Unskippable: Yakuza: Dead Souls

Yakuza: Dead Souls

That's right, this game's about zombies and organized crime. In Japan!

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Never mind the video, or the various news articles polka-dotting the Internet. This game ITSELF feels like it should be an April Fool's joke.

A Yakuza-slash-zombie game. Now I've seen everything. I THOUGHT I had seen everything... I was wrong.

Nope, no Japanese gangsters here, just Japanese zombies.

From what I have seen, the current halo is kinda bringing master chief back from the dead so... zombie.

You want Madden: Football of the Dead?

Well, about 20 years ago, there was Mutant League Football. Does that count?

And while we're at it, there was Mutant League Hockey too.

Man, they don't make games like that anymore... T________________________T

How did the Yakuza behead the zombie?
He cut it with his sai

That woman was so fat she had a hammock for her chin.

I might actually play a Madden game if the zombie mechanics were fun.

I gotta admit this; I would TOTALLY play Madden of the Dead.

ZZoMBiE13:
I gotta admit this; I would TOTALLY play Madden of the Dead.

What sort of humourless person wouldn't at least try Madden of the dead?

To be fair, getting a badass dude you know is nigh unstoppable to help out is probably a good idea.

Here's hoping for a part 2.

After early suspicions, I'm a bit disappointed that they didn't splice together a fake game opening cinematic...

Halo: Zombies?

Aren't The Flood basically the Halo version of Zombies as it is?

Undead Texas Hold 'Em.
Magic 2014: Duels of the BRAINSwalkers.
Mario Kart. Brains or something.
Metal Gear Rising: Redeadening (still sounds as good as Revengeance).
Dark Souls: Prepare to rise edition.

DVS BSTrD:
How did the Yakuza behead the zombie?
He cut it with his sai

Did he do it Gangnam style?

Okay, what timezone was that orphanage in, in that it was sunny there, but night in the city?

TwistedEllipses:
After early suspicions, I'm a bit disappointed that they didn't splice together a fake game opening cinematic...

They did that last year, didn't they? they switched the opening of one Final Fantasy for another.

Imagine, The Sims 4: Zombie outbreak
Civilisation V: The Hoards of the Undead
Bioshock: Infinite Zombies
Farm Simulator 2013 V Plants v zombies.

The possibilities are endless!

I think that super zombie dude was one of the Watch Dogs' main character's earlier roles.

Huh, guess he's some kind of super zombie then...

ritchards:
Okay, what timezone was that orphanage in, in that it was sunny there, but night in the city?

The girl was talking really, really slowly.

Or maybe she was knocked out, and the kidnappers kept him on the line until she got back up.

DVS BSTrD:
How did the Yakuza behead the zombie?
He cut it with his sai

Yakuza are not Ninja, you incorrigible buttroll.

hahaha...oh Japanese games always make for a good time

So, how do you kill that type of zombie if headshots and other injury to the brain doesn't work?

 

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