her having her last name tattoed over her shoulders with Old-English.. or like Bugs Bunny :)

I want to see it too.

Graham_LRR:
Gorillas, UFOs and Pie

This week's Feed Dump gives us some suggestions on gorilla proofing your home.

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and there just went the only time you could have talked and thus educated people about the dangers of vamp-pies and how they get into your veins via Atherosclerosis.

now millions will continue to die.

Where did that majestic Mountain Gorilla come from and what did he do to graham?

I wanted to buy gorilla proof bolts for my door, but now I see that is a scam and doesn't work! So thanks for the information for saving money!

I can only hope that they didn't notice the gorilla at first.
They come in, open the fridge, steal some-ones' food, turn to their side, "Hey, you want anything?" "grunt" "...You're a gorilla, aren't you?" "grunt" "I'm gonna run away screaming now"

Do they film this in their cuboard? I can just imagine them all squeezing in with a camera.

"Fresh Pie, It's Now!" seems like a product that would appear in Homestar Runner.
Homestar probably has some contract to advertise for them, once his Fluffy Puff contract expires.

I guess I'm not getting that tattoo...

What is Kathleen's tattoo? I wonder.

Chris will be getting my reports from now on.

I used to eat a lot of Choco Pies, they were even featured in the movie JSA
http://coryinkorea.wordpress.com/tag/choco-pie/

I did have a "eat a random thing from an Asian grocery store" for a while, but that ended in tears when I tried "sugar cuttlefish" one time.

"Which company would want someone to tattoo their name?"

Golden Palace Casino, naturally.

I'm seeing "Fresh Pies: It's Now Or Never!" as a potential LRR shirt.

Or vampire pies. Nah, that's lame.

Redlin5:
I guess I'm not getting that tattoo...

What is Kathleen's tattoo? I wonder.

Answered over at LRR's site:

AdmiralMemo:
Also, at Desert Bus, she showed it off for a BIG donation drive. It's a really great-looking feather that stretches from almost armpit to almost hip. I think someone said it's a Phoenix Down feather?

Graham:
It is a feather, not a Phoenix Down though. It's in this kind of style:

I can't help but wonder if Graham still has his "She Could From Face That" shirt.

Fresh Pie.... It's Now?

Well, from this link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/roboppy/39139979/

That link tells me it was "now" back in summer of 2005.

So you're right, Kathleen, what DOES "now" mean?.....

EDIT:
For your reading pleasure, here's another dude's encounter with the Fresh Pie. It doesn't go quite well.
http://junkfoodguy.com/2011/07/22/asian-junk-food-alert-orion-fresh-pie-strawberry-cream-pie-nfl-lockout-realizations/

sky_rider19:
Where did that majestic Mountain Gorilla come from and what did he do to graham?

I can't believe that the LRR guys were able to get a gorilla on the show.

 

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