Brooding Purposes

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DEAR GOD.

YOU HAVE DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE.

YOU HAVE MADE MORGAN SEEM SUAVE AND NOT A MASSIVE TWAT.

Piano, huh?

I gotta get me one of those...

And some tea with jam, by suggestion of Sir Captchington.

Nice attempt, but when I try that I focus on Morgan's second chin. Still looks like a massive douche to me.

What have you done? This could be done to anyone now and it might work!

Now where did I put those pictures of Hitler, Stalin and Kim Jong-Un?

I wouldn't say he looks suave exactly, more that he goes down to a level of "punchable" rather than "must punch right now". You'd still hit him, but it's not an imperative.

So brooding purposes serve breeding purposes?
You can get a real grand piano for a mac?

So THAT's what my brooding has been missing! An adorable videogames journalist to throw scotch at :P
Also, now I wish my mom hadn't given away our piano (I didn't know how to brood/play at the time)

And Daystar, I didn't know you worked for Critical Miss :P

Akichi Daikashima:
DEAR GOD.

YOU HAVE DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE.

YOU HAVE MADE MORGAN SEEM SUAVE AND NOT A MASSIVE TWAT.

Now he just looks like that gross geek who got to make-out with that supermodel.

Yeah...this one flew right over my head.

Calibanbutcher:
So brooding purposes serve breeding purposes?
You can get a real grand piano for a mac?

Considering how much they overcharge for a mac....

I kid, I kid.

Sorry, those two things did absolutely nothing to change my perception of that man. Nice try though.

erttheking:
Yeah...this one flew right over my head.

I'm thinking this comic's premise only works if you go into it with knowledge about characters involved not divulged in the comic itself.

Rain sound + bladerunner blues...
now I want to play Shadowrun so bad :(

you know, I tried this once.

long story short, I got some scotch thrown at me and somehow my pants were set on fire.

so I'll just stick to what I know, brooding on the internet.

because no one else does.

rofltehcat:
Rain sound + bladerunner blues...
now I want to play Shadowrun so bad :(

Mentioning shadowrun...... Now I want to play shadowrun so bad.......

I would punch a baby for a decent Shadowrun game, which would not be hard if we could just keep EA away from it.....

OT: IDK if that would work on anyone except erin, she obviously goes for the crazy..... but who am I to judge, crazy is hawt.

Nothing attracts the crazy quite like the crazy.

I've been wanting to learn the piano for years. Maybe I should get around to doing that. And learning how to brood. This better work, damn it!

I feel it's worth posting this brilliant, 24hr competition winning comic , which takes the exact same concept and runs with it.

maninahat:
I feel it's worth posting this brilliant, 24hr competition winning comic , which takes the exact same concept and runs with it.

Thank you SO much for bringing this to my attention. Lol "WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A BALCONY!"

I heard 1 or 2 years ago that Piers was now priming for corporate TV in America, and in-line with a majority of Brits, my reaction "well the yanks can have him, hopefully he'll stay there."

I'd got the impression he'd gone down a little better than he did in Britain though, where did it go wrong for Piers Morgan?

Well I guess that explains the Phantom of the Opera.

I brood so hard my eyes bleed eye juice.

But still nothing.

Points for this, however.

I guess both "Ashley" (I guess it's one of those bi-gender names that I NEVER hear given to a man) and Erin were both affected by some boss character in Bioshock Infinite.

Also, thanks for clarifying how Erin blushes. When she's actually blushing, her cheeks turn tomato-red instead of her natural - yet not really natural - faint pink.

That music put to the sound of rain is amazing. I really should see that film again.

But it doesn't do anything to make that man look like any less of a slimy troglodyte. Then again, maybe it's just lost on me because I'm not female or gay.

I'd love my own brooding piano though.

Khanht Cope:
I heard 1 or 2 years ago that Piers was now priming for corporate TV in America, and in-line with a majority of Brits, my reaction "well the yanks can have him, hopefully he'll stay there."

I'd got the impression he'd gone down a little better than he did in Britain though, where did it go wrong for Piers Morgan?

I dunno, I like him most of the time. His interviews are usually quite personal and revealing, and he has good rapport with most of his guests. Also, he caused Christine O'Donnell to walk away mid-interview, which was outstanding.

I hate his Guns In America 'campaign', though. Whenever there's a shooting I start to dislike him more afterwards.

Also, the TV makes him look a lot better. I think if I met him in person, it would feel like looking into the ark.

Best. Trade. Ever.

Xman490:
I guess both "Ashley" (I guess it's one of those bi-gender names that I NEVER hear given to a man) and Erin were both affected by some boss character in Bioshock Infinite.

Also, thanks for clarifying how Erin blushes. When she's actually blushing, her cheeks turn tomato-red instead of her natural - yet not really natural - faint pink.

Our resident Daystar Clarion's name is Ashley. :D

It's apparently more commonly a male name over in Europe.

OT: That explains why Batman always gets all the girls, despite Adam West, rubber suits, Robin, and bat-nipples.

Brooding only works if the guy is attractive already. If the guy is shorter than 5'10" or is fat + neckbeard then no amount of "darkness" will win the ladies over.

I can't stop reading everything and hearing everything in that suave detective voice T_T .......I can still hear the music and the rain.

snekadid:

rofltehcat:
Rain sound + bladerunner blues...
now I want to play Shadowrun so bad :(

Mentioning shadowrun...... Now I want to play shadowrun so bad.......

I would punch a baby for a decent Shadowrun game, which would not be hard if we could just keep EA away from it.....

OT: IDK if that would work on anyone except erin, she obviously goes for the crazy..... but who am I to judge, crazy is hawt.

You mean this? http://harebrained-schemes.com/shadowrun/

On the note of the comic; Il have to remember my high backed leather chair and dark suit in future in case of emergency brooding.

maninahat:
I feel it's worth posting this brilliant, 24hr competition winning comic , which takes the exact same concept and runs with it.

Wow. That's bloody brilliant. Makes me feel kind of shit in comparison.

rofltehcat:
Rain sound + bladerunner blues...
now I want to play Shadowrun so bad :(

Ditto, but it's a pain to get a group together and I'm not that good at running games yet.

Calibanbutcher:
So brooding purposes serve breeding purposes?
You can get a real grand piano for a mac?

Yes you brood to breed to start a brood as it were.Words are fun

I agree with this comic wholeheartedly. Being moody and complex has never ceased to keep me in chicks and scotch/sarcasm.

snekadid:

OT: IDK if that would work on anyone except erin, she obviously goes for the crazy..... but who am I to judge, crazy is hawt.

Erin's not the best judge of character, or much else, and as a critic it's her job to judge things!
OT: Who's this Ashley douchebag? He reminds me of one of my worst roommates from college. When was he last seen brooding all over this comic with his fake angst?

I said,
Well, I can have a dark side
If you want me to
I can have a dark side
I can develop my brooding potential
If pain's what you want in a man
Pain I can do
I can have a dark side, too

Tim Minchin: Dark Side
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xQmJ_vxHB4

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